京剧大师金少山经典唱段 #06 歌词
| 歌曲 | 京剧大师金少山经典唱段 #06 |
| 歌手 | 金少山 |
| 专辑 | 京剧大师金少山经典唱段 |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.30] | 严嵩-金少山 邹应龙-周信芳 |
| [00:05.51] | 严 嵩：小千岁！老臣年迈打不得了哇！ |
| [00:09.09] | 邹应龙：哎呀！太师爷不要惊慌。 |
| [00:11.80] | 喏喏喏！你的心腹人在此！ |
| [00:15.51] | 严 嵩：心腹人？ 邹应龙：呃？ |
| [00:17.78] | 严 嵩：我被他们打坏了啊！ |
| [00:20.87] | 邹应龙：哎呀！哪一个敢打太师爷？ |
| [00:25.65] | 严 嵩：我慢慢对你言讲！ |
| [00:27.21] | 邹应龙：慢慢地讲！ |
| [00:28.42] | 严 嵩：我奉了圣旨一道，校卫四十名， |
| [00:31.63] | 去至开山府，捉拿常保童，上殿辩理！ |
| [00:36.36] | 我进得府去，刚刚开读圣旨， |
| [00:39.65] | 那小娃娃他就说了话了啊！ |
| [00:42.57] | 邹应龙：他讲说什么啊？ |
| [00:44.17] | 严 嵩：他说：“老太师不必开读圣旨， |
| [00:47.51] | 小王知罪就是啊！” |
| [00:50.36] | 邹应龙：哈哈！何罪之有？ |
| [00:52.34] | 严 嵩：愿将丘马两匠献出！ |
| [00:54.75] | 邹应龙：好！献罢之后？ |
| [00:56.79] | 严 嵩：他又赐我一个坐位！ |
| [00:58.46] | 邹应龙：着哇！金殿上二十四把金交椅， |
| [01:01.85] | 都有太师爷的座位，何况他小小的开山府！ |
| [01:06.50] | 坐的好，坐的是！呵呵！坐的对呀！ |
| [01:09.01] | 严 嵩：坐的对？ 邹应龙：呃！ |
| [01:09.92] | 严 嵩：我大不该坐。 邹应龙：怎么？ |
| [01:11.44] | 严 嵩：一坐，我就坐出祸事来了！ |
| [01:13.66] | 邹应龙：哎呀！坐出什么祸来了？ |
| [01:16.14] | 严 嵩：他言道：“老太师，你在我朝为官还是个忠臣， |
| [01:20.22] | 还是奸臣呢？” |
| [01:21.52] | 邹应龙：呵哟！大大的忠臣！ |
| [01:23.95] | 严 嵩：着哇！哪一个不晓得我是忠臣！ |
| [01:26.90] | 邹应龙：着哇！ |
| [01:27.82] | 严 嵩：娃娃言道：“帘拢卷起。”叫我抬头观看。 |
| [01:31.71] | 邹应龙：看些什么？ |
| [01:33.15] | 严 嵩：嘿嘿！我不晓得，这个小娃娃， |
| [01:35.24] | 受了哪一个坏种！ |
| [01:36.99] | 邹应龙：啊嚏！ |
| [01:38.06] | 严 嵩：王八蛋的挑唆呃！ |
| [01:39.65] | 邹应龙：哎呀！不要骂人呐！ |
| [01:41.35] | 严 嵩：他将老王的御容伴驾王真像悬挂中堂， |
| [01:44.51] | 我为 大臣者见君不参就有一行大罪呀！ |
| [01:48.56] | 邹应龙：哎呀！这便如何是好？ |
| [01:50.91] | 严 嵩：不妨事，我言道：“我有辩呀！” |
| [01:53.18] | 邹应龙：呃！有辩呀？ |
| [01:54.99] | 严 嵩：娃娃又说话了！ 邹应龙：讲说什么？ |
| [01:57.31] | 严 嵩：“太师你还会‘变’吗？” 邹应龙：会‘变’呀！ |
| [02:00.68] | 严 嵩：“孩子们，金盆打水呀！” |
| [02:02.07] | 邹应龙：打水做什么？ |
| [02:03.87] | 严 嵩：他叫我变一个王八，变一个乌龟呀！ |
| [02:07.42] | 邹应龙：太师爷！严 嵩：呃？ |
| [02:09.38] | 邹应龙：变了无有？严 嵩：呸！ |
| [02:10.97] | 邹应龙：咳呀！ |
| [02:12.17] | 严 嵩：焉能变那些肮脏东西！舌辩之辩！ |
| [02:14.84] | 邹应龙：唉！我也说的是舌辩之辩呢！ |
| [02:18.10] | 严 嵩：着哇！ 邹应龙：怎样辩法？ |
| [02:20.17] | 严 嵩：我说道：“日非朔望，闲不参君” |
| [02:23.20] | 邹应龙：好！好一个“日非朔望，闲不参君”！ |
| [02:27.12] | 严 嵩：呃！ |
| [02:27.48] | 邹应龙：辩的好！严 嵩：辩的好？ |
| [02:28.50] | 邹应龙：辩的好！严 嵩：辩的好？ |
| [02:29.75] | 邹应龙：（干唱）辩的好喔！ |
| [02:34.22] | 严 嵩：诶！你不要打我的瓜皮酱啊！ |
| [02:37.93] | 邹应龙：哈哈！辩罢之后？ |
| [02:39.45] | 严 嵩：又叫我坐下了！ |
| [02:40.41] | 邹应龙：呃，坐罢之后？ |
| [02:41.51] | 严 嵩：他说：“老太师！我开山王府欠粮？” |
| [02:43.65] | 邹应龙：不欠粮！ |
| [02:44.57] | 严 嵩：缺饷？”邹应龙：不缺饷！ |
| [02:45.72] | 严 嵩：“你干什么来了？” |
| [02:47.02] | 邹应龙：请千岁上殿辩理呀！ |
| [02:49.69] | 严 嵩：他“拿来！” 邹应龙：什么？ |
| [02:51.99] | 严 嵩：跟我要圣旨啊！ |
| [02:53.68] | 邹应龙：哎呀！请过去了！ |
| [02:55.54] | 严 嵩：呃，他来一个不认帐啊！ |
| [02:57.52] | 邹应龙：呵哟！不认帐到厉害的很呐！ |
| [03:00.97] | 严 嵩：他就说：“嘟！ |
| [03:03.47] | 胆大严嵩今日害文，明日害武， |
| [03:05.78] | 害来害去，害到小王我的头上！ |
| [03:08.10] | 今天不打你，惯你的下次！ |
| [03:10.19] | 来呀！脱袍打严嵩！ |
| [03:13.41] | 邹应龙：哎呀呀呀！ |
| [03:18.53] | 严 嵩：闪开了！闪开了！ 邹应龙：哪里去？ |
| [03:20.59] | 严 嵩：上殿奏本，参倒常保童呃！ |
| [03:24.04] | 邹应龙：万岁问道：“太师爷你哪里有伤？” |
| [03:26.88] | 严 嵩：浑身上下俱是伤痕！ |
| [03:28.74] | 邹应龙：怎样验伤？ |
| [03:29.55] | 严 嵩：少不得金銮殿上脱袍验伤！ 邹应龙：啊？ |
| [03:33.00] | 严 嵩：脱袍验伤？ 邹应龙：脱袍验伤？ |
| [03:34.56] | 严 嵩：呃！ 邹应龙：哎呀！ |
| [03:35.56] | 严 嵩：怎么样？ 邹应龙：哎呀？ |
| [03:36.21] | 严 嵩：怎么样？ 邹应龙：哎呀呀呀！ |
| [03:38.01] | 严 嵩：哎呀呀呀！你这是怎么样了哇？ |
| [03:39.82] | 邹应龙：不是小官在此，你将事错办了！ |
| [03:42.65] | 严 嵩：怎见得？ |
| [03:43.92] | 邹应龙：身为大臣，脱袍见君，有欺君之罪！ |
| [03:47.16] | 交部严加议处！ |
| [03:49.35] | 严 嵩：哎呀！这便怎么样啊？ |
| [03:51.99] | 邹应龙：我有一拙见在此！ |
| [03:53.37] | 严 嵩：有什么高见？ |
| [03:54.50] | 邹应龙：在这文武两班，寻一个心粗胆大的！ |
