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Yo, hey what's happening dude? |
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I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude |
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Terrorizin' people wherever I go |
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It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow |
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Fixin' test scores to get the best scores |
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Droppin' banana peels all over the floor |
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I'm the kid that made delinquency an art |
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Last name, Simpson, first name, Bart |
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I'm here today to introduce the next phase |
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The next step in the big Bart craze |
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I got a dance, real easy to do |
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I learned it with no rhythm and so can you |
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So, move your body, if you got the notion |
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Front to back in a rock-like motion |
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Now that you got it, if you think you can |
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Do it to the music, that's the Bartman |
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Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman |
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Shake you body, turn it out, if you can, man |
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Move you butt to the side, yes, you can, can |
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Everybody in the house, do the Bartman |
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Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman |
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Shake you body, turn it out, if you can, man |
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Move you butt to the side, yes, you can, can |
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Everybody in the house, do the Bartman |
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It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks |
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I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep |
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Homer was yellin', mom was, too |
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Because I put mothballs in the beef stew |
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Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom |
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Sittin' by myself, confined to my room |
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When all else fails, nothin' else left to do |
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I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove |
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Move your body, if you got the notion |
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Front to back in a rock-like motion |
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Move your hips from side to side now |
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Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now |
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If you've got the groove, you gotta use it |
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Rock rhythm in time with the music |
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You just might start a chain reaction |
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If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson |
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Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman |
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Shake you body, turn it out, if you can, man |
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Move your butt to the side as you can, can |
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Everybody in the house, do the Bartman, do the Bartman |
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Do the Bartman, everybody, back and forth, from side to side |
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Do the Bartman, do the Bartman |
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Now, here's a dance beat that you can't deny |
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Turn it down will you stop that infernal racket? |
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Do the Bartman |
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Oh my ears, Lisa, put that saxophone away |
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You can't touch this, I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it |
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You can't prove anything |
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Now, I'm in the house feelin' good to be home |
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'Til Lisa starts blowin' her damn saxophone |
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And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away |
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But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay |
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I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song |
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Listenin' to the kicks while I'm kickin' along |
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Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, she's her number one fan |
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But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bartman |
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Everybody, if you can do the Bartman |
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Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man |
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Move your butt to the side, as you can, can |
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Everybody in the house, do the Bartman, do the Bartman |
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Do the Bartman |
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Everybody, back and forth from side to side |
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Do the Bartman, do the Bartman |
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She can do it, he can do it, so can I |
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If you've got the groove, you gotta use it |
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Rock rhythm in time with the music |
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You just might start a chain reaction |
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I'm a Bartman, everybody, if you can, do the Bartman |
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Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man |
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Move your butt to the side, as you can, can |
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Everybody in the house do the Bartman |
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Move you body, if you got the notion |
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Skake your body to the rock like motion |
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Move your hips from side to side now |
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Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now |
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If you've got your groove, you gotta use it |
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Rock rhythm in time with the music |
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Eat your heart out, Michael |
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You just might start a chain reaction |
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Oh, wow, man |
