| 歌曲 | Kick in the Pants |
| 歌手 | Andy Kaufman |
| 专辑 | Andy and His Grandmother |
| [00:00.68] | - I think you straighten up a little bit. |
| [00:02.20] | I think you should… |
| [00:02.85] | I think you should look at yourself in mirror sometimes and say "Look . |
| [00:06.95] | What am i doing? Why… why am i this way?". |
| [00:09.45] | You know you need…you know you need a kick in the ass once in a while. |
| [00:13.63] | And lately you-you-you really need it, I worry… and I worry about you. |
| [00:19.02] | Maybe it's all a goof and you're just goofing when you're acting this way . |
| [00:23.34] | I don't know why you're doing it and it's not healthy. |
| [00:26.13] | It's not right. Not that I'm saying you don't have it together. |
| [00:29.98] | I'm sure you do. You're… you're a genius and you really are. |
| [00:36.13] | You're a genius. |
| [00:38.02] | - Yeah, I know. |
| [00:39.60] | - But… |
| [00:40.04] | - The reason I can say I know is because when the word genius is not something that is individually. |
| [00:47.10] | You know, that it's not anything individual necessarily, takes credit for. |
| [00:52.23] | Do you know what I mean? |
| [00:54.05] | If a person is indeed a genius, then that geniusness has been given to him as a gift. |
| [01:01.42] | So, it's not as if it's something that I have done. |
| [01:06.59] | That's why I have been able to say "I know" instead of "thank you". |
| [01:07.91] | Because if I was saying "thank you" that would mean I would be taking credit for it. |
| [01:11.33] | It's that I say "I know" because I know that I've got the gift... genius. |
| [01:20.72] | - That's very nice. |
| [01:20.72] | - That's… |
| [01:20.72] | - It's very nice. |
| [01:20.72] | - Really? |
| [01:20.72] | - Really. |
| [01:20.72] | - Do you know nice smart? |
| [01:20.72] |
| [00:00.68] | I think you straighten up a little bit. |
| [00:02.20] | I think you should |
| [00:02.85] | I think you should look at yourself in mirror sometimes and say " Look . |
| [00:06.95] | What am i doing? Why why am i this way?". |
| [00:09.45] | You know you need you know you need a kick in the ass once in a while. |
| [00:13.63] | And lately youyouyou really need it, I worry and I worry about you. |
| [00:19.02] | Maybe it' s all a goof and you' re just goofing when you' re acting this way . |
| [00:23.34] | I don' t know why you' re doing it and it' s not healthy. |
| [00:26.13] | It' s not right. Not that I' m saying you don' t have it together. |
| [00:29.98] | I' m sure you do. You' re you' re a genius and you really are. |
| [00:36.13] | You' re a genius. |
| [00:38.02] | Yeah, I know. |
| [00:39.60] | But |
| [00:40.04] | The reason I can say I know is because when the word genius is not something that is individually. |
| [00:47.10] | You know, that it' s not anything individual necessarily, takes credit for. |
| [00:52.23] | Do you know what I mean? |
| [00:54.05] | If a person is indeed a genius, then that geniusness has been given to him as a gift. |
| [01:01.42] | So, it' s not as if it' s something that I have done. |
| [01:06.59] | That' s why I have been able to say " I know" instead of " thank you". |
| [01:07.91] | Because if I was saying " thank you" that would mean I would be taking credit for it. |
| [01:11.33] | It' s that I say " I know" because I know that I' ve got the gift... genius. |
| [01:20.72] | That' s very nice. |
| [01:20.72] | That' s |
| [01:20.72] | It' s very nice. |
| [01:20.72] | Really? |
| [01:20.72] | Really. |
| [01:20.72] | Do you know nice smart? |
| [01:20.72] |
| [00:00.68] | wǒ jué de nǐ yīng gāi zhí qǐ shēn lái |
| [00:02.20] | wǒ xiǎng nǐ yīng gāi... |
| [00:02.85] | wǒ jué de nǐ zuì hǎo zài zhào jìng zi de shí hòu duì zì jǐ shuō |
| [00:06.95] | " kàn, wǒ zài zuò shí mǒ? wǒ wèi shí me huì zhè yàng?" |
| [00:09.45] | nǐ zhī dào de... nǐ zhī dào yǒu shí hou xū yào ǒu ěr bèi tī yī xià |
| [00:13.63] | nǐ zhēn de... nǐ zhēn de xū yào tā.. wǒ zhēn wèi nǐ gǎn dào dān xīn |
| [00:19.02] | yě xǔ nǐ zhǐ shì xiǎng hùn hùn rì zi dàn dāng nǐ zhè yàng zuò shí qí shí nǐ zǎo jiù àn nà bú zhù zì jǐ le |
| [00:23.34] | wǒ bù míng bái nǐ wèi shí me yào shāng hài zì jǐ |
| [00:26.13] | zhè shì cuò wù de wǒ yīng gāi zǔ zhǐ nǐ cái duì de |
| [00:29.98] | wǒ zhī dào nǐ zhè yàng zuò le nǐ zhēn shì gè tiān cái |
| [00:36.13] | bù dé bù shuō nǐ zhēn shì gè tiān cái |
| [00:38.02] | shì de wǒ zhī dào |
| [00:39.60] | dàn shì... |
| [00:40.04] | wǒ zhī dào tiān cái zhè gè cí bù zhǐ yí gè yì sī |
| [00:47.10] | nǐ zhī dào de zhè bú shì shén me bì yào de shì qíng zì xìn diǎn ba |
| [00:52.23] | nǐ dǒng wǒ de yì sī ma |
| [00:54.05] | rú guǒ yí ge rén què shí shì gè tiān cái nà me zhè zhǒng xìng yùn jiù shì shàng dì cì yǔ tā de lǐ wù |
| [01:01.42] | suǒ yǐ zhè bìng bù xiàng wǒ nà yàng |
| [01:06.59] | zhè jiù shì wèi shí me wǒ shuō" wǒ zhī dào le" ér bú shì shuō" xiè xiè nǐ" |
| [01:07.91] | yīn wèi rú guǒ wǒ shuō le" xiè xiè nǐ" zhè jiù yì wèi zhe wǒ duì zì jǐ hěn yǒu xìn xīn |
| [01:11.33] | wǒ shuō" wǒ zhī dào" shì yīn wèi wǒ zhī dào.. wǒ dé dào le zhè zhǒng shǎng cì... tiān cái de shǎng cì |
| [01:20.72] | zhè hěn hǎo a |
| [01:20.72] | ... |
| [01:20.72] | dāng rán shì fēi cháng bù cuò le |
| [01:20.72] | zhēn de ma |
| [01:20.72] | qiān zhēn wàn què |
| [01:20.72] | nǐ néng tǐ huì zhè zhǒng gǎn jué ma? |