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While the jingle bells are jinglin' |
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And the snow begins to fall |
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And my Grandma makes her gingerbread cookies |
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Just across the hall |
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I'm freaking 'bout what to get you |
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Then it suddenly occurs to me |
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The best Christmas present is to rock your body underneath the fuckin' tree! |
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I wanna rock you hard this Christmas |
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I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy |
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We'll have a very merry motherfucking Christmas |
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I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane |
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I'm your little drummer boy |
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While the eggnog is all noggy |
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And the fireplace all a-glow |
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While our bodies are heatin' up in yuletide places down below |
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I hope you like my present |
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It was way too big to wrap |
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I'm gonna get naughty all over your body |
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Come sit on Santa's lap! |
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I wanna rock you hard this Christmas |
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I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy |
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We'll have a very merry motherfucking Christmas |
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We'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane |
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I'm your little drummer boy |
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(C'mon!) |
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We'll be slushin' like snow angels til the morning |
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We won't hear the reindeer hoofin' up above |
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We won't hear Santa coming down the chimney |
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We won't see he and my grandma making hot-ass cookie love |
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But we'll hear him exclaim as he rides out of sight, he'll fuckin' say: |
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Granny I rocked you hard this Christmas |
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I filled your stocking with my candy cane of joy |
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So have a very merry motherfucking Christmas |
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And the world will start rejoicing |
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And the choir boys start to sing (dominus tannenbaum) |
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And the lords a-leaping give the ladies in waiting their five ass golden rings |
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And the seven pipers are piping |
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The eight maids are milking in the snow |
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And I'll be happy when I'm gettin' unwrappied by my Christmas ho, ho, ho... |
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(ho ho ho ho ho) |
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Have a very merry motherfucking Christmas! |
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Peace on earth, we are the world, and frickin' kumbaya! |
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Have a very merry motherfucking Christmas! |
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Deck the halls with your Christmas balls! |
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Fa-la la la-la la, FA LA LA! |