京剧大师金少山经典唱段 #06

歌曲 京剧大师金少山经典唱段 #06
歌手 金少山
专辑 京剧大师金少山经典唱段

歌词

[00:00.30] 严嵩-金少山 邹应龙-周信芳
[00:05.51] 严 嵩:小千岁!老臣年迈打不得了哇!
[00:09.09] 邹应龙:哎呀!太师爷不要惊慌。
[00:11.80] 喏喏喏!你的心腹人在此!
[00:15.51] 严 嵩:心腹人? 邹应龙:呃?
[00:17.78] 严 嵩:我被他们打坏了啊!
[00:20.87] 邹应龙:哎呀!哪一个敢打太师爷?
[00:25.65] 严 嵩:我慢慢对你言讲!
[00:27.21] 邹应龙:慢慢地讲!
[00:28.42] 严 嵩:我奉了圣旨一道,校卫四十名,
[00:31.63] 去至开山府,捉拿常保童,上殿辩理!
[00:36.36] 我进得府去,刚刚开读圣旨,
[00:39.65] 那小娃娃他就说了话了啊!
[00:42.57] 邹应龙:他讲说什么啊?
[00:44.17] 严 嵩:他说:“老太师不必开读圣旨,
[00:47.51] 小王知罪就是啊!”
[00:50.36] 邹应龙:哈哈!何罪之有?
[00:52.34] 严 嵩:愿将丘马两匠献出!
[00:54.75] 邹应龙:好!献罢之后?
[00:56.79] 严 嵩:他又赐我一个坐位!
[00:58.46] 邹应龙:着哇!金殿上二十四把金交椅,
[01:01.85] 都有太师爷的座位,何况他小小的开山府!
[01:06.50] 坐的好,坐的是!呵呵!坐的对呀!
[01:09.01] 严 嵩:坐的对? 邹应龙:呃!
[01:09.92] 严 嵩:我大不该坐。 邹应龙:怎么?
[01:11.44] 严 嵩:一坐,我就坐出祸事来了!
[01:13.66] 邹应龙:哎呀!坐出什么祸来了?
[01:16.14] 严 嵩:他言道:“老太师,你在我朝为官还是个忠臣,
[01:20.22] 还是奸臣呢?”
[01:21.52] 邹应龙:呵哟!大大的忠臣!
[01:23.95] 严 嵩:着哇!哪一个不晓得我是忠臣!
[01:26.90] 邹应龙:着哇!
[01:27.82] 严 嵩:娃娃言道:“帘拢卷起。”叫我抬头观看。
[01:31.71] 邹应龙:看些什么?
[01:33.15] 严 嵩:嘿嘿!我不晓得,这个小娃娃,
[01:35.24] 受了哪一个坏种!
[01:36.99] 邹应龙:啊嚏!
[01:38.06] 严 嵩:王八蛋的挑唆呃!
[01:39.65] 邹应龙:哎呀!不要骂人呐!
[01:41.35] 严 嵩:他将老王的御容伴驾王真像悬挂中堂,
[01:44.51] 我为 大臣者见君不参就有一行大罪呀!
[01:48.56] 邹应龙:哎呀!这便如何是好?
[01:50.91] 严 嵩:不妨事,我言道:“我有辩呀!”
[01:53.18] 邹应龙:呃!有辩呀?
[01:54.99] 严 嵩:娃娃又说话了! 邹应龙:讲说什么?
[01:57.31] 严 嵩:“太师你还会‘变’吗?” 邹应龙:会‘变’呀!
[02:00.68] 严 嵩:“孩子们,金盆打水呀!”
[02:02.07] 邹应龙:打水做什么?
[02:03.87] 严 嵩:他叫我变一个王八,变一个乌龟呀!
[02:07.42] 邹应龙:太师爷!严 嵩:呃?
[02:09.38] 邹应龙:变了无有?严 嵩:呸!
[02:10.97] 邹应龙:咳呀!
[02:12.17] 严 嵩:焉能变那些肮脏东西!舌辩之辩!
[02:14.84] 邹应龙:唉!我也说的是舌辩之辩呢!
[02:18.10] 严 嵩:着哇! 邹应龙:怎样辩法?
