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I was tired of my lady |
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We'd been together to long |
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Like a warn out recording of a favorite song |
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So while she lay there sleeping |
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I read the paper in bed |
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And in the personal columns |
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There was this letter I read |
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If you like pina colada's |
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And gettin' caught in the rain |
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If your not into yoga |
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If you have half a brain |
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If you like making love at midnight |
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In the dunes on the cape |
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I'm the love that you've looked for |
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Write to me and escape |
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I didn't think about my lady |
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I know that sounds kinda mean |
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But me and my old lady |
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Had fallen into the same old dull routine |
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So I wrote to the paper |
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Took out a personal ad |
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And though I'm nobody's poet |
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I thought it wasn't half bad |
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Yes I like pina colada's |
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And gettin' caught in the rain |
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I'm not much into health food |
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I am into champagne |
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I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon |
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And cut through all this red tape |
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At a bar called o'malley's |
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Where we'll plan our escape |
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So I waited with high hopes |
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And she walked in the place |
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I knew her smile in an instant |
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I knew the curve of her face |
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It was my own lovely lady |
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And she said oh its you |
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Then we laughed for a moment |
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And I said I never knew that you like pina colada's |
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And gettin' caught in the rain |
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And the feel of the ocean |
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And the taste of champagne |
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If you like making love at midnight |
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In the dunes on the cape |
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Your the lady I've looked for |
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Come with me and escape |
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If you like pina colada |
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And gettin' caught in the rain |
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If your not into yoga |
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If you have half a brain |
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If you like making love at midnight |
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In the dunes on the cape |
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I'm the love that you've looked for |
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Write to me and escape |
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Yes I like pina colada's |
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Gettin' caught in the rain |
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I'm not much into health food |
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I am into champagne |
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I got to meet you by tomorrow noon |
