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Got out of bed wasn't feeling too good |
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With my wallet and my passport |
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A new pair of shoes |
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The sun is shining so I head for the park |
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With a bottle of Tequila |
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And a new pack of cigarettes |
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I got a cousin and she got a friend |
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Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help |
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At his apartment I knocked on the door |
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He wouldn't come out until he got paid |
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Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do |
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If they find out |
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You know that they'll never let me through |
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Cos it's no fun being an illegal alien |
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No it's no fun being an illegal alien |
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Down at the office had to fill out the forms |
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A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose |
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Up to the counter to see what they think |
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They said |
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'It doesn't count man, it ain't written in ink' |
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I don't trust anybody |
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Least not around here |
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Cos it's not fun being an illegal alien |
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I tell ya it's not fun being an illegal alien |
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No no no no no it's not fun being an illegal alien |
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(I mean it when I tell ya that) |
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It's no fun being an illegal alien |
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An illegal alien, O.K. |
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Consideration for your fellow man |
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Would not hurt anybody |
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It sure fits in with my plan |
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Over the border |
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There lies the promised land |
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Where everything comes easy |
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You just hold out your hand |
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Keep your suspicions |
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I've seen that look before |
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But I ain't done nothing wrong now |
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Is that such a surprise |
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But I've got a sister |
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Who'd be willing to oblige |
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She will do anything now |
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To help me get to the outside |
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So don't tell anybody what I wanna do |
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If they find out |
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You know that they'll never let me through |
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Because it's no fun being an illegal alien |
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I tell ya it's no fun being an illegal alien |
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(And it's getting me down) |
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It's no fun being an illegal alien |
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No no no no no It's no fun being an illegal alien |
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It's no fun being an illegal alien... |
