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If they could see me now |
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That little gang of mine |
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I'm eatin' fancy chow and drinkin' fancy wine |
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I'd like those stumble bums |
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To see for a fact |
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The kind of top-drawer, first-rate chums I attract |
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All I can say is \"Wow-ee!\" |
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Look-a where I am |
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Tonight I landed, POW! |
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Right in a pot of jam |
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What a setup, holy cow! |
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They'd never believe it |
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If my friends could see me now! |
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If they could see me now |
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My little dusty group |
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Traipsin' round this million dollar chicken coop |
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I'd hear those thrift shop cats say, \"Brother get her! |
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Draped on a bedspread made from three kinds of fur!\" |
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All I can say is \"Wow!\" |
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Wait till the riff and raff |
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See just exactly how |
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He signed his autograph |
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What a build up, holy cow! |
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They'd never believe it |
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If my friends could see me now! |
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If they could see me now |
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Alone with Mr. V |
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Who's waitin' on me like he was a maitre'd |
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I hear my buddies sayin', \"Crazy, what gives? |
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Tonight she's living like the other half lives!\" |
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To think the highest brow |
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Which I must say is he |
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Should pick the lowest brow |
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Which there's no doubt is me |
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What a step up, holy cow! |
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They'd never believe it |
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If my friends could see me now! |
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They'd never believe it! |
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They'd never believe it! |
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If my friends could see me now! |
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Hi girls, it's me! Charity! |