| [03:57.50] | 在脸面上做一两处伤痕，方能上殿参倒常保童！ |
| [04:03.46] | 严 嵩：做面伤？ 邹应龙：面伤！ |
| [04:04.61] | 严 嵩：一奏就准？ 邹应龙：一奏就准！ |
| [04:06.75] | 严 嵩：哪里去寻？ 邹应龙：文班中去寻。 |
| [04:08.42] | 严 嵩：文班中？好！列位大人请了！ |
| [04:10.43] | 杂 ：请了！ 邹应龙：呃！ |
| [04:12.18] | 严 嵩：与我做面伤？ 邹应龙：呃！ |
| [04:13.75] | 杂 ：溜了！ 严 嵩：他们跑了！ |
| [04:15.19] | 邹应龙：呵呵！武班中去问！ |
| [04:15.81] | 严 嵩：武班中？好！ |
| [04:17.48] | 邹应龙：有力气！ 严 嵩：有力气！ |
| [04:18.01] | 邹应龙：有胆量！ 严 嵩：有胆量！ |
| [04:19.05] | 邹应龙：看得清！ 严 嵩：看得清！ |
| [04:20.12] | 邹应龙：打得准！ 严 嵩：打得准！ |
| [04:21.98] | 严 嵩：列位王侯请了！ 杂 ：请了！ |
| [04:24.28] | 严 嵩：哪一位与我做面伤？ 杂 ：跑了！ |
| [04:26.47] | 严 嵩：呵呵！他们跑的跑了，溜的溜了！ |
| [04:30.86] | 邹应龙：叫我好恨呐！ |
| [04:32.50] | 严 嵩：诶！敢莫恨着老夫不成？ |
| [04:34.91] | 邹应龙：焉能恨着老太师！ |
| [04:36.29] | 我恨只恨，这两班文武， |
| [04:38.43] | 哪一个不是太师爷的保举荐！ |
| [04:40.32] | 太师爷有了此事， |
| [04:41.54] | 一个个溜的溜了，是跑的跑了！ |
| [04:44.47] | 幸亏无有来打太师爷， |
| [04:46.30] | 打了太师爷，我邹应龙就不与他们甘休！ |
| [04:51.26] | 严 嵩：噫！呵呵！说了半日，打老夫的人儿在这里！ |
| [04:55.73] | 诶，你请上，受我一全礼呀！ |
| [04:58.26] | 邹应龙：呵呀，施礼为何？ |
| [04:59.78] | 严 嵩：你想啊！文武两班，哪一个是老夫的心腹人？ |
| [05:04.50] | 你是我的心腹人，此事非你不可啊！ |
| [05:09.28] | 邹应龙：我受太师爷封官之恩， |
| [05:11.19] | 未曾答报！焉能下此毒手！ |
| [05:14.82] | 严 嵩：你打了我，如同报恩一样啊！ |
| [05:17.38] | 邹应龙：哦！我到明白了。 |
| [05:19.42] | 严 嵩：明白何来？ |
| [05:20.05] | 邹应龙：你这是叫我报恩呐？ |
| [05:21.67] | 严 嵩：叫你报恩！ 邹应龙：我要报恩了！ |
| [05:24.05] | 严 嵩：报恩吧！ 邹应龙：报恩了！ |
| [05:32.19] | (唱)大骂严嵩是奸佞！ |
| [05:37.68] | 严 嵩：呃！我叫你打，你怎么骂起我来？ |
| [05:42.36] | 真真岂有此理呀！ |
| [05:45.39] | 邹应龙：哎呀！老太师，你错怪了我了！ |
| [05:48.47] | 严 嵩：怎见得？ |
| [05:49.41] | 邹应龙：这有个名堂。 |
| [05:50.27] | 严 嵩：有什么名堂？ |
| [05:51.03] | 邹应龙：这叫指东而骂西，指黑而骂白！ |
| [05:52.94] | 指的老太师！骂的是常保童， |
| [05:55.39] | 我骂上气来，我好打， |
| [05:57.51] | 幸亏无有打着太师，刚刚骂了一句就是这样地动怒， |
| [06:01.74] | 若是打着太师，哎呀呀！ |
| [06:03.49] | 严 嵩：怎么样？ |
| [06:04.07] | 邹应龙：那时节小官我就吃罪不起了！严 嵩：（白）嗯！ |
| [06:06.75] | 邹应龙：怎么办！ 严 嵩：怎么办？ |
| [06:07.80] | 邹应龙：另请高明！ |
| [06:09.31] | 严 嵩：哎呀！你回来呀！邹应龙：呃？ |
| [06:11.09] | 严 嵩：如此说来我是错怪了你了？ |
| [06:12.92] | 邹应龙：错怪了我了！ |
| [06:14.09] | 严 嵩：怎么办？ 邹应龙：啊？ |
| [06:15.09] | 严 嵩：你是连打带骂吧！ |
| [06:17.02] | 邹应龙：连打带骂？ 严 嵩：正是！ |
| [06:18.80] | 邹应龙：严嵩！ 严 嵩：哎！ |
| [06:20.00] | 邹应龙：卖国贼！ 严 嵩：骂的好！ |
| [06:24.54] | 邹应龙：(西皮快板) |
| [06:26.69] | 骂声老贼不是人。 |
| [06:28.04] | 大不该害死杨继盛， |
| [06:29.90] | 不该害死马总兵。 |
| [06:31.67] | 罢罢罢，心头恨！ |
| [06:33.16] | 管教老贼两眼平。 |
| [00:00.30] | yan song jin shao shan zou ying long zhou xin fang |
| [00:05.51] | yan song: xiao qian sui! lao chen nian mai da bu de le wa! |
| [00:09.09] | zou ying long: ai ya! tai shi ye bu yao jing huang. |
| [00:11.80] | nuo nuo nuo! ni de xin fu ren zai ci! |
| [00:15.51] | yan song: xin fu ren? zou ying long: e? |
| [00:17.78] | yan song: wo bei ta men da huai le a! |
| [00:20.87] | zou ying long: ai ya! na yi ge gan da tai shi ye? |
| [00:25.65] | yan song: wo man man dui ni yan jiang! |
| [00:27.21] | zou ying long: man man di jiang! |
| [00:28.42] | yan song: wo feng le sheng zhi yi dao, xiao wei si shi ming, |
| [00:31.63] | qu zhi kai shan fu, zhuo na chang bao tong, shang dian bian li! |
| [00:36.36] | wo jin de fu qu, gang gang kai du sheng zhi, |
| [00:39.65] | na xiao wa wa ta jiu shuo le hua le a! |
| [00:42.57] | zou ying long: ta jiang shuo shi mo a? |
| [00:44.17] | yan song: ta shuo:" lao tai shi bu bi kai du sheng zhi, |
| [00:47.51] | xiao wang zhi zui jiu shi a!" |
| [00:50.36] | zou ying long: ha ha! he zui zhi you? |
| [00:52.34] | yan song: yuan jiang qiu ma liang jiang xian chu! |
