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I like your mother |
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I like your brother |
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I like you |
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And you like me too |
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We'll get a preacher |
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I'll buy a ring |
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We'll hire a band |
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With an accordion |
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A violin |
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And a tenor who can sing |
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You and me you and me, baby |
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You and me you and me you and me, baby |
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You and me you and me you and me, baby |
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You and me you and me you and me, baby |
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We'll have a kid |
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Or maybe we'll rent one |
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He's got to be straight |
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We don't want a bent one |
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He'll drink his baby brew |
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From a big brass cup |
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Someday he may be president |
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If things loosen up |
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You and me you and me, baby |
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You and me you and me you and me, baby |
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You and me you and me you and me, baby |
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You and me you and me you and me, baby |
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I'll take the train into the city ev'ry mornin' |
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You may be plain - I think you're pretty in the mornin' |
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And some nights we'll go out dancin' |
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If I am not too tired |
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Some nights we'll sit romancin' |
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Watching the Late Show by the fire |
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When our kids are grown |
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With kids of their own |
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They'll send us away |
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To a little home in Florida |
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We'll play checkers all day |
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Until we pass away |
