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King Missile |
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Miscellaneous |
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Jesus Was Way Cool |
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Jesus Was Way Cool |
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King Missile _Mystical Shit_ Shimmy Disc |
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Jesus was way cool |
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Everybody liked Jesus |
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Everybody wanted to hang out with him |
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Anything he wanted to do, he did |
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He turned water into wine |
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And if he wanted to |
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He could have turned wheat into marijuana |
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Or sugar into cocaine |
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Or vitamin pills into amphetamines |
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He walked on the water |
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And swam on the land |
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He would tell these stories |
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And people would listen |
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He was really cool |
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If you were blind or lame |
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You just went to Jesus |
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And he would put his hands on you |
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And you would be healed |
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That's so cool |
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He could've played guitar better than Hendrix |
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He could've told the future |
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He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world |
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He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky |
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He could've danced better than Barishnikov |
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Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of |
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Jesus was way cool |
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He told people to eat his body and drink his blood |
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That's so cool |
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Jesus was so cool |
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But then some people got jealous of how cool he was |
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So they killed him |
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But then he rose from the dead |
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He rose from the dead, danced around |
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Then went up to heaven |
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I mean, that's so cool |
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Jesus was way cool |
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No wonder there are so many Christians |