| [00:54.75] | zou ying long: hao! xian ba zhi hou? |
| [00:56.79] | yan song: ta you ci wo yi ge zuo wei! |
| [00:58.46] | zou ying long: zhe wa! jin dian shang er shi si ba jin jiao yi, |
| [01:01.85] | dou you tai shi ye de zuo wei, he kuang ta xiao xiao de kai shan fu! |
| [01:06.50] | zuo de hao, zuo de shi! he he! zuo de dui ya! |
| [01:09.01] | yan song: zuo de dui? zou ying long: e! |
| [01:09.92] | yan song: wo da bu gai zuo. zou ying long: zen me? |
| [01:11.44] | yan song: yi zuo, wo jiu zuo chu huo shi lai le! |
| [01:13.66] | zou ying long: ai ya! zuo chu shen me huo lai le? |
| [01:16.14] | yan song: ta yan dao:" lao tai shi, ni zai wo chao wei guan hai shi ge zhong chen, |
| [01:20.22] | hai shi jian chen ne?" |
| [01:21.52] | zou ying long: a yo! da da de zhong chen! |
| [01:23.95] | yan song: zhe wa! na yi ge bu xiao de wo shi zhong chen! |
| [01:26.90] | zou ying long: zhe wa! |
| [01:27.82] | yan song: wa wa yan dao:" lian long juan qi." jiao wo tai tou guan kan. |
| [01:31.71] | zou ying long: kan xie shen me? |
| [01:33.15] | yan song: hei hei! wo bu xiao de, zhe ge xiao wa wa, |
| [01:35.24] | shou le na yi ge huai zhong! |
| [01:36.99] | zou ying long: a ti! |
| [01:38.06] | yan song: wang ba dan de tiao suo e! |
| [01:39.65] | zou ying long: ai ya! bu yao ma ren na! |
| [01:41.35] | yan song: ta jiang lao wang de yu rong ban jia wang zhen xiang xuan gua zhong tang, |
| [01:44.51] | wo wei da chen zhe jian jun bu can jiu you yi xing da zui ya! |
| [01:48.56] | zou ying long: ai ya! zhe bian ru he shi hao? |
| [01:50.91] | yan song: bu fang shi, wo yan dao:" wo you bian ya!" |
| [01:53.18] | zou ying long: e! you bian ya? |
| [01:54.99] | yan song: wa wa you shuo hua le! zou ying long: jiang shuo shi mo? |
| [01:57.31] | yan song:" tai shi ni hai hui' bian' ma?" zou ying long: hui' bian' ya! |
| [02:00.68] | yan song:" hai zi men, jin pen da shui ya!" |
| [02:02.07] | zou ying long: da shui zuo shi mo? |
| [02:03.87] | yan song: ta jiao wo bian yi ge wang ba, bian yi ge wu gui ya! |
| [02:07.42] | zou ying long: tai shi ye! yan song: e? |
| [02:09.38] | zou ying long: bian liao wu you? yan song: pei! |
| [02:10.97] | zou ying long: hai ya! |
| [02:12.17] | yan song: yan neng bian nei xie ang zang dong xi! she bian zhi bian! |
| [02:14.84] | zou ying long: ai! wo ye shuo de shi she bian zhi bian ne! |
| [02:18.10] | yan song: zhe wa! zou ying long: zen yang bian fa? |
| [02:20.17] | yan song: wo shuo dao:" ri fei shuo wang, xian bu can jun" |
| [02:23.20] | zou ying long: hao! hao yi ge" ri fei shuo wang, xian bu can jun"! |
| [02:27.12] | yan song: e! |
| [02:27.48] | zou ying long: bian de hao! yan song: bian de hao? |
| [02:28.50] | zou ying long: bian de hao! yan song: bian de hao? |
| [02:29.75] | zou ying long: gan chang bian de hao o! |
| [02:34.22] | yan song: ei! ni bu yao da wo de gua pi jiang a! |
| [02:37.93] | zou ying long: ha ha! bian ba zhi hou? |
| [02:39.45] | yan song: you jiao wo zuo xia le! |
| [02:40.41] | zou ying long: e, zuo ba zhi hou? |
| [02:41.51] | yan song: ta shuo:" lao tai shi! wo kai shan wang fu qian liang?" |
| [02:43.65] | zou ying long: bu qian liang! |
| [02:44.57] | yan song: que xiang?" zou ying long: bu que xiang! |
| [02:45.72] | yan song:" ni gan shen me lai le?" |
| [02:47.02] | zou ying long: qing qian sui shang dian bian li ya! |
