ゆっこのギャグ百连発 (off vocal) 歌词
| 歌曲 | ゆっこのギャグ百连発 (off vocal) |
| 歌手 | 本多真梨子 |
| 专辑 | ゆっこのスラマッパギだよ人生は |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [ti:ゆっこのギャグ百连発] | |
| [ar:本多真梨子] | |
| [00:00.802] | 在天气这麼好的日子 |
| [00:02.682] | 要不要买个数字键盘呢？ |
| [00:05.591] | ...咦咦！？ |
| [00:07.624] | CV ：本多真梨子 |
| [00:21.485] | 磨练已久的笑话技能 |
| [00:25.117] | 如今正是展示之时 |
| [00:28.962] | 我可是牺牲了写作业跟读书的时间 |
| [00:34.917] | 要是笑到肚子抽筋我可不负责喔 |
| [00:43.538] | 好了大家都做好觉悟了吧要上啦！！！！ |
| [00:48.310] | 因太过强烈的酷暑而患了脱毛症！ |
| [00:50.292] | 蜈蚣有够让人火大 |
| [00:51.967] | 防空洞我GO |
| [00:53.642] | 谷很高兴的说是山谷 |
| [00:55.521] | 因为是我涂了睫毛膏 |
| [00:57.451] | 小男孩玩到车子来为止 |
| [00:59.76] | 盲肠之类的超糟糕的 |
| [01:00.446] | 海狗从山崖上掉下来了 |
| [01:02.529] | 小男孩噗通的掉进池里了 |
| [01:04.911] | 猫呀啊的吓一跳 |
| [01:05.978] | 砖头不想碎就该效仿岩石 |
| [01:07.705] | 野口英世的抱怨真过分 |
| [01:09.729] | 中国的苍蝇是超究极苍蝇 |
| [01:11.202] | 吃羊羹还是在洋楼吃比较好 |
| [01:13.190] | 父亲大人要通过了 |
| [01:14.408] | 安地斯神鹰冲进地面了 |
| [01:16.186] | OH ！零反应！ |
| [01:19.341] | 为什麼为什麼 |
| [01:22.640] | 有听到吗爆笑爆弹 |
| [01:30.28] | Super Ultra Great Delicious Wonderful |
| [01:33.330] | 无表情！！ |
| [01:35.869] | 拜托笑吧请笑一笑吧 |
| [01:42.268] | 这些都是我熬夜想出来如宝石般的名作 |
| [01:49.530] | 请微笑吧请微笑吧 |
| [01:55.978] | 这样子我不就像是说了无聊的话一样吗 |
| [02:11.317] | 到刚刚为止的事 |
| [02:14.516] | 一定是我作的白日梦之一对吧 |
| [02:18.20] | 这麼的有趣的笑话 |
| [02:21.917] | 攻击力有八万 |
| [02:25.54] | 大家请仔细听好了我要用强烈的一击来做见面礼 |
| [02:32.457] | 地理的预习非常确实啊嘎吧（表示吃惊或困惑的叫声起源自元俳优伴淳三郎） |
| [02:38.240] | 协调没有这样的啦 |
| [02:39.914] | 蒙布朗上面有奇怪的米糠 |
| [02:42.189] | 来去中国吧 |
| [02:43.535] | 你那鳖脚的笑话还是算了吧莎莉 |
| [02:45.260] | 教授的工作都在当天做完 |
| [02:47.240] | 有多麼的喜欢威士忌呢？ |
| [02:48.765] | 这个鸟肉有够难拿的 |
| [02:50.392] | 明明只是新手该怎麼办 |
| [02:52.221] | 来进去厕所 |
| [02:53.591] | 惑星有味道木星也有味道 |
| [02:55.572] | 野兽的腌渍物 |
| [02:57.43] | 也来坐单轨铁路吧 |
| [02:58.921] | 梅子苏打好像很好喝的样子 |
| [03:00.851] | 萨凡纳的热带乾湿季气候 |
| [03:02.475] | 我要切断金属线罗哇讨厌 |
| [03:04.100] | 鲑鱼子要多少钱 |
| [03:05.438] | 拜托笑吧请笑一笑吧 |
| [03:11.174] | 照这样下去会因为太过丢脸而一个人漫无目的的旅行 |
| [03:18.828] | 请微笑吧请微笑吧 |
| [03:25.366] | 但是我还没有放弃 |
| [03:29.78] | 下一波下一波要接著上了 |
| [03:33.38] | 要吃冰吗啊真不错呐 |
| [03:34.714] | 窗帘是赢不了的 |
| [03:36.441] | 撒上盐的话就枯萎了 |
| [03:38.319] | 轮胎爆胎就让它退役吧 |
| [03:39.944] | 被太阳照得好痛喔 |
| [03:41.670] | 要是内藏不在的话我是不会说的 |
| [03:43.752] | 来泡纽约的温泉 |
| [03:45.72] | 要是吃了白菜会有口臭 |
| [03:46.901] | 在吃到饱自助餐吃上两倍钱的份 |
| [03:49.85] | 母亲哈哈哈的笑 |
| [03:50.556] | 北海道的暖暖包 |
| [03:52.130] | 妖怪溶解了？ |
| [03:53.654] | 要煎药草了喔 |
| [03:55.278] | 有山就是山梨县 |
| [03:57.05] | 棉被飘走了！ |
| [03:58.732] | 葡萄也飘走了！飘啊！！！！ |
| [04:03.961] | ...噗<2385,-244232,0>酱 |
| ti: bai lian fa | |
| ar: ben duo zhen li zi | |
| [00:00.802] | zai tian qi zhe me hao de ri zi |
| [00:02.682] | yao bu yao mai ge shu zi jian pan ne? |
| [00:05.591] | ... yi yi!? |
| [00:07.624] | CV : ben duo zhen li zi |
| [00:21.485] | mo lian yi jiu de xiao hua ji neng |
| [00:25.117] | ru jin zheng shi zhan shi zhi shi |
| [00:28.962] | wo ke shi xi sheng le xie zuo ye gen du shu de shi jian |
