The Real Slim Shady (Album Version)

歌曲 The Real Slim Shady (Album Version)
歌手 Eminem
专辑 Much Dance 2001

歌词

[00:00.01] May I have your attention please
[00:01.94]
[00:02.88] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:05.60]
[00:06.50] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:11.21] We're going to have a problem here
[00:12.35] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:13.36]
[00:14.68] jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:17.38] started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:19.30] they first get divorced throwing her over furniture
[00:22.40] It's the return of the
[00:22.63] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:27.20] And Dr Dre said
[00:27.99] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement
[00:31.42] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:32.87] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:35.09] look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:37.76] limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:40.17] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:42.65] but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:44.73] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:46.96] but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:49.33] my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:52.40] and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:53.92] and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[00:56.23] and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[00:58.64] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[00:59.95] by the time they hit 4th grade
[01:01.92] they got the discovery channel don't they
[01:03.70] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:06.45] who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:08.22] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:10.18] then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:13.30] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:14.79] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:16.94] I'm Slim Shady
[01:17.75] Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:19.06] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:21.45] So won't the real Slim Shady
[01:22.65] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:26.06] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:27.08] Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:28.22] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:30.45] So won't the real Slim shady
[01:31.84] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:35.07] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Will Smith
[01:36.16]
[01:37.70] Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too
[01:39.92] You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:41.66] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:44.42] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[01:46.66] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:49.00] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:51.62] Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:53.70] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[01:55.65] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[01:58.25] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:00.38] yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[02:02.84] I should download her audio on mp3
[02:04.98] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D
[02:07.20] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:10.35] So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:12.43] And theres a million of us just like me
[02:14.16] Who cuss like me
[02:14.97] Who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:16.65] Who dress like me
[02:17.39] Walk talk and act like me
[02:18.83] It just might be the next best thing
[02:20.26] But not quite me
[02:21.24] I'm Slim Shady
[02:22.18] Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:23.34] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:25.90] So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:26.96] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:30.36] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:31.38] Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:32.49] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:35.02] So won't the real Slim shady
[02:36.19] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:39.39] I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:40.77] Cause I'm only giving you
[02:41.91] things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:44.31] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[02:47.08] And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:49.44] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:50.97] And whether you like to admit it
[02:52.49] I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[02:55.49] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
[02:57.70] Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:00.61] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[03:03.30] Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:05.09] But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:07.12] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:10.00] He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:12.01] Or in the parking lot circling
[03:13.90] screaming I don't give a fuck
[03:14.76] With his windows down and system up
[03:16.27] So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:18.63] and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:20.94] and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:23.25] and one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:25.49] Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:26.49] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:27.74] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:30.05] So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:31.29] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:34.69] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:35.73] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:36.95] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:39.23] So won't the real Slim shady
[03:40.47] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:43.88] I'm Slim Shady
[03:44.91] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:46.11] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:48.48] So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:49.76] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:53.09] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:54.26] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:55.28] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:57.42] So won't the real Slim shady
[03:58.82] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