| [02:49.69] | yan song: ta" na lai!" zou ying long: shen me? |
| [02:51.99] | yan song: gen wo yao sheng zhi a! |
| [02:53.68] | zou ying long: ai ya! qing guo qu le! |
| [02:55.54] | yan song: e, ta lai yi ge bu ren zhang a! |
| [02:57.52] | zou ying long: a yo! bu ren zhang dao li hai de hen na! |
| [03:00.97] | yan song: ta jiu shuo:" du! |
| [03:03.47] | dan da yan song jin ri hai wen, ming ri hai wu, |
| [03:05.78] | hai lai hai qu, hai dao xiao wang wo de tou shang! |
| [03:08.10] | jin tian bu da ni, guan ni de xia ci! |
| [03:10.19] | lai ya! tuo pao da yan song! |
| [03:13.41] | zou ying long: ai ya ya ya! |
| [03:18.53] | yan song: shan kai le! shan kai le! zou ying long: na li qu? |
| [03:20.59] | yan song: shang dian zou ben, can dao chang bao tong e! |
| [03:24.04] | zou ying long: wan sui wen dao:" tai shi ye ni na li you shang?" |
| [03:26.88] | yan song: hun shen shang xia ju shi shang hen! |
| [03:28.74] | zou ying long: zen yang yan shang? |
| [03:29.55] | yan song: shao bu de jin luan dian shang tuo pao yan shang! zou ying long: a? |
| [03:33.00] | yan song: tuo pao yan shang? zou ying long: tuo pao yan shang? |
| [03:34.56] | yan song: e! zou ying long: ai ya! |
| [03:35.56] | yan song: zen me yang? zou ying long: ai ya? |
| [03:36.21] | yan song: zen me yang? zou ying long: ai ya ya ya! |
| [03:38.01] | yan song: ai ya ya ya! ni zhe shi zen me yang le wa? |
| [03:39.82] | zou ying long: bu shi xiao guan zai ci, ni jiang shi cuo ban le! |
| [03:42.65] | yan song: zen jian de? |
| [03:43.92] | zou ying long: shen wei da chen, tuo pao jian jun, you qi jun zhi zui! |
| [03:47.16] | jiao bu yan jia yi chu! |
| [03:49.35] | yan song: ai ya! zhe bian zen me yang a? |
| [03:51.99] | zou ying long: wo you yi zhuo jian zai ci! |
| [03:53.37] | yan song: you shen me gao jian? |
| [03:54.50] | zou ying long: zai zhe wen wu liang ban, xun yi ge xin cu dan da de! |
| [03:57.50] | zai lian mian shang zuo yi liang chu shang hen, fang neng shang dian can dao chang bao tong! |
| [04:03.46] | yan song: zuo mian shang? zou ying long: mian shang! |
| [04:04.61] | yan song: yi zou jiu zhun? zou ying long: yi zou jiu zhun! |
| [04:06.75] | yan song: na li qu xun? zou ying long: wen ban zhong qu xun. |
| [04:08.42] | yan song: wen ban zhong? hao! lie wei da ren qing le! |
| [04:10.43] | za : qing le! zou ying long: e! |
| [04:12.18] | yan song: yu wo zuo mian shang? zou ying long: e! |
| [04:13.75] | za : liu le! yan song: ta men pao le! |
| [04:15.19] | zou ying long: he he! wu ban zhong qu wen! |
| [04:15.81] | yan song: wu ban zhong? hao! |
| [04:17.48] | zou ying long: you li qi! yan song: you li qi! |
| [04:18.01] | zou ying long: you dan liang! yan song: you dan liang! |
| [04:19.05] | zou ying long: kan de qing! yan song: kan de qing! |
| [04:20.12] | zou ying long: da de zhun! yan song: da de zhun! |
| [04:21.98] | yan song: lie wei wang hou qing le! za : qing le! |
| [04:24.28] | yan song: na yi wei yu wo zuo mian shang? za : pao le! |
| [04:26.47] | yan song: he he! ta men pao de pao le, liu de liu le! |
| [04:30.86] | zou ying long: jiao wo hao hen na! |
| [04:32.50] | yan song: ei! gan mo hen zhe lao fu bu cheng? |
| [04:34.91] | zou ying long: yan neng hen zhe lao tai shi! |
| [04:36.29] | wo hen zhi hen, zhe liang ban wen wu, |
| [04:38.43] | na yi ge bu shi tai shi ye de bao ju jian! |
| [04:40.32] | tai shi ye you le ci shi, |
