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I want to tell you |
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I might as well do |
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about a girl I met back in May; |
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Her name is Rita |
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and you should see her |
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when she goes |
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ooh wakka doo wakka day. |
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She's got a brother |
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like any other |
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who got his nose caught inside a gate; |
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and when they freed him |
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it so relieved him |
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he just went |
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ooh wakka doo wakka day. |
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You wouldn't think |
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to look at me |
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that I was strong |
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but underneath it all |
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I really am; |
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and just to prove it why |
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only the other day |
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I picked a needle up with one hand |
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now up in Bradford |
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a chap named Radford |
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while taking part in a local play - |
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was intercepted |
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and then suspected |
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of going |
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ooh wakka doo wakka day-ay-ay-ay. |
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Who's that lady I saw you with? |
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It was not your wife |
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it looked to me suspiciously. |
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Like someone I have never seen before in my life. |
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Do-do-do... |
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It's not surprising |
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when you come |
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to think of it |
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just what it is |
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that makes people swear. |
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you only have to sing |
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about bleepin' thing |
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and there'll be bleeping |
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ev'ry bleeping where. |
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Now if you love me |
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you're not above me |
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if you don't well |
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what can I say; |
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except we'll see |
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when you come to tea |
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then you can go |
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ooh wakka doo wakka day-ay-ay-ay |
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ooh wakka doo wakka ooh wakka doo wakka ooh- |
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wakka doo-wakka day. |