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Tony's got a botfly in his forehead |
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Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe |
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Dave's got leeches, |
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Mike's got flu, |
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Everybody's got a parasite, |
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I've got you. |
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First date: we thought it was great |
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We drank and we ate. |
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We stayed up real late. |
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Next week we hit our peak |
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Making the bedsprings creak. |
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And now, one month later. |
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Tony's got a botfly in his forehead |
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Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe |
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Dave's got leeches, |
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Mike's got flu, |
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Everybody's got a parasite, |
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I've got you. |
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I guess that's what I get |
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For being a jerk instead of cooling my jets |
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You were a wolf in a sheepskin |
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Playing for keeps and I lost |
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And now, twenty years later |
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Tony's got a botfly in his forehead |
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Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe |
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Dave's got leeches, |
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Mike's got flu, |
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Everybody's got a parasite, |
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I've got you. |
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I've got you! |
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I've got you! |
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Somebody tell me what to do |
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Should I try a bit of vinegar? |
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Has someone got an antidote? |
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Band-aids, cyanide, hydrogen peroxide, |
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Rum and coke if nothing else will do |
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Everybody's got a parasite, |
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I've got you. |
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Tony's got a botfly in his forehead |
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Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe |
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Dave's got leeches, |
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Mike's got flu, |
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Everybody's got a parasite, |
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I've got you. |
