歌曲 | ゆっこのギャグ百连発 |
歌手 | 本多真梨子 |
专辑 | ゆっこのスラマッパギだよ人生は |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.00] | 作曲 : 前山田健一 |
[00:01.00] | 作词 : 前山田健一 |
[00:20.84] | 磨き上げた ギャグスキル |
[00:24.09] | 今こそ 披露するとき |
[00:27.38] | 宿题も お勉强も 犠牲にして してきたんだ |
[00:34.73] | 腹が よじれたところで 责任なんて もてない |
[00:41.19] | さあ みんな 覚悟してね… いくぜー!!!! |
[00:47.73] | あまりの猛暑に だつもうしょう! |
[00:49.43] | ムカデがムカッデくる! |
[00:51.14] | 防空壕で 仆? GO! |
[00:52.85] | 谷が喜んだ!! やったに!! |
[00:54.53] | 私マスカラ 付けてマスカラ!! |
[00:56.32] | 车が来るまで坊や游ぼうや!! |
[00:57.95] | 盲肠になってもう超最悪! |
[00:59.79] | オットセイを崖から落っとせぃ! |
[01:01.59] | 坊ちゃんが池にぼっちゃん! |
[01:03.17] | 猫がキャッと惊いた! |
[01:04.80] | レンガはやれんが岩ならいーわ! |
[01:06.65] | 野口英世の愚痴ひでーよ |
[01:08.35] | 中国のハエはちゅごくはえー |
[01:10.04] | ようかん食べる时は、ようかんでな… |
[01:11.86] | お父さんを通さん! |
[01:13.55] | コンドルが地面にめり込んどる |
[01:15.19] | OH!! ノーリアクション! |
[01:18.82] | なんで なんで!? |
[01:21.81] | 闻いてますか? 爆笑爆弾 |
[01:28.77] | スーパーウルトラグレートデリシャスワンダフル |
[01:31.64] | 能面!! |
[01:34.83] | |
[01:35.19] | お愿い 笑って 笑ってくださいよぉ! |
[01:41.62] | 夜なべして 考えてきた 珠玉の 名作 |
[01:48.61] | 微笑み 下さい ほほえんでください! |
[01:55.26] | これじゃ 私が まるで スベったみたいじゃん!! |
[02:03.84] | |
[02:10.57] | 今までのことは きっと |
[02:13.60] | はくちゅーむの ひとつでしょ |
[02:17.01] | こんなに おもしろい ギャグ |
[02:20.65] | 攻撃力 80000! |
[02:24.36] | 皆様 ご清聴ください 强烈なやつ お见舞い |
[02:30.82] | 「地理の予习は バっちり!」 …あじゃぱー |
[02:37.60] | コーディネートはこうでねーと! |
[02:39.24] | モンブランの上に変なもんぶら~ん! |
[02:40.90] | チャイナにいっチャイナ! |
[02:42.71] | 下手なシャレはやめなシャレ…。 |
[02:44.35] | 教授の仕事は今日中に |
[02:46.01] | ウィスキーどのくらうぃ好きー? |
[02:47.73] | この鸟肉、取りにく~い |
[02:49.46] | ド素人なのにどうしろうと? |
[02:51.24] | トイレに行っといれ |
[02:52.88] | 惑星は臭ぇ。木星も臭ぇ。 |
[02:54.58] | 獣の渍け物 |
[02:56.28] | モノレールにもう乗れーる |
[02:58.02] | うめソーダがうめーそーだ。 |
[02:59.68] | サバンナでのさばんな!! |
[03:01.44] | 「ワイヤーが切れそう!」「わー! 嫌ーっ!」 |
[03:03.26] | イクラはいくら |
[03:04.68] | お愿い 笑って 笑ってくださいよぉ! |
[03:10.63] | このままじゃ 耻ずかしすぎて ぶらりひとり旅 |
[03:17.67] | 微笑み 下さい ほほえんでください! |
[03:24.32] | だけど まだ あきらめない |
[03:28.41] | つぎつぎ いきましょー!! |
[03:32.16] | アイスでも食う? あーいいっすねー |
[03:34.13] | カーテンには胜てーん! |
[03:35.63] | 塩をかけたらしおれた。 |
[03:37.49] | タイヤがパンクして、リ タイヤ |
[03:39.17] | 太阳に当たった痛いよー |
[03:40.89] | 内蔵がないぞうとは、いわせないぞう |
[03:42.55] | ニューヨークの温泉に入浴 |
[03:44.29] | 白菜を食べると歯臭い |