[02:20.17] 严 嵩:我说道:“日非朔望,闲不参君”
[02:23.20] 邹应龙:好!好一个“日非朔望,闲不参君”!
[02:27.12] 严 嵩:呃!
[02:27.48] 邹应龙:辩的好!严 嵩:辩的好?
[02:28.50] 邹应龙:辩的好!严 嵩:辩的好?
[02:29.75] 邹应龙:(干唱)辩的好喔!
[02:34.22] 严 嵩:诶!你不要打我的瓜皮酱啊!
[02:37.93] 邹应龙:哈哈!辩罢之后?
[02:39.45] 严 嵩:又叫我坐下了!
[02:40.41] 邹应龙:呃,坐罢之后?
[02:41.51] 严 嵩:他说:“老太师!我开山王府欠粮?”
[02:43.65] 邹应龙:不欠粮!
[02:44.57] 严 嵩:缺饷?”邹应龙:不缺饷!
[02:45.72] 严 嵩:“你干什么来了?”
[02:47.02] 邹应龙:请千岁上殿辩理呀!
[02:49.69] 严 嵩:他“拿来!” 邹应龙:什么?
[02:51.99] 严 嵩:跟我要圣旨啊!
[02:53.68] 邹应龙:哎呀!请过去了!
[02:55.54] 严 嵩:呃,他来一个不认帐啊!
[02:57.52] 邹应龙:呵哟!不认帐到厉害的很呐!
[03:00.97] 严 嵩:他就说:“嘟!
[03:03.47] 胆大严嵩今日害文,明日害武,
[03:05.78] 害来害去,害到小王我的头上!
[03:08.10] 今天不打你,惯你的下次!
[03:10.19] 来呀!脱袍打严嵩!
[03:13.41] 邹应龙:哎呀呀呀!
[03:18.53] 严 嵩:闪开了!闪开了! 邹应龙:哪里去?
[03:20.59] 严 嵩:上殿奏本,参倒常保童呃!
[03:24.04] 邹应龙:万岁问道:“太师爷你哪里有伤?”
[03:26.88] 严 嵩:浑身上下俱是伤痕!
[03:28.74] 邹应龙:怎样验伤?
[03:29.55] 严 嵩:少不得金銮殿上脱袍验伤! 邹应龙:啊?
[03:33.00] 严 嵩:脱袍验伤? 邹应龙:脱袍验伤?
[03:34.56] 严 嵩:呃! 邹应龙:哎呀!
[03:35.56] 严 嵩:怎么样? 邹应龙:哎呀?
[03:36.21] 严 嵩:怎么样? 邹应龙:哎呀呀呀!
[03:38.01] 严 嵩:哎呀呀呀!你这是怎么样了哇?
[03:39.82] 邹应龙:不是小官在此,你将事错办了!
[03:42.65] 严 嵩:怎见得?
[03:43.92] 邹应龙:身为大臣,脱袍见君,有欺君之罪!
[03:47.16] 交部严加议处!
[03:49.35] 严 嵩:哎呀!这便怎么样啊?
[03:51.99] 邹应龙:我有一拙见在此!
[03:53.37] 严 嵩:有什么高见?
[03:54.50] 邹应龙:在这文武两班,寻一个心粗胆大的!
[03:57.50] 在脸面上做一两处伤痕,方能上殿参倒常保童!
[04:03.46] 严 嵩:做面伤? 邹应龙:面伤!
[04:04.61] 严 嵩:一奏就准? 邹应龙:一奏就准!
[04:06.75] 严 嵩:哪里去寻? 邹应龙:文班中去寻。
[04:08.42] 严 嵩:文班中?好!列位大人请了!
[04:10.43] 杂 :请了! 邹应龙:呃!
[04:12.18] 严 嵩:与我做面伤? 邹应龙:呃!
[04:13.75] 杂 :溜了! 严 嵩:他们跑了!
[04:15.19] 邹应龙:呵呵!武班中去问!
[04:15.81] 严 嵩:武班中?好!
[04:17.48] 邹应龙:有力气! 严 嵩:有力气!
[04:18.01] 邹应龙:有胆量! 严 嵩:有胆量!
