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Kickin' the can and I'm drunk too |
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Baby, for years you've been saying |
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"Why don't you write me a song?" |
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And I've been like, "I don't know |
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'Cause I'm not inspired to write you a song" |
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But last night I decided |
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I'm gonna freakin' do this |
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We've been together for so long |
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And you always asked me why I never wrote a song |
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All about you, about our love |
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And about how you're the only one I'm thinking of |
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I've been writing all night and I |
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I got it just right, here we go |
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You talk too much, you never shut up |
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Everything I do for you is never enough |
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You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep |
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Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep |
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I promised you forever but we both know |
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We're never gonna get along |
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You want it, you got it |
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Here's your freakin' song |
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And all my homies have always said |
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"What you doing with that girl? |
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She's fucked up in the head" |
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My mom don't like you, my dad don't too |
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And my brother says you look like |
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A guy from Who's Scadoo |
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I'm just keeping it real |
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This is just how I feel, here we go |
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You talk too much, you never shut up |
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Everything I do for you is never enough |
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You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep |
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Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep |
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I promised you forever but we both know |
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We're never gonna get along |
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You want it, you got it |
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Here's your freakin' song |
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I can't talk or you'll get pissed |
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Used to dream I don't exist |
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I say, yes, and you say no, like any bitches, gotta go |
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With all the shit that we've been through |
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This is the best that I can do |
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Can I still get lucky tonight? Please? |
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I'm using manners and everything, I uh |
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I, I hope you like this song |
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I spent a lot of time on it |
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But I've been spent, oh, there's Erik |
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Just playin', I didn't really spend a lot of time on this |
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But uh, this is the chorus |
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You talk too much, you never shut up |
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Everything I do for you is never enough |
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You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep |
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Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep |
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I promised you forever but we both know |
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We're never gonna get along |
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You want it, you got it |
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Here's your freakin' song |
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You want it, you got it |
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Here's your freakin' song |
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You want it, you got it |
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Here's your freakin' song |
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Okay, I don't know why this is still going |
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I anticipated this be 3 minutes long, it's still going |
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Here I don't know what's happening |
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Anyway that's this song that I wrote for you and it |
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Okay uh, evidently it's over now, I don't know |
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I have no idea on the timing of it or anything and I, uh |
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Boy, this is sort of an awkward moment here |
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I, uh, uh, I'm going to be honest, I have to pee |