| [00:34.917] | yao shi xiao dao du zi chou jin wo ke bu fu ze o |
| [00:43.538] | hao le da jia dou zuo hao jue wu le ba yao shang la!!!! |
| [00:48.310] | yin tai guo qiang lie de ku shu er huan le tuo mao zheng! |
| [00:50.292] | wu gong you gou rang ren huo da |
| [00:51.967] | fang kong dong wo GO |
| [00:53.642] | gu hen gao xing de shuo shi shan gu |
| [00:55.521] | yin wei shi wo tu le jie mao gao |
| [00:57.451] | xiao nan hai wan dao che zi lai wei zhi |
| [00:59.76] | mang chang zhi lei de chao zao gao de |
| [01:00.446] | hai gou cong shan ya shang diao xia lai le |
| [01:02.529] | xiao nan hai pu tong de diao jin chi li le |
| [01:04.911] | mao ya a de xia yi tiao |
| [01:05.978] | zhuan tou bu xiang sui jiu gai xiao fang yan shi |
| [01:07.705] | ye kou ying shi de bao yuan zhen guo fen |
| [01:09.729] | zhong guo de cang ying shi chao jiu ji cang ying |
| [01:11.202] | chi yang geng hai shi zai yang lou chi bi jiao hao |
| [01:13.190] | fu qin da ren yao tong guo le |
| [01:14.408] | an di si shen ying chong jin di mian le |
| [01:16.186] | OH ! ling fan ying! |
| [01:19.341] | wei shi me wei shi me |
| [01:22.640] | you ting dao ma bao xiao bao dan |
| [01:30.28] | Super Ultra Great Delicious Wonderful |
| [01:33.330] | wu biao qing!! |
| [01:35.869] | bai tuo xiao ba qing xiao yi xiao ba |
| [01:42.268] | zhei xie dou shi wo ao ye xiang chu lai ru bao shi ban de ming zuo |
| [01:49.530] | qing wei xiao ba qing wei xiao ba |
| [01:55.978] | zhe yang zi wo bu jiu xiang shi shuo liao wu liao de hua yi yang ma |
| [02:11.317] | dao gang gang wei zhi de shi |
| [02:14.516] | yi ding shi wo zuo de bai ri meng zhi yi dui ba |
| [02:18.20] | zhe me de you qu de xiao hua |
| [02:21.917] | gong ji li you ba wan |
| [02:25.54] | da jia qing zi xi ting hao le wo yao yong qiang lie de yi ji lai zuo jian mian li |
| [02:32.457] | di li de yu xi fei chang que shi a ga ba biao shi chi jing huo kun huo de jiao sheng qi yuan zi yuan pai you ban chun san lang |
| [02:38.240] | xie tiao mei you zhe yang de la |
| [02:39.914] | meng bu lang shang mian you qi guai de mi kang |
| [02:42.189] | lai qu zhong guo ba |
| [02:43.535] | ni na bie jiao de xiao hua hai shi suan le ba sha li |
| [02:45.260] | jiao shou de gong zuo dou zai dang tian zuo wan |
| [02:47.240] | you duo me de xi huan wei shi ji ne? |
| [02:48.765] | zhe ge niao rou you gou nan na de |
| [02:50.392] | ming ming zhi shi xin shou gai zen me ban |
| [02:52.221] | lai jin qu ce suo |
| [02:53.591] | huo xing you wei dao mu xing ye you wei dao |
| [02:55.572] | ye shou de yan zi wu |
| [02:57.43] | ye lai zuo dan gui tie lu ba |
| [02:58.921] | mei zi su da hao xiang hen hao he de yang zi |
| [03:00.851] | sa fan na de re dai gan shi ji qi hou |
| [03:02.475] | wo yao qie duan jin shu xian luo wa tao yan |