[04:19.05] 邹应龙:看得清! 严 嵩:看得清!
[04:20.12] 邹应龙:打得准! 严 嵩:打得准!
[04:21.98] 严 嵩:列位王侯请了! 杂 :请了!
[04:24.28] 严 嵩:哪一位与我做面伤? 杂 :跑了!
[04:26.47] 严 嵩:呵呵!他们跑的跑了,溜的溜了!
[04:30.86] 邹应龙:叫我好恨呐!
[04:32.50] 严 嵩:诶!敢莫恨着老夫不成?
[04:34.91] 邹应龙:焉能恨着老太师!
[04:36.29] 我恨只恨,这两班文武,
[04:38.43] 哪一个不是太师爷的保举荐!
[04:40.32] 太师爷有了此事,
[04:41.54] 一个个溜的溜了,是跑的跑了!
[04:44.47] 幸亏无有来打太师爷,
[04:46.30] 打了太师爷,我邹应龙就不与他们甘休!
[04:51.26] 严 嵩:噫!呵呵!说了半日,打老夫的人儿在这里!
[04:55.73] 诶,你请上,受我一全礼呀!
[04:58.26] 邹应龙:呵呀,施礼为何?
[04:59.78] 严 嵩:你想啊!文武两班,哪一个是老夫的心腹人?
[05:04.50] 你是我的心腹人,此事非你不可啊!
[05:09.28] 邹应龙:我受太师爷封官之恩,
[05:11.19] 未曾答报!焉能下此毒手!
[05:14.82] 严 嵩:你打了我,如同报恩一样啊!
[05:17.38] 邹应龙:哦!我到明白了。
[05:19.42] 严 嵩:明白何来?
[05:20.05] 邹应龙:你这是叫我报恩呐?
[05:21.67] 严 嵩:叫你报恩! 邹应龙:我要报恩了!
[05:24.05] 严 嵩:报恩吧! 邹应龙:报恩了!
[05:32.19] (唱)大骂严嵩是奸佞!
[05:37.68] 严 嵩:呃!我叫你打,你怎么骂起我来?
[05:42.36] 真真岂有此理呀!
[05:45.39] 邹应龙:哎呀!老太师,你错怪了我了!
[05:48.47] 严 嵩:怎见得?
[05:49.41] 邹应龙:这有个名堂。
[05:50.27] 严 嵩:有什么名堂?
[05:51.03] 邹应龙:这叫指东而骂西,指黑而骂白!
[05:52.94] 指的老太师!骂的是常保童,
[05:55.39] 我骂上气来,我好打,
[05:57.51] 幸亏无有打着太师,刚刚骂了一句就是这样地动怒,
[06:01.74] 若是打着太师,哎呀呀!
[06:03.49] 严 嵩:怎么样?
[06:04.07] 邹应龙:那时节小官我就吃罪不起了!严 嵩:(白)嗯!
[06:06.75] 邹应龙:怎么办! 严 嵩:怎么办?
[06:07.80] 邹应龙:另请高明!
[06:09.31] 严 嵩:哎呀!你回来呀!邹应龙:呃?
[06:11.09] 严 嵩:如此说来我是错怪了你了?
[06:12.92] 邹应龙:错怪了我了!
[06:14.09] 严 嵩:怎么办? 邹应龙:啊?
[06:15.09] 严 嵩:你是连打带骂吧!
[06:17.02] 邹应龙:连打带骂? 严 嵩:正是!
[06:18.80] 邹应龙:严嵩! 严 嵩:哎!
[06:20.00] 邹应龙:卖国贼! 严 嵩:骂的好!
[06:24.54] 邹应龙:(西皮快板)
[06:26.69] 骂声老贼不是人。
[06:28.04] 大不该害死杨继盛,
[06:29.90] 不该害死马总兵。
[06:31.67] 罢罢罢,心头恨!
[06:33.16] 管教老贼两眼平。

拼音

[00:00.30] yán sōng jīn shǎo shān zōu yìng lóng zhōu xìn fāng
[00:05.51] yán sōng: xiǎo qiān suì! lǎo chén nián mài dǎ bù dé le wa!
