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grandma got runover by a reindeer |
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walking home from our house christmas eve |
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you could say theres no such thing as santa |
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but as for me and grandpa we believe |
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she'd been drinking too much egg nog |
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and we begged her not to go |
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but she forgot her medication |
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and she staggered out the door into the snow |
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when we found her the Christmas morning |
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at the scene of the attack |
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she had hoofprints on her fore head |
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and incriminating claws marks on her back |
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grandma got runover by a reindeer |
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walking home from our house christmas eve |
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you could say theres no such thing as santa |
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but as for me and grandpa we believe |
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now we're all so proud of grandpa |
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he's been taking this so well |
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see him in there watching football |
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drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Nel |
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its not christmas without grandma |
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all the family's dressed in black |
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and we just cant help but wonder |
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should we open up her gifts or send them back? |
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(send them back!) |
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grandma got runover by a reindeer |
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walking home from our house christmas eve |
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you could say theres no such thing as santa |
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but as for me and grandpa we believe |
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now the goose is on the table |
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and the pudding made of fig (ah!) |
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and the blue and silver candles |
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that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig |
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i've warned all our friends and neighbours |
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better watch out for yourselves |
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they should never give a license |
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to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves |
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grandma got runover by a reindeer |
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walking home from our house christmas eve |
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you could say theres no such thing as santa |
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but as for me and grandpa we believe |
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(sing it grandpa!) |
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grandma got runover by a reindeer |
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walking home from our house christmas eve |
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you could say theres no such thing as santa |
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but as for me and grandpa we believe |
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(Merry Christmas!) |