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[Schmoove sings for a bit] |
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[Shock G] |
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Yeahhh, well we're back with another one |
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Comin hard and got suckers on the run |
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You say, "You guys are known for havin fun" |
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Yeah well we'll do what has to be done for us to be number one |
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And you ain't never heard nuthin this funky son |
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You ain't never heard nuthin this funky ever, it's too clever |
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Rhyme goes through your mind like a guillotine severs |
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the head, my friend |
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And you will never hear nobody rap like this again |
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[Big Money Odis] |
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You ain't heard nuttin this funky brother, it's like no other |
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You feel the bass bouncin off the walls like rub-bah |
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The real McCoy this ain't no toy or another |
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How do we do it? ( |
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Yo go ask your mother) |
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The freak needers, the beat leaders |
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Let me tell you somethin, you ain't heard nuttin this funky Peter |
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So listen up as we begin |
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Aiyyo Fuze rub the record in |
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cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky |
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[x4] |
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[Big Money Odis] |
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The definition of a rhyme breeder, beat needer |
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We're the cold party heaters, comin through the woofers and the tweeters |
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Funky dope MC leaders |
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Rhyme hungry hip-hop listener feeders |
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[Shock G] |
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The definition of a rhyme sayer, beat layer |
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Mothersucker perpetrator slayer |
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Layin down the law like the Mayor |
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You're out of luck, Hucklebuck, I'll suck you up like a Now or Later |
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You say that you're a trooper, then I'm Darth Vader |
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You're a Cowboy, then I'm a Raider |
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[Big Money Odis] |
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You can't compete cause you're incomplete and need to be completed |
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You're style is weak you're obsolete and need to be deleted |
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Short on the things that you needed |
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So what you got a top ten song, cause you cheated |
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[Shock G] |
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If you worked in a kitched, it'd be sweeter |
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From the rappin that I hear, you'd make a better egg beater |
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A teeter totter, or should I say, totter teeter |
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You're through, you're a court and we're leaders |
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We got the style you admire, the rhymes you desire |
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Well you ain't heard nuttin this slick you trick |
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cause you're a flick from a Bic and we're a bonfire |
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cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky |
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[x4] |
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[some scratching by DJ Fuze] |
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[Big Money Odis] |
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Cause I roll up fast, like a cheetah, get out the two-seater |
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Walk up on a girl named Anita, or Rita |
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Ask her for change to put money in the meter |
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Didn't really need it just a smooth way to meet her |
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or a fly way to treat her |
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She said, "I'm hungry" so I took her out to feed her |
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She was a pocket feeder chicken, fajita pita eater |
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I said, "Yo, eat how ya like" then took her home and G'd her |
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[Shock G] |
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The definition of a funky rhyme master |
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Clevely put together but not necessarily sayin it faster |
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Ya see, that style isn't hard at all |
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The object of the game is to have a ball y'all |
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And to see who can come the funkiest |
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Lot of MC's think it's just a speed contest |
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They wanna brag about the neighborhood, oh you wanna boast? |
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We come from different cities and we're coast to coast ya see |
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but right now we're based in Oakland ( |
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Oakland) |
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Everywhere we go we leave the microphone smokin |
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Yo bro I'm not jokin |
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Leave MC's standin still with their mouths hangin open |
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Walk offstage and leave the next act scratchin his head like a monkey |
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Cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky |
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Cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky |
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[x2] |
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Leave a sucker standin still confused |
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cause he never heard nuttin this funky |
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You ain't heard nuttin this funky |
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Ahh yeah |
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Why don't you tell em Hump |
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Cause you ain't heard nuttin this funky |
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Whassup y'all, Humpty Hump in the house |
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Cause you ain't HEARD nuttin this funky |
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Yeah |
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You know what? |
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You ain't heard nuttin this funky |
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Let me bust a rhyme, c'mon |
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Get in |
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[Humpty Hump] |
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You ain't heard nuttin this funky son, we're number one |
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Humpty Hump in the house, gonna show you how it's done |
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with professional rhymes, I gotta question for your mind |
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Have you ever heard anything this funky son? |
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(Yeah man, I was out on the street |
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These guys came on by in this, tch, car man playin some beat...) |
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You ain't heard nuttin this funky nigga, how ya figure? |
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My mouth's on the mic like a finger on a trigger nigga |
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And when I squeeze I'ma getcha |
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You never heard nuthin this funky now didja! |
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And if you're large, we're bigger |
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You bust a weak ass rhyme and then expect me to dig ya |
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Humpty Hump's in the house with the locals |
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Yo Schmoove kick the vocals |
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[Schmoove sings, Fuze scratches] |
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[DJ Fuze keeps scratchin] |
| [8:28 into the song, Humpty comes back] |
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[Humpty Hump] |
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Humpty Hump's in the house with the locals |
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Yo Schmoove kick the vocals |