| [04:41.54] | yi ge ge liu de liu le, shi pao de pao le! |
| [04:44.47] | xing kui wu you lai da tai shi ye, |
| [04:46.30] | da le tai shi ye, wo zou ying long jiu bu yu ta men gan xiu! |
| [04:51.26] | yan song: yi! he he! shuo le ban ri, da lao fu de ren er zai zhe li! |
| [04:55.73] | ei, ni qing shang, shou wo yi quan li ya! |
| [04:58.26] | zou ying long: a ya, shi li wei he? |
| [04:59.78] | yan song: ni xiang a! wen wu liang ban, na yi ge shi lao fu de xin fu ren? |
| [05:04.50] | ni shi wo de xin fu ren, ci shi fei ni bu ke a! |
| [05:09.28] | zou ying long: wo shou tai shi ye feng guan zhi en, |
| [05:11.19] | wei zeng da bao! yan neng xia ci du shou! |
| [05:14.82] | yan song: ni da le wo, ru tong bao en yi yang a! |
| [05:17.38] | zou ying long: o! wo dao ming bai le. |
| [05:19.42] | yan song: ming bai he lai? |
| [05:20.05] | zou ying long: ni zhe shi jiao wo bao en na? |
| [05:21.67] | yan song: jiao ni bao en! zou ying long: wo yao bao en le! |
| [05:24.05] | yan song: bao en ba! zou ying long: bao en le! |
| [05:32.19] | chang da ma yan song shi jian ning! |
| [05:37.68] | yan song: e! wo jiao ni da, ni zen me ma qi wo lai? |
| [05:42.36] | zhen zhen qi you ci li ya! |
| [05:45.39] | zou ying long: ai ya! lao tai shi, ni cuo guai le wo le! |
| [05:48.47] | yan song: zen jian de? |
| [05:49.41] | zou ying long: zhe you ge ming tang. |
| [05:50.27] | yan song: you shen me ming tang? |
| [05:51.03] | zou ying long: zhe jiao zhi dong er ma xi, zhi hei er ma bai! |
| [05:52.94] | zhi de lao tai shi! ma de shi chang bao tong, |
| [05:55.39] | wo ma shang qi lai, wo hao da, |
| [05:57.51] | xing kui wu you da zhe tai shi, gang gang ma le yi ju jiu shi zhe yang di dong nu, |
| [06:01.74] | ruo shi da zhe tai shi, ai ya ya! |
| [06:03.49] | yan song: zen me yang? |
| [06:04.07] | zou ying long: na shi jie xiao guan wo jiu chi zui bu qi le! yan song: bai ! |
| [06:06.75] | zou ying long: zen me ban! yan song: zen me ban? |
| [06:07.80] | zou ying long: ling qing gao ming! |
| [06:09.31] | yan song: ai ya! ni hui lai ya! zou ying long: e? |
| [06:11.09] | yan song: ru ci shuo lai wo shi cuo guai le ni le? |
| [06:12.92] | zou ying long: cuo guai le wo le! |
| [06:14.09] | yan song: zen me ban? zou ying long: a? |
| [06:15.09] | yan song: ni shi lian da dai ma ba! |
| [06:17.02] | zou ying long: lian da dai ma? yan song: zheng shi! |
| [06:18.80] | zou ying long: yan song! yan song: ai! |
| [06:20.00] | zou ying long: mai guo zei! yan song: ma de hao! |
| [06:24.54] | zou ying long: xi pi kuai ban |
| [06:26.69] | ma sheng lao zei bu shi ren. |
| [06:28.04] | da bu gai hai si yang ji sheng, |
| [06:29.90] | bu gai hai si ma zong bing. |
| [06:31.67] | ba ba ba, xin tou hen! |
| [06:33.16] | guan jiao lao zei liang yan ping. |
| [00:00.30] | yán sōng jīn shǎo shān zōu yìng lóng zhōu xìn fāng |
| [00:05.51] | yán sōng: xiǎo qiān suì! lǎo chén nián mài dǎ bù dé le wa! |
| [00:09.09] | zōu yìng lóng: āi yā! tài shī yé bú yào jīng huāng. |
| [00:11.80] | nuò nuò nuò! nǐ de xīn fù rén zài cǐ! |
| [00:15.51] | yán sōng: xīn fù rén? zōu yìng lóng: è? |
| [00:17.78] | yán sōng: wǒ bèi tā men dǎ huài le a! |
| [00:20.87] | zōu yìng lóng: āi yā! nǎ yī ge gǎn dǎ tài shī yé? |
| [00:25.65] | yán sōng: wǒ màn màn duì nǐ yán jiǎng! |
| [00:27.21] | zōu yìng lóng: màn màn dì jiǎng! |
| [00:28.42] | yán sōng: wǒ fèng le shèng zhǐ yī dào, xiào wèi sì shí míng, |
