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A baby's born in 1987 |
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Into a family of love and care |
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His mummy treats him like a gift from heaven |
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His daddy shows him how to style his hair |
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A few years later it's a cold December |
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And daddy needs to buy some milk and juice |
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Dad, I want a Twix please, if you remember, |
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The final words wasted if he only knew that |
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Dad was running off with the cleaner |
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She wasn't even fit |
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You should have seen her |
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If she had big tits and no mustache at worse |
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Dad would never have run away cause I would have banged her first |
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Dad was running off with a refugee |
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Before his son had learned his ABCs |
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Before his son had even learned how to climb a tree |
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And in case you hadn't noticed dad that baby was me! |
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Daddy, I'll never see you |
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Daddy, You'll never see me too |
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Daddy, you missed my birthday |
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And I miss you every Father's Day |
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Daddy, I want to see you |
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Daddy, do you want to see me too? |
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Daddy, are you okay? |
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So I guess this is happy Father's Day! |
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I wonder if you even got my Twix, |
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You probably gave it to your Spanish bitch and them kids, |
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Sorry if you think I'm being racist, |
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But I don't want my Twix in their Spanish faces, |
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Dad, just wondering if you have ever had someone else rip your heart out and |
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Put it in a fire just to watch it melt? |
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That's how I feel, |
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I hope you come back, |
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So I don't suffer from another snack attack. |
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'Cause dad, when it feel like your heart stops beating |
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Some people turn to comfort eating |
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I can laugh now, now that I'm fine, |
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But I was cramming pork pies into my mouth five at a time |
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Cheese strings and chicken wings, KFC and Burger King's onion rings, |
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I was eating all them things. |
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I had to go onto Jerry Springer, |
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'Cause I was trying to eat my sausage fingers! |
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Daddy, I'll never see you |
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Daddy, You'll never see me too |
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Daddy, you missed my birthday |
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And I miss you every Father's Day |
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Daddy, I want to see you |
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Daddy, do you want to see me too? |
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Daddy, are you okay? |
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So I guess this is happy Father's Day! |