歌曲 | In Different Ways |
歌手 | Jon lajoie |
专辑 | I Kill People |
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[00:13.14] | I can see it in your eyes girl |
[00:16.54] | That you're in the mood for love |
[00:20.35] | So I light some candles, pour some wine |
[00:23.86] | Come sit down on the rug |
[00:27.27] | But there's something I must tell you, babe |
[00:31.07] | Before we take this step |
[00:34.93] | Something about me girl |
[00:37.64] | That you do not know yet |
[00:45.25] | I have no penis |
[00:48.68] | It was torn off |
[00:52.04] | In a bicycle accident |
[00:54.54] | In nineteen ninety nine |
[00:58.75] | I also lost one testicle |
[01:01.37] | So all I have is a weird uni-ball |
[01:03.52] | And a rubber tube, between my legs |
[01:10.13] | But babe, I can love you in different ways |
[01:27.03] | I'll make love to you with the rubber tube |
[01:30.39] | That I use for urinating |
[01:33.70] | I'll just tape two Popsicle sticks around it |
[01:37.16] | Make it easier for penetrating |
[01:40.87] | And having only one ball |
[01:43.92] | Isn't always a bad thing |
[01:47.53] | It's like a pool ball in a pillow case |
[01:51.04] | It's like a cherry on a sundae |
[01:58.58] | |
[01:58.98] | I have no penis |
[02:02.50] | I have no cock |
[02:05.76] | If it looks like I have a ball |
[02:08.30] | Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock |
[02:12.78] | Girl, I know that you're afraid |
[02:14.67] | But I promise, baby, if you stay |
[02:18.54] | I'll put a cucumber in the microwave |
[02:23.81] | And babe, I will love you in different... |
[02:29.23] | ...ways |
[02:39.50] | Just because I don't have a cock |
[02:41.15] | it doesn't mean I can't rock |
[02:44.31] | Just because I don't have a cock |
[02:45.92] | it doesn't mean I can't rock |
[02:49.18] | Just because I don't have a cock |
[02:50.78] | it doesn't mean I can't rock |
[02:54.09] | Don't be fooled by my lack of a cock |
[02:55.74] | I'm still Johny from the block |
[02:59.05] | O-o-oh yeah |
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[00:13.14] | wǒ néng cóng nǐ de yǎn jīng lǐ kàn dào, wǒ de bǎo bèi |
[00:16.54] | nǐ xiàn zài hěn xiǎng bèi ài |
[00:20.35] | suǒ yǐ wǒ diǎn le xiē là zhú, dào le jiǔ |
[00:23.86] | lái ba, lái zuò zhè tǎn zi shàng |
[00:27.27] | dàn shì yǒu xiē shì wǒ bì xū gào sù nǐ, bǎo bèi |
[00:31.07] | zài wǒ men jìn yī bù fā zhǎn qián |
[00:34.93] | yǒu xiē guān yú wǒ de shì |
[00:37.64] | nǐ hái bù zhī dào |
[00:45.25] | wǒ mù yǒu xiǎo |
[00:48.68] | tā bèi chě diào le, 555 |
[00:52.04] | zài 1999 nián de |
[00:54.54] | nà chǎng zì xíng chē shì gù zhōng |
[00:58.75] | wǒ hái diū le yī kē dàn dàn |
[01:01.37] | suǒ yǐ wǒ xiàn zài zhǐ yǒu yí gè chǒu chǒu de dàn dàn |
[01:03.52] | hái yǒu yī tiáo xiàng pí guǎn, zài wǒ liǎng tuǐ zhī jiān |
[01:10.13] | dàn shì bǎo bèi, wǒ huì yòng lìng yī zhǒng fāng shì qù ài nǐ |
[01:27.03] | wǒ huì yòng xiàng pí guǎn hé nǐ ài ài |
[01:30.39] | wǒ kě shì yòng tā lái xū xū de ó |
[01:33.70] | wǒ yòng liǎng gēn bīng gùn de mù bàng bǎ tā gù dìng zhù |
[01:37.16] | zhè yàng jiù bǐ jiào róng yì jìn qù lóu |
[01:40.87] | ér qiě zhǐ yǒu yī kē dàn dàn de huà |
[01:43.92] | tā bìng bù zǒng shì yī jiàn huài shì |
[01:47.53] | tā jiù xiàng zhěn tou tào lǐ de xiǎo qiú |
[01:51.04] | tā jiù xiàng shèng dài shàng miàn dí yīng táo |
[01:58.58] | ' yīn wèi |
[01:58.98] | wǒ mù yǒu xiǎo |
[02:02.50] | wǒ méi yǒu xiāng cháng |
[02:05.76] | rú guǒ kàn qǐ lái xiàng yí gè qiú qiú |
[02:08.30] | nà shi yīn wèi wǒ sāi le wà zi jìn qù |
[02:12.78] | bǎo bèi, wǒ zhī dào nǐ kě néng huì hài pà |
[02:14.67] | dàn shì wǒ bǎo zhèng, rú guǒ bǎo bèi nǐ liú xià lái |
[02:18.54] | wǒ huì gěi nǐ hōng ài huáng guā ó |
[02:23.81] | bǎo bèi ér qiě wǒ ài nǐ, yòng lìng yī zhǒng |
[02:29.23] | fāng shì |
[02:39.50] | bù néng yīn wèi wǒ mù yǒu xiǎo |
[02:41.15] | jiù rèn wéi wǒ bù xíng |
[02:44.31] | bù néng yīn wèi wǒ mù yǒu xiǎo |
[02:45.92] | jiù rèn wéi wǒ bù xíng |
[02:49.18] | bù néng yīn wèi wǒ mù yǒu xiǎo |
[02:50.78] | jiù rèn wéi wǒ bù xíng |
[02:54.09] | bú yào bèi wǒ mù yǒu xiǎo zhè shì gěi piàn le |
[02:55.74] | wǒ yī rán hái shì jiē qū lái de Johny |
[02:59.05] | ó, yè! |