| [00:31.63] | qù zhì kāi shān fǔ, zhuō ná cháng bǎo tóng, shàng diàn biàn lǐ! |
| [00:36.36] | wǒ jìn dé fǔ qù, gāng gāng kāi dú shèng zhǐ, |
| [00:39.65] | nà xiǎo wá wa tā jiù shuō le huà le a! |
| [00:42.57] | zōu yìng lóng: tā jiǎng shuō shí mǒ a? |
| [00:44.17] | yán sōng: tā shuō:" lǎo tài shī bù bì kāi dú shèng zhǐ, |
| [00:47.51] | xiǎo wáng zhī zuì jiù shì a!" |
| [00:50.36] | zōu yìng lóng: hā hā! hé zuì zhī yǒu? |
| [00:52.34] | yán sōng: yuàn jiāng qiū mǎ liǎng jiàng xiàn chū! |
| [00:54.75] | zōu yìng lóng: hǎo! xiàn bà zhī hòu? |
| [00:56.79] | yán sōng: tā yòu cì wǒ yí gè zuò wèi! |
| [00:58.46] | zōu yìng lóng: zhe wa! jīn diàn shàng èr shí sì bǎ jīn jiāo yǐ, |
| [01:01.85] | dōu yǒu tài shī yé de zuò wèi, hé kuàng tā xiǎo xiǎo de kāi shān fǔ! |
| [01:06.50] | zuò de hǎo, zuò de shì! hē hē! zuò de duì ya! |
| [01:09.01] | yán sōng: zuò de duì? zōu yìng lóng: è! |
| [01:09.92] | yán sōng: wǒ dà bù gāi zuò. zōu yìng lóng: zěn me? |
| [01:11.44] | yán sōng: yī zuò, wǒ jiù zuò chū huò shì lái le! |
| [01:13.66] | zōu yìng lóng: āi yā! zuò chū shén me huò lái le? |
| [01:16.14] | yán sōng: tā yán dào:" lǎo tài shī, nǐ zài wǒ cháo wèi guān hái shì gè zhōng chén, |
| [01:20.22] | hái shì jiān chén ne?" |
| [01:21.52] | zōu yìng lóng: ā yō! dà dà de zhōng chén! |
| [01:23.95] | yán sōng: zhe wa! nǎ yī ge bù xiǎo de wǒ shì zhōng chén! |
| [01:26.90] | zōu yìng lóng: zhe wa! |
| [01:27.82] | yán sōng: wá wa yán dào:" lián lǒng juǎn qǐ." jiào wǒ tái tóu guān kàn. |
| [01:31.71] | zōu yìng lóng: kàn xiē shén me? |
| [01:33.15] | yán sōng: hēi hēi! wǒ bù xiǎo de, zhè gè xiǎo wá wa, |
| [01:35.24] | shòu le nǎ yī ge huài zhǒng! |
| [01:36.99] | zōu yìng lóng: a tì! |
| [01:38.06] | yán sōng: wáng bā dàn de tiǎo suō è! |
| [01:39.65] | zōu yìng lóng: āi yā! bú yào mà rén nà! |
| [01:41.35] | yán sōng: tā jiāng lǎo wáng de yù róng bàn jià wáng zhēn xiàng xuán guà zhōng táng, |
| [01:44.51] | wǒ wèi dà chén zhě jiàn jūn bù cān jiù yǒu yī xíng dà zuì ya! |
| [01:48.56] | zōu yìng lóng: āi yā! zhè biàn rú hé shì hǎo? |
| [01:50.91] | yán sōng: bù fáng shì, wǒ yán dào:" wǒ yǒu biàn ya!" |
| [01:53.18] | zōu yìng lóng: è! yǒu biàn ya? |
| [01:54.99] | yán sōng: wá wa yòu shuō huà le! zōu yìng lóng: jiǎng shuō shí mǒ? |
| [01:57.31] | yán sōng:" tài shī nǐ hái huì' biàn' ma?" zōu yìng lóng: huì' biàn' ya! |
| [02:00.68] | yán sōng:" hái zi men, jīn pén dǎ shuǐ ya!" |
| [02:02.07] | zōu yìng lóng: dǎ shuǐ zuò shí mǒ? |
| [02:03.87] | yán sōng: tā jiào wǒ biàn yí gè wáng bā, biàn yí gè wū guī ya! |
| [02:07.42] | zōu yìng lóng: tài shī yé! yán sōng: è? |
| [02:09.38] | zōu yìng lóng: biàn liǎo wú yǒu? yán sōng: pēi! |
| [02:10.97] | zōu yìng lóng: hāi ya! |
| [02:12.17] | yán sōng: yān néng biàn nèi xiē āng zāng dōng xī! shé biàn zhī biàn! |
| [02:14.84] | zōu yìng lóng: āi! wǒ yě shuō de shì shé biàn zhī biàn ne! |
| [02:18.10] | yán sōng: zhe wa! zōu yìng lóng: zěn yàng biàn fǎ? |
| [02:20.17] | yán sōng: wǒ shuō dào:" rì fēi shuò wàng, xián bù cān jūn" |
| [02:23.20] | zōu yìng lóng: hǎo! hǎo yí gè" rì fēi shuò wàng, xián bù cān jūn"! |
| [02:27.12] | yán sōng: è! |
| [02:27.48] | zōu yìng lóng: biàn de hǎo! yán sōng: biàn de hǎo? |
| [02:28.50] | zōu yìng lóng: biàn de hǎo! yán sōng: biàn de hǎo? |
| [02:29.75] | zōu yìng lóng: gàn chàng biàn de hǎo ō! |