[00:09.09] zōu yìng lóng: āi yā! tài shī yé bú yào jīng huāng.
[00:11.80] nuò nuò nuò! nǐ de xīn fù rén zài cǐ!
[00:15.51] yán sōng: xīn fù rén? zōu yìng lóng: è?
[00:17.78] yán sōng: wǒ bèi tā men dǎ huài le a!
[00:20.87] zōu yìng lóng: āi yā! nǎ yī ge gǎn dǎ tài shī yé?
[00:25.65] yán sōng: wǒ màn màn duì nǐ yán jiǎng!
[00:27.21] zōu yìng lóng: màn màn dì jiǎng!
[00:28.42] yán sōng: wǒ fèng le shèng zhǐ yī dào, xiào wèi sì shí míng,
[00:31.63] qù zhì kāi shān fǔ, zhuō ná cháng bǎo tóng, shàng diàn biàn lǐ!
[00:36.36] wǒ jìn dé fǔ qù, gāng gāng kāi dú shèng zhǐ,
[00:39.65] nà xiǎo wá wa tā jiù shuō le huà le a!
[00:42.57] zōu yìng lóng: tā jiǎng shuō shí mǒ a?
[00:44.17] yán sōng: tā shuō:" lǎo tài shī bù bì kāi dú shèng zhǐ,
[00:47.51] xiǎo wáng zhī zuì jiù shì a!"
[00:50.36] zōu yìng lóng: hā hā! hé zuì zhī yǒu?
[00:52.34] yán sōng: yuàn jiāng qiū mǎ liǎng jiàng xiàn chū!
[00:54.75] zōu yìng lóng: hǎo! xiàn bà zhī hòu?
[00:56.79] yán sōng: tā yòu cì wǒ yí gè zuò wèi!
[00:58.46] zōu yìng lóng: zhe wa! jīn diàn shàng èr shí sì bǎ jīn jiāo yǐ,
[01:01.85] dōu yǒu tài shī yé de zuò wèi, hé kuàng tā xiǎo xiǎo de kāi shān fǔ!
[01:06.50] zuò de hǎo, zuò de shì! hē hē! zuò de duì ya!
[01:09.01] yán sōng: zuò de duì? zōu yìng lóng: è!
[01:09.92] yán sōng: wǒ dà bù gāi zuò. zōu yìng lóng: zěn me?
[01:11.44] yán sōng: yī zuò, wǒ jiù zuò chū huò shì lái le!
[01:13.66] zōu yìng lóng: āi yā! zuò chū shén me huò lái le?
[01:16.14] yán sōng: tā yán dào:" lǎo tài shī, nǐ zài wǒ cháo wèi guān hái shì gè zhōng chén,
[01:20.22] hái shì jiān chén ne?"
[01:21.52] zōu yìng lóng: ā yō! dà dà de zhōng chén!
[01:23.95] yán sōng: zhe wa! nǎ yī ge bù xiǎo de wǒ shì zhōng chén!
[01:26.90] zōu yìng lóng: zhe wa!
[01:27.82] yán sōng: wá wa yán dào:" lián lǒng juǎn qǐ." jiào wǒ tái tóu guān kàn.
[01:31.71] zōu yìng lóng: kàn xiē shén me?
[01:33.15] yán sōng: hēi hēi! wǒ bù xiǎo de, zhè gè xiǎo wá wa,
[01:35.24] shòu le nǎ yī ge huài zhǒng!
[01:36.99] zōu yìng lóng: a tì!
[01:38.06] yán sōng: wáng bā dàn de tiǎo suō è!
[01:39.65] zōu yìng lóng: āi yā! bú yào mà rén nà!
[01:41.35] yán sōng: tā jiāng lǎo wáng de yù róng bàn jià wáng zhēn xiàng xuán guà zhōng táng,
[01:44.51] wǒ wèi dà chén zhě jiàn jūn bù cān jiù yǒu yī xíng dà zuì ya!
[01:48.56] zōu yìng lóng: āi yā! zhè biàn rú hé shì hǎo?
[01:50.91] yán sōng: bù fáng shì, wǒ yán dào:" wǒ yǒu biàn ya!"
[01:53.18] zōu yìng lóng: è! yǒu biàn ya?
