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You'd already been half an hour with pre-clubbing shower and |
| [01:00.879] |
I'd always planned to have a look in your special winnie the pooh book. |
| [01:20.583] |
The place was marked and it was there in blue and white - it just said simply, "Paul stayed last night." |
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Next I was on the bog and you got down on one knee. |
| [01:57.841] |
You were protesting your innocence and you started to cry as I started to pee. |
| [02:13.797] |
You said, "I didn't shag him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen. He might as well be a girl, he's a good for a laugh and he's good for bitching." |
| [03:09.057] |
You said you'd never be willing or able. |
| [03:15.816] |
And he looks like he was made on a ****ing table. |
| [03:24.140] |
Although, to be fair, |
| [03:32.208] |
I think he hides the bolts quite well, but as soon as he opens his mouth you can just tell. |
| [03:39.986] |
I had just assumed you'd completely gone off shagging and |
| [03:47.649] |
I can you seen you with your new Uni pals, standing bragging. |
| [03:56.254] |
Now he's your boyfriend and |
| [04:02.647] |
I know you were talking shite but you still denied it when |
| [04:18.534] |
I met you at someone's birthday party the other night. |
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You said, "I didn't shag him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen. We have a good laugh when we're sitting bitching." |
| [05:02.960] |
The words that you used to think turned me on just made me laugh - "Do you want to suck my cunt?" in real life just sounds naff. |
| [05:18.357] |
And when we were with your friends |
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I just as well might of been no one. |
| [05:26.707] |
And you can't get over your dead dog - well it takes one to know one. |