| [03:04.100] | gui yu zi yao duo shao qian |
| [03:05.438] | bai tuo xiao ba qing xiao yi xiao ba |
| [03:11.174] | zhao zhe yang xia qu hui yin wei tai guo diu lian er yi ge ren man wu mu di de lv xing |
| [03:18.828] | qing wei xiao ba qing wei xiao ba |
| [03:25.366] | dan shi wo hai mei you fang qi |
| [03:29.78] | xia yi bo xia yi bo yao jie zhe shang le |
| [03:33.38] | yao chi bing ma a zhen bu cuo na |
| [03:34.714] | chuang lian shi ying bu liao de |
| [03:36.441] | sa shang yan de hua jiu ku wei le |
| [03:38.319] | lun tai bao tai jiu rang ta tui yi ba |
| [03:39.944] | bei tai yang zhao de hao tong o |
| [03:41.670] | yao shi nei cang bu zai de hua wo shi bu hui shuo de |
| [03:43.752] | lai pao niu yue de wen quan |
| [03:45.72] | yao shi chi le bai cai hui you kou chou |
| [03:46.901] | zai chi dao bao zi zhu can chi shang liang bei qian de fen |
| [03:49.85] | mu qin ha ha ha de xiao |
| [03:50.556] | bei hai dao de nuan nuan bao |
| [03:52.130] | yao guai rong jie le? |
| [03:53.654] | yao jian yao cao le o |
| [03:55.278] | you shan jiu shi shan li xian |
| [03:57.05] | mian bei piao zou le! |
| [03:58.732] | pu tao ye piao zou le! piao a!!!! |
| [04:03.961] | ... pu 2385, 244232, 0 jiang |
| ti: bǎi lián fā | |
| ar: běn duō zhēn lí zǐ | |
| [00:00.802] | zài tiān qì zhè me hǎo de rì zi |
| [00:02.682] | yào bú yào mǎi gè shù zì jiàn pán ne? |
| [00:05.591] | ... yí yí!? |
| [00:07.624] | CV : běn duō zhēn lí zǐ |
| [00:21.485] | mó liàn yǐ jiǔ de xiào huà jì néng |
| [00:25.117] | rú jīn zhèng shì zhǎn shì zhī shí |
| [00:28.962] | wǒ kě shì xī shēng le xiě zuò yè gēn dú shū de shí jiān |
| [00:34.917] | yào shì xiào dào dǔ zi chōu jīn wǒ kě bù fù zé ō |
| [00:43.538] | hǎo le dà jiā dōu zuò hǎo jué wù le ba yào shàng la!!!! |
| [00:48.310] | yīn tài guò qiáng liè de kù shǔ ér huàn le tuō máo zhèng! |
| [00:50.292] | wú gōng yǒu gòu ràng rén huǒ dà |
| [00:51.967] | fáng kōng dòng wǒ GO |
| [00:53.642] | gǔ hěn gāo xìng de shuō shì shān gǔ |
| [00:55.521] | yīn wéi shì wǒ tú le jié máo gāo |
| [00:57.451] | xiǎo nán hái wán dào chē zi lái wéi zhǐ |
| [00:59.76] | máng cháng zhī lèi de chāo zāo gāo de |
| [01:00.446] | hǎi gǒu cóng shān yá shàng diào xià lái le |
| [01:02.529] | xiǎo nán hái pū tōng de diào jìn chí lǐ le |
| [01:04.911] | māo ya a de xià yī tiào |
| [01:05.978] | zhuān tóu bù xiǎng suì jiù gāi xiào fǎng yán shí |
| [01:07.705] | yě kǒu yīng shì de bào yuàn zhēn guò fèn |
| [01:09.729] | zhōng guó de cāng yíng shì chāo jiū jí cāng yíng |
| [01:11.202] | chī yáng gēng hái shì zài yáng lóu chī bǐ jiào hǎo |
| [01:13.190] | fù qīn dà rén yào tōng guò le |
| [01:14.408] | ān dì sī shén yīng chōng jìn dì miàn le |
| [01:16.186] | OH ! líng fǎn yìng! |
| [01:19.341] | wèi shí me wèi shí me |
| [01:22.640] | yǒu tīng dào ma bào xiào bào dàn |
| [01:30.28] | Super Ultra Great Delicious Wonderful |
