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Alright, dig it |
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Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action |
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But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction |
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The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me |
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My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L O C? |
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The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar |
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Havin' drinks with some no name chump |
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When they know that I'm the star |
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So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina |
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I asked the guy, \"Why you so fly?\" he said, \"Funky Cold Medina\" |
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This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks |
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Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick |
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It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac |
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A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap |
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So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg |
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Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me |
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And did the wild thing on my leg |
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He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner |
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But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina |
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You know what I'm sayin'? |
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I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door |
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I got Spuds McKenzie |
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Alex from Stroh's |
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They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal |
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I went up to this girl, she said, \"Hi, my name is Sheena\" |
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I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina |
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She said, \"I'd like a drink,\" I said, \"Ehm okay, I'll go get it\" |
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Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips |
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And I knew that she was with it |
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So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned |
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But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man |
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So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener |
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You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina |
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You know, ain't no plans with a man |
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This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies |
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Ya know? |
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Break it down |
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Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection |
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I took a shot as a contestant on, The Love Connection |
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The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner |
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I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner |
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She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin' |
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Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin' |
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I said, \"Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya\" |
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That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina |
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Ya, know what I'm sayin' |
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That Medina's a monster, y'all |