[03:46.08] | バイキングでバイキン食う |
[03:47.73] | 母が笑った「ハハハハ…。」 |
[03:49.38] | 北海道のほっカイロ |
[03:51.12] | 妖怪にようかい? |
[03:52.75] | 薬草を焼くぞー |
[03:54.47] | 山があっても山梨県 |
[03:56.25] | ふとんが ふっとんだ!! |
[03:58.08] | ぶどうも ふっとんだ!!! ブドォーーーーン |
[04:03.59] | |
[04:05.00] | 终わり |
[04:08.00] |
[00:00.00] | zuo qu : qian shan tian jian yi |
[00:01.00] | zuo ci : qian shan tian jian yi |
[00:20.84] | mo shang |
[00:24.09] | jin pi lu |
[00:27.38] | su ti mian qiang xi sheng |
[00:34.73] | fu ze ren |
[00:41.19] | jue wu !!!! |
[00:47.73] | meng shu ! |
[00:49.43] | ! |
[00:51.14] | fang kong hao pu? GO! |
[00:52.85] | gu xi!! !! |
[00:54.53] | si fu!! |
[00:56.32] | che lai fang you!! |
[00:57.95] | mang chang chao zui e! |
[00:59.79] | ya luo! |
[01:01.59] | fang chi! |
[01:03.17] | mao jing! |
[01:04.80] | yan! |
[01:06.65] | ye kou ying shi yu chi |
[01:08.35] | zhong guo |
[01:10.04] | shi shi |
[01:11.86] | fu tong! |
[01:13.55] | di mian ru |
[01:15.19] | OH!! ! |
[01:18.82] | !? |
[01:21.81] | wen? bao xiao bao dan |
[01:28.77] | |
[01:31.64] | neng mian!! |
[01:34.83] | |
[01:35.19] | yuan xiao xiao! |
[01:41.62] | ye kao zhu yu ming zuo |
[01:48.61] | wei xiao xia ! |
[01:55.26] | si !! |
[02:03.84] | |
[02:10.57] | jin |
[02:13.60] | |
[02:17.01] | |
[02:20.65] | gong ji li 80000! |
[02:24.36] | jie yang qing ting qiang lie jian wu |
[02:30.82] | di li yu xi ! |
[02:37.60] | ! |
[02:39.24] | shang bian! |
[02:40.90] | ! |
[02:42.71] | xia shou. |
[02:44.35] | jiao shou shi shi jin ri zhong |
[02:46.01] | hao? |
[02:47.73] | niao rou qu |
[02:49.46] | su ren? |
[02:51.24] | |
[02:52.88] | huo xing chou. mu xing chou. |
[02:54.58] | shou zi wu |
[02:56.28] | cheng |
[02:58.02] | . |
[02:59.68] | !! |
[03:01.44] | qie!! xian! |
[03:03.26] | |
[03:04.68] | yuan xiao xiao! |
[03:10.63] | chi lv |
[03:17.67] | wei xiao xia ! |
[03:24.32] | |
[03:28.41] | !! |
[03:32.16] | shi? |
[03:34.13] | sheng! |
[03:35.63] | yan. |
[03:37.49] | |
[03:39.17] | tai yang dang tong |
[03:40.89] | nei zang |
[03:42.55] | wen quan ru yu |
[03:44.29] | bai cai shi chi chou |
[03:46.08] | shi |
[03:47.73] | mu xiao. |
[03:49.38] | bei hai dao |