| [02:34.22] | yán sōng: éi! nǐ bú yào dǎ wǒ de guā pí jiàng a! |
| [02:37.93] | zōu yìng lóng: hā hā! biàn bà zhī hòu? |
| [02:39.45] | yán sōng: yòu jiào wǒ zuò xià le! |
| [02:40.41] | zōu yìng lóng: è, zuò bà zhī hòu? |
| [02:41.51] | yán sōng: tā shuō:" lǎo tài shī! wǒ kāi shān wáng fǔ qiàn liáng?" |
| [02:43.65] | zōu yìng lóng: bù qiàn liáng! |
| [02:44.57] | yán sōng: quē xiǎng?" zōu yìng lóng: bù quē xiǎng! |
| [02:45.72] | yán sōng:" nǐ gàn shén me lái le?" |
| [02:47.02] | zōu yìng lóng: qǐng qiān suì shàng diàn biàn lǐ ya! |
| [02:49.69] | yán sōng: tā" ná lái!" zōu yìng lóng: shén me? |
| [02:51.99] | yán sōng: gēn wǒ yào shèng zhǐ a! |
| [02:53.68] | zōu yìng lóng: āi yā! qǐng guò qù le! |
| [02:55.54] | yán sōng: è, tā lái yí gè bù rèn zhàng a! |
| [02:57.52] | zōu yìng lóng: ā yō! bù rèn zhàng dào lì hài de hěn nà! |
| [03:00.97] | yán sōng: tā jiù shuō:" dū! |
| [03:03.47] | dǎn dà yán sōng jīn rì hài wén, míng rì hài wǔ, |
| [03:05.78] | hài lái hài qù, hài dào xiǎo wáng wǒ de tóu shàng! |
| [03:08.10] | jīn tiān bù dǎ nǐ, guàn nǐ de xià cì! |
| [03:10.19] | lái ya! tuō páo dǎ yán sōng! |
| [03:13.41] | zōu yìng lóng: āi yā yā yā! |
| [03:18.53] | yán sōng: shǎn kāi le! shǎn kāi le! zōu yìng lóng: nǎ lǐ qù? |
| [03:20.59] | yán sōng: shàng diàn zòu běn, cān dào cháng bǎo tóng è! |
| [03:24.04] | zōu yìng lóng: wàn suì wèn dào:" tài shī yé nǐ nǎ lǐ yǒu shāng?" |
| [03:26.88] | yán sōng: hún shēn shàng xià jù shì shāng hén! |
| [03:28.74] | zōu yìng lóng: zěn yàng yàn shāng? |
| [03:29.55] | yán sōng: shǎo bu dé jīn luán diàn shàng tuō páo yàn shāng! zōu yìng lóng: a? |
| [03:33.00] | yán sōng: tuō páo yàn shāng? zōu yìng lóng: tuō páo yàn shāng? |
| [03:34.56] | yán sōng: è! zōu yìng lóng: āi yā! |
| [03:35.56] | yán sōng: zěn me yàng? zōu yìng lóng: āi yā? |
| [03:36.21] | yán sōng: zěn me yàng? zōu yìng lóng: āi yā yā yā! |
| [03:38.01] | yán sōng: āi yā yā yā! nǐ zhè shì zěn me yàng le wa? |
| [03:39.82] | zōu yìng lóng: bú shì xiǎo guān zài cǐ, nǐ jiāng shì cuò bàn le! |
| [03:42.65] | yán sōng: zěn jiàn de? |
| [03:43.92] | zōu yìng lóng: shēn wéi dà chén, tuō páo jiàn jūn, yǒu qī jūn zhī zuì! |
| [03:47.16] | jiāo bù yán jiā yì chǔ! |
| [03:49.35] | yán sōng: āi yā! zhè biàn zěn me yàng a? |
| [03:51.99] | zōu yìng lóng: wǒ yǒu yī zhuō jiàn zài cǐ! |
| [03:53.37] | yán sōng: yǒu shén me gāo jiàn? |
| [03:54.50] | zōu yìng lóng: zài zhè wén wǔ liǎng bān, xún yí gè xīn cū dǎn dà de! |
| [03:57.50] | zài liǎn miàn shàng zuò yī liǎng chù shāng hén, fāng néng shàng diàn cān dào cháng bǎo tóng! |
| [04:03.46] | yán sōng: zuò miàn shāng? zōu yìng lóng: miàn shāng! |
| [04:04.61] | yán sōng: yī zòu jiù zhǔn? zōu yìng lóng: yī zòu jiù zhǔn! |
| [04:06.75] | yán sōng: nǎ lǐ qù xún? zōu yìng lóng: wén bān zhōng qù xún. |
| [04:08.42] | yán sōng: wén bān zhōng? hǎo! liè wèi dà rén qǐng le! |
| [04:10.43] | zá : qǐng le! zōu yìng lóng: è! |
| [04:12.18] | yán sōng: yǔ wǒ zuò miàn shāng? zōu yìng lóng: è! |
| [04:13.75] | zá : liū le! yán sōng: tā men pǎo le! |
| [04:15.19] | zōu yìng lóng: hē hē! wǔ bān zhōng qù wèn! |
| [04:15.81] | yán sōng: wǔ bān zhōng? hǎo! |
| [04:17.48] | zōu yìng lóng: yǒu lì qì! yán sōng: yǒu lì qì! |
| [04:18.01] | zōu yìng lóng: yǒu dǎn liàng! yán sōng: yǒu dǎn liàng! |
| [04:19.05] | zōu yìng lóng: kàn de qīng! yán sōng: kàn de qīng! |
| [04:20.12] | zōu yìng lóng: dǎ dé zhǔn! yán sōng: dǎ dé zhǔn! |
