| 歌曲 | I'm My Own Grandpa |
| 歌手 | Lonzo & Oscar |
| 专辑 | Flashbacks #2: Crazy & Obscure - NoveltySongs 1914-1946 |
| [00:00.510] | It sounds funny I know |
| [00:04.730] | But it really is so |
| [00:08.370] | Oh, I'm my own grandpa |
| [00:18.530] | I'm my own grandpa |
| [00:22.920] | I'm my own grandpa |
| [00:26.770] | It sounds funny I know |
| [00:29.110] | But it really is so |
| [00:31.180] | Oh, I'm my own grandpa |
| [00:36.110] | Oh, many, many years ago |
| [00:38.100] | When I was twenty-three |
| [00:40.300] | I was married to a widow |
| [00:42.280] | Who was pretty as can be |
| [00:44.710] | This widow had a grown-up daughter |
| [00:47.370] | Who had hair of red |
| [00:49.090] | My father fell in love with her |
| [00:51.390] | And soon the two were wed |
| [00:53.410] | This made my dad my son-in-law |
| [00:55.770] | And changed my very life |
| [00:57.680] | For my daughter was my mother |
| [00:59.660] | 'Cause she was my father's wife |
| [01:01.580] | To complicate the matter |
| [01:04.100] | Though it really brought me joy |
| [01:06.260] | I soon became the father |
| [01:08.210] | Of a bouncing baby boy |
| [01:10.640] | This little baby then became |
| [01:13.070] | A brother-in-law to Dad |
| [01:14.920] | And so became my uncle |
| [01:17.400] | Though it made me very sad |
| [01:19.280] | For if he was my uncle |
| [01:21.350] | Then that also made him brother |
| [01:23.360] | Of the widow's grown-up daughter |
| [01:25.700] | Who of course is my step-mother |
| [01:28.120] | I'm my own grandpa |
| [01:32.220] | I'm my own grandpa |
| [01:36.140] | It sounds funny I know |
| [01:38.480] | But it really is so |
| [01:40.620] | Oh, I'm my own grandpa |
| [01:45.260] | My father's wife then had a son |
| [01:47.450] | Who kept them on the run |
| [01:49.370] | And he became my grandchild |
| [01:51.790] | For he was my daughter's son |
| [01:53.810] | My wife is now my mother's mother |
| [01:56.360] | And it makes me blue |
| [01:58.020] | Because although she is my wife |
| [02:00.500] | She's my grandmother too |
| [02:02.380] | I'm my own grandpa |
| [02:06.530] | I'm my own grandpa |
| [02:10.260] | It sounds funny I know |
| [02:12.600] | But it really is so |
| [02:16.920] | Oh, I'm my own grandpa |
| [02:26.240] | Now if my wife is my grandmother |
| [02:29.160] | Then I'm her grandchild |
| [02:31.000] | And every time I think of it |
| [02:33.920] | It nearly drives me wild |
| [02:35.410] | For now I have become |
| [02:37.070] | The strangest case you ever saw |
| [02:39.410] | As husband of my grandma |
| [02:41.790] | I am my own grandpa |
| [02:43.900] | I'm my own grandpa |
| [02:47.870] | I'm my own grandpa |
| [02:51.820] | It sounds funny I know |
| [02:54.360] | But it really is so |
