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That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk |
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A little bit change in character, I'm pretending to be drunk |
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You think I am weak and feeble, you think I'm a bore |
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When you drag me to a party, soon I'm out the door |
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Next time I'll portray a suave sophisticated hunk |
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That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk |
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That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk |
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A bit of I have lived and loved, I'm pretending to be drunk |
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You say I could use some swagger, you say toughen up |
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I am rigid as a board, you tell me loosen up |
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I'm so loose and I'm so tough that I can barely move |
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That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk |
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You notice a transformation, pretending to be drunk |
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I've lost all my inhibitions, pretending to be drunk |
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You can take me to the soiree and be proud of me |
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Everyone will be impressed, I'll pass out on your knee |
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And now I am so continental, they think that it's nice |
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Think I'll pretend to be drunk for the rest of my life |
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Well that is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk |
