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Hey England... let's kick it. |
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Cops without guns and the NME. |
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Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC? |
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Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings? |
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Pounds and pence and Princes and Queens? |
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Flipside experience, well not really. |
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More familiar than Russia or Chile. |
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Up for cricket or squash, or the London zoo? |
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Look, you hate George Bush and we do too. |
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Fab music scene, though, UK bands are ace, |
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And you guys are the most polite of the human race. |
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Fish and chips, crumpets, bangers and mash, |
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Shakespeare, Donne, Sid Vicious and the Clash. |
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You love our movies, we kind of like yours. |
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We love the way you talk, "please help help us in these wars." |
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You stopped staying "fab, " we stopped saying "groovy, " |
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Our Scotland is Canada; you saw the South Park movie. |
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I love England and visa versa, |
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American perspective in these Visa verses. |
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Tea time? Jolly good! Caffeine rush. |
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Look, a red phone booth and a double-decker bus. |
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I love you England, so let's both ignore |
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The Boston Tea Party, and that silly East Coast war. |
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Oxford, London, and Guildford too, |
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Rockin' your P.A.'s when I come to visit you. |
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The Florida incident? Democracy at work, |
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But we've still got love for your boy Edmund Burke. |
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If it weren't for us, you'd be speaking German, |
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But then we gave you Hanson and Pee Wee Herman. |
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You gave us the Beatles, and you gave us the Who |
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We gave you Kris Kross and Vanilla Ice too. |
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You gave us "Chicken Run" and the Teletubies, |
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We gave you McDonald's and got you chubby. |
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You think we're all Trailer Trash obnoxious and noisy. |
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But that's just Springer, Ricki Lake, and Boise. |
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We're friendly and fake and proud of our nation, |
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Overweight, wasting gas, hedonic civilization. |
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We're sue-happy mad overworked compulsive winners, |
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Strong facade but insecure, just think Seymour Skinner. |
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We're obsessed with image, old age and fat, |
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Technology, death, and our dogs and cats, |
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The superbowl, shopping, S.U.V.'s and money, |
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Santa Claus, hygiene and the Easter Bunny. |
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But bigger is better and we love our T.V. |
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From L.A. to Boston, to Nashville, Tennessee. |
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And yes 1/4 of Americans own guns |
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In case you come back to punish your sons. |
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But Mother Britain listen, there's still a tie that binds us, |
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The U.S. isn't perfect, you don't have to remind us. |
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I love England and visa versa, |
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American perspective in these Visa verses. |
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Tea time? Jolly good! Caffeine rush. |
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Look, a red phone booth and a double-decker bus. |
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I love you England, so let's both ignore |
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The Boston Tea Party, and that silly East Coast war. |
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Oxford, London, and Guildford too, |
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Rockin' your P.A.'s when I come to visit you. |
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I love England and visa versa, |
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American perspective in these Visa verses. |
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Tea time? Jolly good! Caffeine rush. |
[02:25.515] |
Look, a red phone booth and a double-decker bus. |
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I love you England, so let's both ignore |
[02:30.557] |
The Boston Tea Party, and that silly East Coast war. |
[02:33.038] |
Oxford, London, and Guildford too, |
[02:35.389] |
Rockin' your P.A.'s when I come to visit you. |