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You're a little late |
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So step right this way |
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And we'll get started |
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Granny, what? Say it now |
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Oh, say it now, say it now, ahem |
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Me and the Ohio Players |
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Are gonna tell you about a worm |
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He's the funkiest worm in the world |
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Alright, sing it, Clarence |
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Clarence, theres' a worm in the ground |
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Yes, there is, Granny, that's right |
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Clarence he's six feet long |
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Granny, six feet long |
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Clarence he only comes around |
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Granny when he wants to get down |
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But when he comes out of his hole |
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He sounds something like this |
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Granny oh, that's funky |
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Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky |
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Alright, sing it again, Clarence |
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Clarence and through all the land, yeah |
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Granny, yeah |
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Clarence he plays in a band |
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Granny, plays in a band |
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Clarence plays guitar without any hands |
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Pretty good, I might add |
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Granny, yeah |
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When he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck |
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Everybody wants to get up and dance |
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Granny ah, get it baby |
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Don't, don't, don't |
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Don't fight the feeling |
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Don't fight it |
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Hey, don't stop now honey, get down |
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I'm his manager, heh, heh |
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Gonna make a million dollars |
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I get it all, 'cause he can't spend it |
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There he goes, goin' back in his hole |
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Just the same way he came out |
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Do we get paid for this |
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I just wanted to make sure, we do, okay |
