| 歌曲 | The Modern Dance |
| 歌手 | Pere Ubu |
| 专辑 | 1234 - Punk and New Wave 1976-1979 |
| Down to the bus, into the town | |
| Our poor boy can't get around | |
| Eight fifty-five, down at the show | |
| She leaves early, he'll never know | |
| 'Cause our poor boy believes in chance | |
| He'll never get the modern dance | |
| Under the door there's an eye on the place | |
| He watches for the shadows race | |
| Watch real close, look real fast | |
| He's in touch, it'll never last | |
| 'Cause our poor boy believes in chance | |
| He'll never get the modern dance |