歌词大意

[00:00.01] tīng hǎo le
[00:01.94]
[00:02.88] qǐng Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[00:05.60]
[00:06.50] wǒ zài shuō yī biàn, qǐng Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[00:11.21] kàn qǐ lái yǒu má fán le
[00:12.35] nǐ men kàn zhe dōu xiàng dì yī cì jiàn dào bái rén Rapper de yàng zi
[00:13.36]
[00:14.68] xià bā zháo dì, xiàng Pam nà yàng, kàn jiàn Tommy chōng jìn mén
[00:17.38] rán hòu bǐ yǐ qián gèng fēng kuáng de chōu tā de!
[00:19.30] tā men lí hūn le, Pam bǎ jiā jù rēng dé dào chù luàn fēi
[00:22.40] zhè bú shì XX de huí guī? a, bú duì, bù kě néng, nǐ kěn dìng zài kāi wán xiào
[00:22.63] a, bú duì, bù kě néng, nǐ kěn dìng zài kāi wán xiào
[00:27.20] rán hòu Dr. Dre shuō:""
[00:27.99] shén me dōu méi shuō! nǐ bèi shuǎ le, bèn dàn!
[00:31.42] nǚ quán zhǔ yì zhě dōu ài wǒ fǎn yǔ EM zǎo qī gē cí jiǎng de shén me Stan men dōu dǒng
[00:32.87] yīn wèi tā mǎn kǒu dōu shì nǚ rén rán ér shuō de shì Hoe, zhè lèi de 2333
[00:35.09] qiáo qiáo tā nà guǐ yàng zi, wǒ shòu gòu tā le zǒu lái zǒu qù zhuā zhe tā de XX... nǐ dǒng de...
[00:37.76] zhèng zài rě nù... nǐ zhī dào de...
[00:40.17] duì, wǒ gū jì wǒ nǎo dài lǐ jǐ kē luó sī dīng sōng le
[00:42.65] dàn shì bǐ qǐ nǐ bà mā zài wò shì lǐ fā shēng de shì qíng, dōu shì xiǎo wū jiàn dà wū
[00:44.73] yǒu shí hou, wǒ xiǎng zài diàn shì shàng shuō chū wǒ de xīn shēng, dàn shì wǒ bù néng zhè me zuò
[00:46.96] nǐ kàn, gàn yī tóu sǐ le de tuó lù duì yú Tom Green lái shuō shì hěn kù de
[00:49.33] kuài lái guì tiǎn
[00:52.40] rú guǒ wǒ xìng yùn de huà, wǒ cāi wǒ néng dé dào yí gè wěn
[00:53.92] yǐ shàng jiù shì wǒ men chuán shū gěi hái zi men de dōng xī
[00:56.23] rán hòu wǒ men què zhǐ wàng tā men bù zhī nǚ rén de yīn X shì shén me
[00:58.64] dàn tā men kěn dìng huì zhī dào shì shén me dōng xī
[00:59.95] yīn wèi dāng tā men shàng sì nián jí de shí hòu
[01:01.92] huì kàn Discovery Channel duì ma?
[01:03.70] wǒ men bù guò zhǐ shì bǔ rǔ lèi dòng wù bà le... ō bù, qí shí yǒu xiē shì shí rén zú
[01:06.45] tā men huì bǎ rén xiàng hā mì guā nà yàng zhǎn kāi
[01:08.22] dàn shì jì rán wǒ men kě yǐ gàn sǐ qù de líng yáng
[01:10.18] nà ràng liǎng gè nán rén sī bēn yě jiù méi shén me shuō tóu le
[01:13.30] rú guǒ nǐ hé wǒ de xiǎng fǎ yí yàng, wǒ yǒu yí gè bàn fǎ
[01:14.79] nǚ rén men, huī wǔ nǐ men de huī dòng qǐ lái, rán hòu yì qǐ lái hé chàng.......
[01:16.94] wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[01:17.75] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[01:19.06] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[01:21.45] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[01:22.65] zhàn qǐ lái
[01:26.06] wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[01:27.08] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[01:28.22] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[01:30.45] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[01:31.84] zhàn qǐ lái
[01:35.07] shuō tā zài gē lǐ miàn cóng lái bù bào cū kǒu
[01:36.16]
[01:37.70] bù guò wǒ huì bào, suǒ yǐ qù de
[01:39.92] nǐ rèn wéi wǒ huì tè bié zài hu gé lái měi jiǎng?
[01:41.66] nǐ men yīn yuè píng lùn jiā zhōng yī bàn yǐ shàng de gēn běn bù niǎo wǒ
[01:44.42] kě shì Slim, nǐ yíng le zěn me bàn, nà bú shì huì hěn qí guài?
[01:46.66] qí guài shén me? nà yàng nǐ men jiù kě yǐ piàn wǒ dào zhè lǐ?
[01:49.00] jiù kě yǐ, bǎ wǒ ān pái zuò zài bù lán nī páng biān?
[01:51.62] nà Christina Aguilera dé gēn wǒ huàn zuò wèi
[01:53.70] zhè yàng wǒ néng zuò zài Carson Daly hé Fred Durst páng biān
[01:55.65] rán hòu tīng tā men zhēng lùn Christina gèng xǐ huān shuí
[01:58.25] nǐ zhè, zài MTV shàng bǎ wǒ chè xià lái tòu tòu qì
[02:00.38] tā què shí hěn kě ài, bù guò tā yǐ jīng hé Kim jié hūn le, hēi hēi
[02:02.84] wǒ yīng gāi bǎ tā de gē xià dào MP3 shàng