| [04:21.98] | yán sōng: liè wèi wáng hóu qǐng le! zá : qǐng le! |
| [04:24.28] | yán sōng: nǎ yī wèi yǔ wǒ zuò miàn shāng? zá : pǎo le! |
| [04:26.47] | yán sōng: hē hē! tā men pǎo de pǎo le, liū de liū le! |
| [04:30.86] | zōu yìng lóng: jiào wǒ hǎo hèn nà! |
| [04:32.50] | yán sōng: éi! gǎn mò hèn zhe lǎo fū bù chéng? |
| [04:34.91] | zōu yìng lóng: yān néng hèn zhe lǎo tài shī! |
| [04:36.29] | wǒ hèn zhǐ hèn, zhè liǎng bān wén wǔ, |
| [04:38.43] | nǎ yī ge bú shì tài shī yé de bǎo jǔ jiàn! |
| [04:40.32] | tài shī yé yǒu le cǐ shì, |
| [04:41.54] | yí gè gè liū de liū le, shì pǎo de pǎo le! |
| [04:44.47] | xìng kuī wú yǒu lái dǎ tài shī yé, |
| [04:46.30] | dǎ le tài shī yé, wǒ zōu yìng lóng jiù bù yǔ tā men gān xiū! |
| [04:51.26] | yán sōng: yī! hē hē! shuō le bàn rì, dǎ lǎo fū de rén ér zài zhè lǐ! |
| [04:55.73] | éi, nǐ qǐng shàng, shòu wǒ yī quán lǐ ya! |
| [04:58.26] | zōu yìng lóng: ā ya, shī lǐ wèi hé? |
| [04:59.78] | yán sōng: nǐ xiǎng a! wén wǔ liǎng bān, nǎ yī ge shì lǎo fū de xīn fù rén? |
| [05:04.50] | nǐ shì wǒ de xīn fù rén, cǐ shì fēi nǐ bù kě a! |
| [05:09.28] | zōu yìng lóng: wǒ shòu tài shī yé fēng guān zhī ēn, |
| [05:11.19] | wèi zēng dá bào! yān néng xià cǐ dú shǒu! |
| [05:14.82] | yán sōng: nǐ dǎ le wǒ, rú tóng bào ēn yí yàng a! |
| [05:17.38] | zōu yìng lóng: ó! wǒ dào míng bái le. |
| [05:19.42] | yán sōng: míng bái hé lái? |
| [05:20.05] | zōu yìng lóng: nǐ zhè shì jiào wǒ bào ēn nà? |
| [05:21.67] | yán sōng: jiào nǐ bào ēn! zōu yìng lóng: wǒ yào bào ēn le! |
| [05:24.05] | yán sōng: bào ēn ba! zōu yìng lóng: bào ēn le! |
| [05:32.19] | chàng dà mà yán sōng shì jiān nìng! |
| [05:37.68] | yán sōng: è! wǒ jiào nǐ dǎ, nǐ zěn me mà qǐ wǒ lái? |
| [05:42.36] | zhēn zhēn qǐ yǒu cǐ lǐ ya! |
| [05:45.39] | zōu yìng lóng: āi yā! lǎo tài shī, nǐ cuò guài le wǒ le! |
| [05:48.47] | yán sōng: zěn jiàn de? |
| [05:49.41] | zōu yìng lóng: zhè yǒu gè míng táng. |
| [05:50.27] | yán sōng: yǒu shén me míng táng? |
| [05:51.03] | zōu yìng lóng: zhè jiào zhǐ dōng ér mà xī, zhǐ hēi ér mà bái! |
| [05:52.94] | zhǐ de lǎo tài shī! mà de shì cháng bǎo tóng, |
| [05:55.39] | wǒ mà shàng qì lái, wǒ hǎo dǎ, |
| [05:57.51] | xìng kuī wú yǒu dǎ zhe tài shī, gāng gāng mà le yī jù jiù shì zhè yàng dì dòng nù, |
| [06:01.74] | ruò shì dǎ zhe tài shī, āi yā ya! |
| [06:03.49] | yán sōng: zěn me yàng? |
| [06:04.07] | zōu yìng lóng: nà shí jié xiǎo guān wǒ jiù chī zuì bù qǐ le! yán sōng: bái ! |
| [06:06.75] | zōu yìng lóng: zěn me bàn! yán sōng: zěn me bàn? |
| [06:07.80] | zōu yìng lóng: lìng qǐng gāo míng! |
| [06:09.31] | yán sōng: āi yā! nǐ huí lái ya! zōu yìng lóng: è? |
| [06:11.09] | yán sōng: rú cǐ shuō lái wǒ shì cuò guài le nǐ le? |
| [06:12.92] | zōu yìng lóng: cuò guài le wǒ le! |
| [06:14.09] | yán sōng: zěn me bàn? zōu yìng lóng: a? |
| [06:15.09] | yán sōng: nǐ shì lián dǎ dài mà ba! |
| [06:17.02] | zōu yìng lóng: lián dǎ dài mà? yán sōng: zhèng shì! |
| [06:18.80] | zōu yìng lóng: yán sōng! yán sōng: āi! |
| [06:20.00] | zōu yìng lóng: mài guó zéi! yán sōng: mà de hǎo! |
| [06:24.54] | zōu yìng lóng: xī pí kuài bǎn |
| [06:26.69] | mà shēng lǎo zéi bú shì rén. |
| [06:28.04] | dà bù gāi hài sǐ yáng jì shèng, |
| [06:29.90] | bù gāi hài sǐ mǎ zǒng bīng. |
| [06:31.67] | bà bà bà, xīn tóu hèn! |
| [06:33.16] | guǎn jiào lǎo zéi liǎng yǎn píng. |
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