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The stalker |
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Yeah, the stalker |
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I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (repeat) |
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So I'm grippin' this old piece of shit, right |
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Here's this smoochie-poo at the stop light |
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How's about date? |
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2 tickets for the circus, pick ya up at 8 |
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Fuck no, you're loser |
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Yeah, but I'll stick my boot up your ass |
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But I ain't naggin' |
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To the next light in my pink volkswagon |
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Oh, excuse me ho, I'm Violent J act like ya know |
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Violent J the country singer? |
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No, Violent J the southwest gangstaro |
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And the bitch was gone (awww) |
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And I followed her home (aaahhh!) |
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Cause I got it goin on (hooo!) |
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And I'm in the haugh (yup) |
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Parked in a spot good enough to hawk her |
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Things you do when you's a stalker |
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"So what happened?" |
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"Well I really don't like to talk |
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About it but he ruined my life |
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I mean he was everywhere, everywhere I went" |
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The stalker |
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I think that ditso likes me, yeah |
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She tells you to fuck off with such class |
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I think that ditso likes me |
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Yeah go on and get that ass! |
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Well the stalker, stalks his target |
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Just happened to see her at the supermarket |
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Oh, hi, hey, that peanut butter sucks |
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You would like Jiffy but it ain't got no nuts |
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Why don't ya try these |
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She ran away scared and I'm starin at her butt cheeks |
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Cause I know she love me |
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She wanna tease and tease n rub and dub me |
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"Hello?" |
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"Hi, it's me" |
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"Hello?" |
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"You love me" |
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"Hello?" |
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"I love you" |
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"Hello? Hello?" |
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Biggitty-bi boo |
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I'm back in the stone brick house |
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Candle light dinner and some mexican chow, |
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Yo I know she gonna show up |
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Tick tock tick tock no luck |
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Peep through her window jack off in the backyard |
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Somebody pulled a jokers card |
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And you know when jokers caught ya |
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Things you do when you's a stalker |
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"Are you ok?" |
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"I don't know, because I know he'll be back he always comes back |
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I'll never be able to lead a normal life again" "It's okay" |
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The stalker |
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I think that ditso likes me yeah |
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She tells you to fuck off with such class |
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Said I think that ditso likes me |
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Yeah, go on and get that ass! |
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I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (hoochie coochie hoochie) |
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I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie hoochie) |
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I've been honkin for about 2 weeks |
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And I ain't even got a fuckin kiss on the cheek |
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She's with some fuck face |
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I'm gonna put that college boy in a neck brace |
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I've gotta just chill |
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She loves me lots and that's for real |
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That night I snuck in the back door |
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With a bucket of chicken and bottle of Faygo |
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Tip-toe tip-toe creepin cause I know my baby sleepin |
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Snuck in the bedroom looked through aaahhh!! |
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She stuck me in the eye with a broom |
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.....Pulled it out |
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Popped my eye back in and I can't find her |
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Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room |
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Ran through the bathroom, gotta take a doo |
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Now I stress, pullin out my hair |
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I think I heard that bitch upstairs |
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Up the steps, wicked clown, then I hear a clickin |
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sound |
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Honey is that you? |
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How's bout a kissie smoochie poo |
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Her daddy's gun to my nugget |
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Never liked the bitch anyway, fuck it |
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"What'd you do?" |
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"I tried run but he was always right there just ahead of me. |
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He would always catch me and hurt me" |
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I think that ditso likes me yeah |
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She tells you to fuck off with suck class |
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I think that ditso likes me |
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Yeah, go on and get that ass (5x) |
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I also like to blow holes into the heads of rednecks |
