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I like games they're hot to turn on |
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You can cheat em and they don't get pissed when you're gone |
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You complete em; they don't hang around wanting more |
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And the only thing that matters is to get top score |
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Girlfriends just whine and bitch and moan |
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But I can get more pleasure when I'm sitting on my own |
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Girlfriends just bitch and moan and whine |
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Get out my fucking room whore read the sign |
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I don't wanna take Pebbles for a walk in the street |
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I don't wanna take you dancing 'cause it hurts my feet |
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How come my friends understand when I feel pissed off? |
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I wanna put my cock in Lara Croft |
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Videogames are better than girlfriends |
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Cause you don't have to do things to keep them happy |
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You just play them |
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And have numerous amounts of fun |
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Maybe life would be better as a videogame |
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I could ride a dragon through the sky like a plane |
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I could solve a problem with a fight to the death |
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For the last can of beans or a glimse of a breast |
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I'd get paper from robbing all the banks |
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Up, down, left, right, turn... gets a tank |
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RSI, on my thumbs from Call Of Duty |
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I'd rather shoot my load at a virtual booty |
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I don't wanna give advice on your newest dress |
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I don't wanna wear a trilby give it a rest |
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How come my friends understand when I feel pissed off? |
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I wanna put my dongle in Microsoft |
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Videogames are better than girlfriends |
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Cause you don't have to think of a conversation |
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You just look at 'em |
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And turn 'em off when you're bored and done |
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My time with Mario |
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Is better than time with you |
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You can call me a saddo |
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But it's all I want to do |
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I'm scared of bajingas |
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They make me want to hurl |
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As long as I have fingers |
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I'll never need a girl |
