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Don't look at me, don't touch me |
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Keep your mind straight ahead |
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Don't get no funny ideas about me |
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You'll wish that you were dead |
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That's what I'm thinking she must be thinking |
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The girl I spent 53 bucks on last night |
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She gives me a look from the corner of her eye |
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That says, "Boy, keep acting right" |
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How surprised was I |
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When she leaned over |
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And whispered in my ear |
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Get a leg up |
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Get a leg over boy |
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Get a leg up |
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What's the matter |
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Are you shy, shy, shy? |
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I'm pretty good with first impressions |
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But sometimes I'm not always right |
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I pulled the car to the shoulder of the road |
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To see what she had in mind |
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Want me to spend the night |
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Hey lover boy you know I will |
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And my best girlfriend lived down the road |
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Together we will thrill ya |
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And I'm thinking to myself |
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I could be lucky Pierre tonight |
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If I could get a leg up |
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If I could get a leg over boy |
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You know I ain't that handsome |
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But you know I ain't shy, shy, shy |
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Oh goddamn you |
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The rest of the night went on and on |
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And the moral to this song |
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Don't go making hasty judgments |
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Because sometimes they could be wrong |
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Nothing wrong with a good time |
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Just keep yourself protected, make a list |
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And you can bet your life that the women don't know |
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The little girls are acting like this |
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So the next time a young one moves up |
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And she whispers in your ear |
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Get a leg up |
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Get a leg over boy |
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Get a leg up |
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Now don't you be shy, shy, shy |
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Get a leg up |
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Get a leg over boy |
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You know I ain't that handsome |
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But you know I ain't shy, shy, shy |
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Get a leg up |
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Get a leg over boy |
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Get a leg up |
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Now don't you be shy, shy, shy |
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Oh short gun |