| [02:56.580] | Oh, I'm my own grandpa |
| [00:00.51] | tīng qǐ lái hěn xī qí |
| [00:04.73] | dàn zhè jiù shì shì shí |
| [00:08.37] | ó wǒ shì wǒ zǔ fù |
| [00:18.53] | wǒ shì wǒ zǔ fù |
| [00:22.92] | wǒ shì wǒ zǔ fù |
| [00:26.77] | tīng qǐ lái hěn xī qí |
| [00:29.11] | dàn zhè jiù shì shì shí |
| [00:31.18] | ó wǒ shì wǒ zǔ fù |
| [00:36.11] | ó xǔ duō xǔ duō nián zhī qián |
| [00:38.10] | wǒ nà shí 23 suì |
| [00:40.30] | wǒ qǔ le yí gè |
| [00:42.28] | fēi cháng piào liàng de guǎ fù |
| [00:44.71] | zhè gè guǎ fù yǒu yí gè nǚ ér |
| [00:47.37] | tā yī tóu hóng fā |
| [00:49.09] | wǒ fù qīn hé ài shàng le tā |
| [00:51.39] | tā men hěn kuài biàn jié le hūn |
| [00:53.41] | zhè yàng wǒ fù qīn jiù chéng le wǒ de nǚ xù |
| [00:55.77] | gǎi biàn le wǒ de yī shēng |
| [00:57.68] | nà me wǒ de nǚ ér jiù shì wǒ de mǔ qīn |
| [00:59.66] | yīn wèi tā shì wǒ fù qīn de qī zǐ |
| [01:01.58] | zhè yàng wèn tí jiù biàn de fù zá le |
| [01:04.10] | suī rán zhè yàng dài gěi wǒ bù shǎo kuài lè |
| [01:06.26] | wǒ hěn kuài jiù chéng wéi le |
| [01:08.21] | yí gè nán yīng de bà bà |
| [01:10.64] | zhè gè xiǎo yīng ér |
| [01:13.07] | chéng le wǒ fù qīn de nèi dì |
| [01:14.92] | yě jiù biàn chéng le wǒ de shū shū |
| [01:17.40] | suī rán zhè yàng ràng wǒ gǎn jué hěn zāo gāo |
| [01:19.28] | rú guǒ tā shì wǒ shū shū |
| [01:21.35] | nà me jiù chéng le |
| [01:23.36] | guǎ fù nǚ ér de xiōng dì |
| [01:25.70] | yě jiù shì wǒ jì mǔ de nǚ ér de xiōng dì |
| [01:28.12] | wǒ shì wǒ zǔ fù |
| [01:32.22] | wǒ shì wǒ zǔ fù |
| [01:36.14] | tīng qǐ lái hěn xī qí |
| [01:38.48] | dàn zhè jiù shì shì shí |
| [01:40.62] | ó wǒ shì wǒ zǔ fù |
| [01:45.26] | wǒ fù qīn de qī zǐ shēng le |
| [01:47.45] | yí gè bèng bèng tiào tiào de ér zi |
| [01:49.37] | tā shì wǒ sūn zi |
| [01:51.79] | yīn wèi tā shì wǒ nǚ ér de ér zi |
| [01:53.81] | wǒ de qī zǐ xiàn zài shì wǒ mǔ qīn de mǔ qīn |
| [01:56.36] | zhè zhēn ràng wǒ yōu yù |
| [01:58.02] | yīn wèi suī rán tā shì wǒ qī zǐ |
| [02:00.50] | dàn tā yě shì wǒ zǔ mǔ |
| [02:02.38] | wǒ shì wǒ zǔ fù |
| [02:06.53] | wǒ shì wǒ zǔ fù |
| [02:10.26] | tīng qǐ lái hěn xī qí |
| [02:12.60] | dàn zhè jiù shì shì shí |
| [02:16.92] | ó wǒ shì wǒ zǔ fù |
| [02:26.24] | rú guǒ wǒ de qī zǐ shì wǒ zǔ mǔ |
| [02:29.16] | nà me wǒ jiù shì tā de wài sūn |
| [02:31.00] | měi cì wǒ xiǎng qǐ zhè jiàn shì de shí hòu |
| [02:33.92] | zhè ràng wǒ jī jìn fēng kuáng |
| [02:35.41] | xiàn zài wǒ biàn chéng le |
| [02:37.07] | nǐ jiàn guò zuì qí guài de lì zi le |
| [02:39.41] | wǒ zǔ mǔ nǎi nǎi de zhàng fū |
| [02:41.79] | wǒ shì wǒ zǔ fù |
| [02:43.90] | wǒ shì wǒ zǔ fù |
| [02:47.87] | wǒ shì wǒ zǔ fù |
| [02:51.82] | tīng qǐ lái hěn xī qí |
| [02:54.36] | dàn zhè jiù shì shì shí |
| [02:56.58] | ó wǒ shì wǒ zǔ fù |