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Not married but I wear a wedding ring on my hand |
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I go to sleep when I want, 'cause I don't have bedtime planned |
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Don't obey by the rules, sometimes I don't even care |
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If I'm out eating at a buffet I'll have more than my share |
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WHAT! I'm a bad influence, don't hang around with me |
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I ride my bike on the pavement, wear my clothes in the shower |
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I'm straight up crazy |
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I've got a beard, I've got an afro, I've got eyebrows that rock, so |
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If you want to out-quirky us than take your best shot |
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I don't sing in tune, why? |
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Cuz I'm quirky |
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Backwards lyrics my of all rap I |
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Cuz I'm quirky |
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I sip my Coffee through a straw bitch |
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Cuz I'm quirky |
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N' I'll still rock a cap when I'm thirty... WHY! |
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Cuz I'm quirky |
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The other day, I had a piece of toast |
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But I didn't even butter it, it tasted gross |
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I DON'T CARE, what I do... I'm a real live wire |
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I hold a match 'til it burns... I'm playing with fire |
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FUCK vegetables, I don't eat none of that shit |
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FUCK education, I don't study one little bit |
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FUCK THE FONZ, HE THINKS HE'S FUCKING COOLER THAN ME |
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AND FUCK SINGING THIS SONG, CUZ I'm TOO QUIRKY TO SING |
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I wear red and pink, why? |
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Cuz I'm quirky |
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I greet you with a goodbye |
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Cuz I'm quirky |
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I have eleven beers a day, why? |
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Cuz I'm quir- |
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No, no that just makes you an alcoholic... |
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N' I'll still have a beard when I'm thirty... WHY! |
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Cuz I'm quirky |
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Ripping a hole in your jeans |
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Owning a pink limousine |
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Learning to ride a unicycle whilst your dressed as the queen |
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Fighting a bear with one hand |
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Getting a full-body tan |
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Joining a post-apocalyptic-gothic hardcore band |
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I like Home Alone 3 |
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Cuz I'm quirky, |
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I'm drinking peppermint tea, |
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Cuz I'm quirky, |
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I got a picture of the hoff, see? |
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Cuz I'm quirky, |
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N' I'll still rock a cap when I'm thirty... WHY! |
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Cuz I'm quirky |
