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Hey everybody, did the news get around |
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About a guy named Butcher Pete |
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Oh, Pete just flew into this town |
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And he's choppin' up all the women's meat |
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He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' |
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He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' |
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He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' |
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He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat |
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Butcher Pete's got a long sharp knife |
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He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop |
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All you fellows gotta watch your wifes |
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Cause Pete don't care who's meat he chops |
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Ever since Peter flew into town |
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He's been havin' a ball |
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Just cuttin' and choppin' for miles around |
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Single women, married women, old maids and all |
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Wakes up in the morning, half past five |
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Chops from sunrise to sunset |
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I don't see how he stays alive |
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Meat's gonna be the death of ole Pete, yeah |
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The police put Pete in jail |
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Yes, he finally met his faith |
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But when they came to pay his bail |
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They found him choppin' up his cell mate |
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That Butcher Pete is a crazy man |
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Tries to chop down the wind and the rain |
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Just hacks on anything he can get |
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Say, turn this record over, you ain't heard nothing yet |
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Well, they let ole Pete out of the jail |
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He went back to his store |
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All the women who payed his bail |
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Were waitin' on Pete to chop some more |
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There's an old woman, who's ninety-two |
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Lives down the street |
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She said, one thing more I wanna do |
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Is find ole Pete and let him chop my meat |
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Pete went to church one Sunday night |
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He gave the preacher a fit |
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That crazy Pete started a fight |
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When he went hackin' on the pulpit |
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Well, they put him in jail again |
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They tried to give him life |
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Pete beat the case, he pleaded insane |
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They gave him back his same ole knife |
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Well, he got out of jail on Sunday night |
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Monday he tightened his grip |
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He started to China to see the sites |
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Went nuts again and chopped up the ship |
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Brought ole Pete back to town |
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To electrocute him there |
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But Pete was crazy like a clown |
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He chopped down that electric chair |
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He's a maniac! |
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He don't do nothin' but hackin' |