[02:04.98] rán hòu xiù gěi shì jiè kàn tā rú hé gěi wǒ XX
[02:07.20] wǒ yǐ jīng hěn yàn fán nǐ men zhè bāng xiǎo pì hái men, nǐ men zhěng tiān jiù huì fán wǒ
[02:10.35] suǒ yǐ wǒ shì lái gǎo zá nǐ men de
[02:12.43] yīn wèi zhè shì jiè shang xiàng wǒ zhè yàng de rén yǒu qiān qiān wàn wàn
[02:14.16] xiàng wǒ zhè yàng bào cū kǒu
[02:14.97] xiàng wǒ yí yàng shà yě bù zài hu
[02:16.65] xiàng wǒ zhè yàng chuān zhe féi dà de HIPHOP yī fú
[02:17.39] xiàng wǒ zhè yàng jǔ zhǐ guài yì
[02:18.83]
[02:20.26] dàn yǒng yuǎn dōu bú huì shì wǒ!
[02:21.24] wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[02:22.18] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[02:23.34] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[02:25.90] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[02:26.96] zhàn qǐ lái
[02:30.36] wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[02:31.38] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[02:32.49] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[02:35.02] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[02:36.19] zhàn qǐ lái
[02:39.39] tīng wǒ shuō chàng shì yī zhǒng jīng shén xiǎng shòu
[02:40.77] yīn wèi zhǐ yǒu wǒ huì xiàng nǐ men xiàn shàng
[02:41.91] yī xiē nǐ hé nǐ de péng yǒu mén zài qǐn shì lǐ tou xiào huà de dōng xī
[02:44.31] wéi yī bù tóng de shì, wǒ zài nǐ men miàn qián yǒu zhǒng shuō chū lái
[02:47.08] ér qiě wǒ bù yòng yǎn shì
[02:49.44] wǒ zhǐ shì ná dào yí gè mài kè fēng qián, tǔ chū zhēn yán
[02:50.97] bù guǎn nǐ xǐ bù xǐ huān, wǒ dōu bǎ zhè tā dà shēng de chàng chū lái
[02:52.49] wǒ bǐ nǐ men qí tā 90 de shuō chàng gē shǒu dōu NB
[02:55.49] zhè jiù shì wèi shí me zhè bāng xiǎo hái mǎi wǒ de zhuān jí jiù xiàng yí yàng shàng yǐn
[02:57.70] zhēn huá jī, yīn wèi wǒ yǐ jīng 30 suì le
[03:00.61] ér qiě wǒ huì shì wéi yī yí gè zài hù shì fáng lǐ pào niū de rén
[03:03.30] niē nèi xiē hù shì de, rán hòu hé Jergens yí kuài ér dǎ shǒu qiāng
[03:05.09] kě shì yī zhěng dài zi de wěi gē dōu méi luǎn yòng
[03:07.12] qí shí chāo jí jù xīng kě néng jiù yǐn cáng zài wǒ men zhī zhōng
[03:10.00] tā kě néng zài hàn bǎo wáng gōng zuò, zài nǐ de yáng cōng quān shàng tǔ tán
[03:12.01] huò zhě zài yí gè tíng chē chǎng lǐ kāi zhe chē zhuàn quān
[03:13.90] jiào zhe" wǒ cái bù guǎn nà me duō!"
[03:14.76] rán hòu yáo xià chē chuāng
[03:16.27] suǒ yǐ qǐng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái ba
[03:18.63] bǎ zhōng zhǐ shù qǐ lái
[03:20.94] zài wèi zì jǐ de wán quán shī kòng jiāo ào bù yǐ
[03:23.25] yòng nǐ zuì xiǎng de shēng yīn zài lái yī cì, nà jù huà zěn me shuō de lái zhe
[03:25.49] wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[03:26.49] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[03:27.74] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[03:30.05] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[03:31.29] zhàn qǐ lái ba
[03:34.69] wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[03:35.73] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[03:36.95] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[03:39.23] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[03:40.47] zhàn qǐ lái a
[03:43.88] wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[03:44.91] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[03:46.11] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[03:48.48] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[03:49.76] zhàn qǐ lái yǐn bào quán chǎng
[03:53.09] yīn wèi wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[03:54.26] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[03:55.28] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[03:57.42] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[03:58.82] zhàn qǐ lái high bào quán chǎng!