| [01:33.330] | wú biǎo qíng!! |
| [01:35.869] | bài tuō xiào ba qǐng xiào yī xiào ba |
| [01:42.268] | zhèi xiē dōu shì wǒ áo yè xiǎng chū lái rú bǎo shí bān de míng zuò |
| [01:49.530] | qǐng wēi xiào ba qǐng wēi xiào ba |
| [01:55.978] | zhè yàng zi wǒ bù jiù xiàng shì shuō liǎo wú liáo de huà yí yàng ma |
| [02:11.317] | dào gāng gāng wéi zhǐ de shì |
| [02:14.516] | yí dìng shì wǒ zuò de bái rì mèng zhī yī duì ba |
| [02:18.20] | zhè me de yǒu qù de xiào huà |
| [02:21.917] | gōng jī lì yǒu bā wàn |
| [02:25.54] | dà jiā qǐng zǐ xì tīng hǎo le wǒ yào yòng qiáng liè de yī jī lái zuò jiàn miàn lǐ |
| [02:32.457] | dì lǐ de yù xí fēi cháng què shí a gā ba biǎo shì chī jīng huò kùn huò de jiào shēng qǐ yuán zì yuán pái yōu bàn chún sān láng |
| [02:38.240] | xié tiáo méi yǒu zhè yàng de la |
| [02:39.914] | méng bù lǎng shàng miàn yǒu qí guài de mǐ kāng |
| [02:42.189] | lái qù zhōng guó ba |
| [02:43.535] | nǐ nà biē jiǎo de xiào huà hái shì suàn le ba shā lì |
| [02:45.260] | jiào shòu de gōng zuò dōu zài dàng tiān zuò wán |
| [02:47.240] | yǒu duō me de xǐ huān wēi shì jì ne? |
| [02:48.765] | zhè gè niǎo ròu yǒu gòu nán ná de |
| [02:50.392] | míng míng zhǐ shì xīn shǒu gāi zěn me bàn |
| [02:52.221] | lái jìn qù cè suǒ |
| [02:53.591] | huò xīng yǒu wèi dào mù xīng yě yǒu wèi dào |
| [02:55.572] | yě shòu de yān zì wù |
| [02:57.43] | yě lái zuò dān guǐ tiě lù ba |
| [02:58.921] | méi zǐ sū dá hǎo xiàng hěn hǎo hē de yàng zi |
| [03:00.851] | sà fán nà de rè dài gān shī jì qì hòu |
| [03:02.475] | wǒ yào qiē duàn jīn shǔ xiàn luó wa tǎo yàn |
| [03:04.100] | guī yú zǐ yào duō shǎo qián |
| [03:05.438] | bài tuō xiào ba qǐng xiào yī xiào ba |
| [03:11.174] | zhào zhè yàng xià qù huì yīn wèi tài guò diū liǎn ér yí ge rén màn wú mù dì de lǚ xíng |
| [03:18.828] | qǐng wēi xiào ba qǐng wēi xiào ba |
| [03:25.366] | dàn shì wǒ hái méi yǒu fàng qì |
| [03:29.78] | xià yī bō xià yī bō yào jiē zhe shàng le |
| [03:33.38] | yào chī bīng ma a zhēn bù cuò nà |
| [03:34.714] | chuāng lián shì yíng bù liǎo de |
| [03:36.441] | sā shàng yán de huà jiù kū wěi le |
| [03:38.319] | lún tāi bào tāi jiù ràng tā tuì yì ba |
| [03:39.944] | bèi tài yáng zhào de hǎo tòng ō |
| [03:41.670] | yào shì nèi cáng bù zài de huà wǒ shì bú huì shuō de |
| [03:43.752] | lái pào niǔ yuē de wēn quán |
| [03:45.72] | yào shì chī le bái cài huì yǒu kǒu chòu |
| [03:46.901] | zài chī dào bǎo zì zhù cān chī shàng liǎng bèi qián de fèn |
| [03:49.85] | mǔ qīn hā hā hā de xiào |
| [03:50.556] | běi hǎi dào de nuǎn nuǎn bāo |
| [03:52.130] | yāo guài róng jiě le? |
| [03:53.654] | yào jiān yào cǎo le ō |
| [03:55.278] | yǒu shān jiù shì shān lí xiàn |
| [03:57.05] | mián bèi piāo zǒu le! |
| [03:58.732] | pú táo yě piāo zǒu le! piāo a!!!! |
| [04:03.961] | ... pū 2385, 244232, 0 jiàng |
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