[03:51.12] | yao guai? |
[03:52.75] | yao cao shao |
[03:54.47] | shan shan li xian |
[03:56.25] | !! |
[03:58.08] | !!! |
[04:03.59] | |
[04:05.00] | zhong |
[04:08.00] |
[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : qián shān tián jiàn yī |
[00:01.00] | zuò cí : qián shān tián jiàn yī |
[00:20.84] | mó shàng |
[00:24.09] | jīn pī lù |
[00:27.38] | sù tí miǎn qiǎng xi shēng |
[00:34.73] | fù zé rèn |
[00:41.19] | jué wù !!!! |
[00:47.73] | měng shǔ ! |
[00:49.43] | ! |
[00:51.14] | fáng kōng háo pū? GO! |
[00:52.85] | gǔ xǐ!! !! |
[00:54.53] | sī fù!! |
[00:56.32] | chē lái fāng yóu!! |
[00:57.95] | máng cháng chāo zuì è! |
[00:59.79] | yá luò! |
[01:01.59] | fāng chí! |
[01:03.17] | māo jīng! |
[01:04.80] | yán! |
[01:06.65] | yě kǒu yīng shì yú chī |
[01:08.35] | zhōng guó |
[01:10.04] | shí shí |
[01:11.86] | fù tōng! |
[01:13.55] | dì miàn ru |
[01:15.19] | OH!! ! |
[01:18.82] | !? |
[01:21.81] | wén? bào xiào bào dàn |
[01:28.77] | |
[01:31.64] | néng miàn!! |
[01:34.83] | |
[01:35.19] | yuàn xiào xiào! |
[01:41.62] | yè kǎo zhū yù míng zuò |
[01:48.61] | wēi xiào xià ! |
[01:55.26] | sī !! |
[02:03.84] | |
[02:10.57] | jīn |
[02:13.60] | |
[02:17.01] | |
[02:20.65] | gōng jí lì 80000! |
[02:24.36] | jiē yàng qīng tīng qiáng liè jiàn wǔ |
[02:30.82] | dì lǐ yǔ xí ! |
[02:37.60] | ! |
[02:39.24] | shàng biàn! |
[02:40.90] | ! |
[02:42.71] | xià shǒu. |
[02:44.35] | jiào shòu shì shì jīn rì zhōng |
[02:46.01] | hǎo? |
[02:47.73] | niǎo ròu qǔ |
[02:49.46] | sù rén? |
[02:51.24] | xíng |
[02:52.88] | huò xīng chòu. mù xīng chòu. |
[02:54.58] | shou zì wù |
[02:56.28] | chéng |
[02:58.02] | . |
[02:59.68] | !! |
[03:01.44] | qiè!! xián! |
[03:03.26] | |
[03:04.68] | yuàn xiào xiào! |
[03:10.63] | chǐ lǚ |
[03:17.67] | wēi xiào xià ! |
[03:24.32] | |
[03:28.41] | !! |
[03:32.16] | shí? |
[03:34.13] | shèng! |
[03:35.63] | yán. |
[03:37.49] | |
[03:39.17] | tài yáng dāng tòng |
[03:40.89] | nèi zāng |
[03:42.55] | wēn quán rù yù |
[03:44.29] | bái cài shí chǐ chòu |
[03:46.08] | shí |
[03:47.73] | mǔ xiào. |
[03:49.38] | běi hǎi dào |
[03:51.12] | yāo guài? |
[03:52.75] | yào cǎo shāo |
