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Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree |
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Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me |
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Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny |
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Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and free |
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But don't forget to understand |
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Exactly what you put on the tree |
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Don't believe the florist when he tells you |
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That the roses are free |
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Take a wrinkled raisin and do with it what you will |
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Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb a hill |
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Eat plenty of lasagna till you know that you've had your fill |
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Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill |
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But don't forget to understand |
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Exactly what you put on the tree |
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Don't believe the florist when he tells you |
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That the roses are free |
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Throw that pumpkin at the tree |
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Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny |
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Cast it off into the sea |
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Bake that pie and eat it with me |
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Throw that pumpkin at the tree |
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Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny |
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Cast it off into the sea |
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Bake that pie and eat it with me |