[01:54.99] yán sōng: wá wa yòu shuō huà le! zōu yìng lóng: jiǎng shuō shí mǒ?
[01:57.31] yán sōng:" tài shī nǐ hái huì' biàn' ma?" zōu yìng lóng: huì' biàn' ya!
[02:00.68] yán sōng:" hái zi men, jīn pén dǎ shuǐ ya!"
[02:02.07] zōu yìng lóng: dǎ shuǐ zuò shí mǒ?
[02:03.87] yán sōng: tā jiào wǒ biàn yí gè wáng bā, biàn yí gè wū guī ya!
[02:07.42] zōu yìng lóng: tài shī yé! yán sōng: è?
[02:09.38] zōu yìng lóng: biàn liǎo wú yǒu? yán sōng: pēi!
[02:10.97] zōu yìng lóng: hāi ya!
[02:12.17] yán sōng: yān néng biàn nèi xiē āng zāng dōng xī! shé biàn zhī biàn!
[02:14.84] zōu yìng lóng: āi! wǒ yě shuō de shì shé biàn zhī biàn ne!
[02:18.10] yán sōng: zhe wa! zōu yìng lóng: zěn yàng biàn fǎ?
[02:20.17] yán sōng: wǒ shuō dào:" rì fēi shuò wàng, xián bù cān jūn"
[02:23.20] zōu yìng lóng: hǎo! hǎo yí gè" rì fēi shuò wàng, xián bù cān jūn"!
[02:27.12] yán sōng: è!
[02:27.48] zōu yìng lóng: biàn de hǎo! yán sōng: biàn de hǎo?
[02:28.50] zōu yìng lóng: biàn de hǎo! yán sōng: biàn de hǎo?
[02:29.75] zōu yìng lóng: gàn chàng biàn de hǎo ō!
[02:34.22] yán sōng: éi! nǐ bú yào dǎ wǒ de guā pí jiàng a!
[02:37.93] zōu yìng lóng: hā hā! biàn bà zhī hòu?
[02:39.45] yán sōng: yòu jiào wǒ zuò xià le!
[02:40.41] zōu yìng lóng: è, zuò bà zhī hòu?
[02:41.51] yán sōng: tā shuō:" lǎo tài shī! wǒ kāi shān wáng fǔ qiàn liáng?"
[02:43.65] zōu yìng lóng: bù qiàn liáng!
[02:44.57] yán sōng: quē xiǎng?" zōu yìng lóng: bù quē xiǎng!
[02:45.72] yán sōng:" nǐ gàn shén me lái le?"
[02:47.02] zōu yìng lóng: qǐng qiān suì shàng diàn biàn lǐ ya!
[02:49.69] yán sōng: tā" ná lái!" zōu yìng lóng: shén me?
[02:51.99] yán sōng: gēn wǒ yào shèng zhǐ a!
[02:53.68] zōu yìng lóng: āi yā! qǐng guò qù le!
[02:55.54] yán sōng: è, tā lái yí gè bù rèn zhàng a!
[02:57.52] zōu yìng lóng: ā yō! bù rèn zhàng dào lì hài de hěn nà!
[03:00.97] yán sōng: tā jiù shuō:" dū!
[03:03.47] dǎn dà yán sōng jīn rì hài wén, míng rì hài wǔ,
[03:05.78] hài lái hài qù, hài dào xiǎo wáng wǒ de tóu shàng!
[03:08.10] jīn tiān bù dǎ nǐ, guàn nǐ de xià cì!
[03:10.19] lái ya! tuō páo dǎ yán sōng!
[03:13.41] zōu yìng lóng: āi yā yā yā!
[03:18.53] yán sōng: shǎn kāi le! shǎn kāi le! zōu yìng lóng: nǎ lǐ qù?
[03:20.59] yán sōng: shàng diàn zòu běn, cān dào cháng bǎo tóng è!
[03:24.04] zōu yìng lóng: wàn suì wèn dào:" tài shī yé nǐ nǎ lǐ yǒu shāng?"
[03:26.88] yán sōng: hún shēn shàng xià jù shì shāng hén!
[03:28.74] zōu yìng lóng: zěn yàng yàn shāng?
