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It sounds funny I know |
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But it really is so |
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Oh, I'm my own grandpa |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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It sounds funny I know |
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But it really is so |
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Oh, I'm my own grandpa |
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Oh, many, many years ago |
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When I was twenty-three |
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I was married to a widow |
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Who was pretty as can be |
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This widow had a grown-up daughter |
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Who had hair of red |
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My father fell in love with her |
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And soon the two were wed |
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This made my dad my son-in-law |
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And changed my very life |
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For my daughter was my mother |
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'Cause she was my father's wife |
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To complicate the matter |
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Though it really brought me joy |
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I soon became the father |
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Of a bouncing baby boy |
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This little baby then became |
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A brother-in-law to Dad |
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And so became my uncle |
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Though it made me very sad |
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For if he was my uncle |
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Then that also made him brother |
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Of the widow's grown-up daughter |
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Who of course is my step-mother |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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It sounds funny I know |
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But it really is so |
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Oh, I'm my own grandpa |
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My father's wife then had a son |
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Who kept them on the run |
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And he became my grandchild |
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For he was my daughter's son |
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My wife is now my mother's mother |
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And it makes me blue |
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Because although she is my wife |
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She's my grandmother too |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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It sounds funny I know |
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But it really is so |
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Oh, I'm my own grandpa |
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Now if my wife is my grandmother |
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Then I'm her grandchild |
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And every time I think of it |
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It nearly drives me wild |
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For now I have become |
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The strangest case you ever saw |
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As husband of my grandma |
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I am my own grandpa |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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I'm my own grandpa |
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It sounds funny I know |
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But it really is so |
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Oh, I'm my own grandpa |