[03:54.47] | shān shān lí xiàn |
[03:56.25] | !! |
[03:58.08] | !!! |
[04:03.59] | |
[04:05.00] | zhōng |
[04:08.00] |
[00:20.84] | 努力磨练笑话的技能 |
[00:24.09] | 只为等待今天的表演 |
[00:27.38] | 牺牲了写作业与读书的时间 |
[00:34.73] | 笑到肚子抽筋我不负责哦 |
[00:41.19] | 大家做好觉悟吧……要开始啦! |
[00:47.73] | (因为酷暑患上了脱毛症!) |
[00:49.43] | (蜈蚣真让人讨厌!) |
[00:51.14] | (我在防空洞?GO!) |
[00:52.85] | (谷很高兴的说!我是山谷!) |
[00:54.53] | (因为是我所以涂了睫毛膏!) |
[00:56.32] | (小男孩玩到了车子来为止!) |
[00:57.95] | (盲肠什么的最讨厌了!) |
[00:59.79] | (海狗从悬崖上摔下来了!) |
[01:01.59] | (男孩掉进池子里了!) |
[01:03.17] | (猫有这么多钱 吓!) |
[01:04.80] | (砖头不想碎就该学岩石!) |
[01:06.65] | (野口英世的牢骚好过分) |
[01:08.35] | (中国的苍蝇是究极苍蝇) |
[01:10.04] | (羊羹还是应该在洋楼吃……) |
[01:11.86] | (父亲大人要通过了!) |
[01:13.55] | (安第斯鹰冲进了地面) |
[01:15.19] | OH!居然没反应! |
[01:18.82] | 怎么会 怎么会 |
[01:21.81] | 没听到爆笑爆弹吗? |
[01:28.77] | Super ultra great delicious wonderful |
[01:31.64] | 面无表情! |
[01:35.19] | 拜托了 笑吧 笑一下吧! |
[01:41.62] | 这都是我日夜想出的字字珠玑的名作啊 |
[01:48.61] | 请微笑吧 哪怕微笑也好啊! |
[01:55.26] | 这样不就相当于白说了嘛! |
[02:10.57] | 刚刚发生的那些事 |
[02:13.60] | 一定是我的幻觉对吧 |
[02:17.01] | 这么有趣的笑话 |
[02:20.65] | 战斗力有八万! |
[02:24.36] | 各位请细听 好戏还在后头 |
[02:30.82] | 「地理的预习 嗯!」……啊?! |
[02:37.60] | (协调氖的术语!) |
[02:39.24] | (勃朗峰上有奇怪的胸罩!) |
[02:40.90] | (瓷器到了中国!) |
[02:42.71] | (シャレ请别说不好笑的笑话……) |
[02:44.35] | (教授从来今日事今日毕) |
[02:46.01] | (边滑雪边喝威士忌) |
[02:47.73] | (这鸟肉真难拿到……呼) |
[02:49.46] | (外行怎么脱离外行的水准啊?) |
[02:51.24] | (要去厕所) |
[02:52.88] | (星星好臭。木星也好臭。) |
[02:54.58] | (怪兽腌渍了怪兽) |
[02:56.28] | (在乘坐单轨) |
[02:58.02] | (梅子苏打很好喝的说。) |
[02:59.68] | (萨凡纳的大草原!) |
[03:01.44] | (「可能切成丝了!」「讨厌!」) |
[03:03.26] | (鲑鱼子多少钱) |
[03:04.68] | 拜托了 笑吧 笑一下吧! |
[03:10.63] | 这样的事情 真丢脸 想出走了 |
[03:17.67] | 请微笑吧 哪怕微笑也好啊! |
[03:24.32] | 但是我还没有放弃 |
[03:28.41] | 接连不断的要上了! |
[03:32.16] | (要吃冰吗?不错的说) |
[03:34.13] | (窗帘可赢不了哦!) |
[03:35.63] | (撒了盐就枯萎了) |
[03:37.49] | (轮胎被刺破了就退休吧) |
[03:39.17] | (太阳晒得好痛啊) |
[03:40.89] | (内置了一头大象 这不是说象哦) |
[03:42.55] | (泡纽约的温泉) |
[03:44.29] | (吃了白菜会得口臭) |
[03:46.08] | (吃了维京的病菌) |
[03:47.73] | (母亲笑道「哈哈哈哈……」) |
[03:49.38] | (北海道的怀炉) |
[03:51.12] | (妖怪溶解了?) |
[03:52.75] | (要去烧药草了) |
[03:54.47] | (山梨县有山) |
[03:56.25] | (蒲团飘走了!) |
[03:58.08] | (葡萄飘走了!葡萄啊) |
[04:05.00] |