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Primus |
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Tales From The Punchbowl |
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Wynona's Big Brown Beaver |
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Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver |
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and she shows him off to all her friends |
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One day you know that beaver tried to leave her |
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so she caged him up with cyclone fence |
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Along came Lou with the old baboon |
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and said "Recognize that smell?" |
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"Smells like Seven Layers, |
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that beaver eats Taco Bell." |
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Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans |
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and he traveled with the carnival shows |
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He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars |
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and he candied up his nose |
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He got wind of the big brown beaver |
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so he thought he'd take himself a peek |
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But the beaver was quick |
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and grabbed him by the kiwis |
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Now he ain't pissed for a week |
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(and a half) |
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Now Wynona took her big brown beaver |
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and she stuck him up in the air |
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said "I sure do love this big brown beaver |
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and I wish I did have a pair." |
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Now the beaver once slept for seven days |
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and it gave us all an awful fright |
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So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch |
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and the bastard tried to bite me |
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Wynona loved her big brown beaver |
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and she stroked him all the time |
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She pricked her finger one day and it |
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occurred to her she might have a porcupine |