[03:29.55] yán sōng: shǎo bu dé jīn luán diàn shàng tuō páo yàn shāng! zōu yìng lóng: a?
[03:33.00] yán sōng: tuō páo yàn shāng? zōu yìng lóng: tuō páo yàn shāng?
[03:34.56] yán sōng: è! zōu yìng lóng: āi yā!
[03:35.56] yán sōng: zěn me yàng? zōu yìng lóng: āi yā?
[03:36.21] yán sōng: zěn me yàng? zōu yìng lóng: āi yā yā yā!
[03:38.01] yán sōng: āi yā yā yā! nǐ zhè shì zěn me yàng le wa?
[03:39.82] zōu yìng lóng: bú shì xiǎo guān zài cǐ, nǐ jiāng shì cuò bàn le!
[03:42.65] yán sōng: zěn jiàn de?
[03:43.92] zōu yìng lóng: shēn wéi dà chén, tuō páo jiàn jūn, yǒu qī jūn zhī zuì!
[03:47.16] jiāo bù yán jiā yì chǔ!
[03:49.35] yán sōng: āi yā! zhè biàn zěn me yàng a?
[03:51.99] zōu yìng lóng: wǒ yǒu yī zhuō jiàn zài cǐ!
[03:53.37] yán sōng: yǒu shén me gāo jiàn?
[03:54.50] zōu yìng lóng: zài zhè wén wǔ liǎng bān, xún yí gè xīn cū dǎn dà de!
[03:57.50] zài liǎn miàn shàng zuò yī liǎng chù shāng hén, fāng néng shàng diàn cān dào cháng bǎo tóng!
[04:03.46] yán sōng: zuò miàn shāng? zōu yìng lóng: miàn shāng!
[04:04.61] yán sōng: yī zòu jiù zhǔn? zōu yìng lóng: yī zòu jiù zhǔn!
[04:06.75] yán sōng: nǎ lǐ qù xún? zōu yìng lóng: wén bān zhōng qù xún.
[04:08.42] yán sōng: wén bān zhōng? hǎo! liè wèi dà rén qǐng le!
[04:10.43] zá : qǐng le! zōu yìng lóng: è!
[04:12.18] yán sōng: yǔ wǒ zuò miàn shāng? zōu yìng lóng: è!
[04:13.75] zá : liū le! yán sōng: tā men pǎo le!
[04:15.19] zōu yìng lóng: hē hē! wǔ bān zhōng qù wèn!
[04:15.81] yán sōng: wǔ bān zhōng? hǎo!
[04:17.48] zōu yìng lóng: yǒu lì qì! yán sōng: yǒu lì qì!
[04:18.01] zōu yìng lóng: yǒu dǎn liàng! yán sōng: yǒu dǎn liàng!
[04:19.05] zōu yìng lóng: kàn de qīng! yán sōng: kàn de qīng!
[04:20.12] zōu yìng lóng: dǎ dé zhǔn! yán sōng: dǎ dé zhǔn!
[04:21.98] yán sōng: liè wèi wáng hóu qǐng le! zá : qǐng le!
[04:24.28] yán sōng: nǎ yī wèi yǔ wǒ zuò miàn shāng? zá : pǎo le!
[04:26.47] yán sōng: hē hē! tā men pǎo de pǎo le, liū de liū le!
[04:30.86] zōu yìng lóng: jiào wǒ hǎo hèn nà!
[04:32.50] yán sōng: éi! gǎn mò hèn zhe lǎo fū bù chéng?
[04:34.91] zōu yìng lóng: yān néng hèn zhe lǎo tài shī!
[04:36.29] wǒ hèn zhǐ hèn, zhè liǎng bān wén wǔ,
[04:38.43] nǎ yī ge bú shì tài shī yé de bǎo jǔ jiàn!
[04:40.32] tài shī yé yǒu le cǐ shì,
[04:41.54] yí gè gè liū de liū le, shì pǎo de pǎo le!
[04:44.47] xìng kuī wú yǒu lái dǎ tài shī yé,
[04:46.30] dǎ le tài shī yé, wǒ zōu yìng lóng jiù bù yǔ tā men gān xiū!
[04:51.26] yán sōng: yī! hē hē! shuō le bàn rì, dǎ lǎo fū de rén ér zài zhè lǐ!
[04:55.73] éi, nǐ qǐng shàng, shòu wǒ yī quán lǐ ya!
[04:58.26] zōu yìng lóng: ā ya, shī lǐ wèi hé?
[04:59.78] yán sōng: nǐ xiǎng a! wén wǔ liǎng bān, nǎ yī ge shì lǎo fū de xīn fù rén?
[05:04.50] nǐ shì wǒ de xīn fù rén, cǐ shì fēi nǐ bù kě a!
[05:09.28] zōu yìng lóng: wǒ shòu tài shī yé fēng guān zhī ēn,
[05:11.19] wèi zēng dá bào! yān néng xià cǐ dú shǒu!
[05:14.82] yán sōng: nǐ dǎ le wǒ, rú tóng bào ēn yí yàng a!
[05:17.38] zōu yìng lóng: ó! wǒ dào míng bái le.
[05:19.42] yán sōng: míng bái hé lái?
[05:20.05] zōu yìng lóng: nǐ zhè shì jiào wǒ bào ēn nà?
[05:21.67] yán sōng: jiào nǐ bào ēn! zōu yìng lóng: wǒ yào bào ēn le!
[05:24.05] yán sōng: bào ēn ba! zōu yìng lóng: bào ēn le!
[05:32.19] chàng dà mà yán sōng shì jiān nìng!
[05:37.68] yán sōng: è! wǒ jiào nǐ dǎ, nǐ zěn me mà qǐ wǒ lái?
[05:42.36] zhēn zhēn qǐ yǒu cǐ lǐ ya!
[05:45.39] zōu yìng lóng: āi yā! lǎo tài shī, nǐ cuò guài le wǒ le!
[05:48.47] yán sōng: zěn jiàn de?
[05:49.41] zōu yìng lóng: zhè yǒu gè míng táng.
[05:50.27] yán sōng: yǒu shén me míng táng?
[05:51.03] zōu yìng lóng: zhè jiào zhǐ dōng ér mà xī, zhǐ hēi ér mà bái!
[05:52.94] zhǐ de lǎo tài shī! mà de shì cháng bǎo tóng,
[05:55.39] wǒ mà shàng qì lái, wǒ hǎo dǎ,
[05:57.51] xìng kuī wú yǒu dǎ zhe tài shī, gāng gāng mà le yī jù jiù shì zhè yàng dì dòng nù,
[06:01.74] ruò shì dǎ zhe tài shī, āi yā ya!
[06:03.49] yán sōng: zěn me yàng?
[06:04.07] zōu yìng lóng: nà shí jié xiǎo guān wǒ jiù chī zuì bù qǐ le! yán sōng: bái !
[06:06.75] zōu yìng lóng: zěn me bàn! yán sōng: zěn me bàn?
[06:07.80] zōu yìng lóng: lìng qǐng gāo míng!
[06:09.31] yán sōng: āi yā! nǐ huí lái ya! zōu yìng lóng: è?
[06:11.09] yán sōng: rú cǐ shuō lái wǒ shì cuò guài le nǐ le?
[06:12.92] zōu yìng lóng: cuò guài le wǒ le!
[06:14.09] yán sōng: zěn me bàn? zōu yìng lóng: a?
[06:15.09] yán sōng: nǐ shì lián dǎ dài mà ba!
[06:17.02] zōu yìng lóng: lián dǎ dài mà? yán sōng: zhèng shì!
[06:18.80] zōu yìng lóng: yán sōng! yán sōng: āi!
[06:20.00] zōu yìng lóng: mài guó zéi! yán sōng: mà de hǎo!
[06:24.54] zōu yìng lóng: xī pí kuài bǎn
[06:26.69] mà shēng lǎo zéi bú shì rén.
[06:28.04] dà bù gāi hài sǐ yáng jì shèng,
[06:29.90] bù gāi hài sǐ mǎ zǒng bīng.
[06:31.67] bà bà bà, xīn tóu hèn!
[06:33.16] guǎn jiào lǎo zéi liǎng yǎn píng.