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If a girl wont come round |
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(She must be a lesbian) |
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Or turns me down |
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(She must be a lesbian) |
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If she don't like me |
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(She must be a lesbian) |
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I'll let her down lightly |
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(You must be a lesbian) |
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I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine |
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I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean |
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It's like a sweet sixteen, but the girls are eighteen |
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And I can't wait to peel em like a tangerine |
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I'm gonna g... go down on em like a submarine |
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Submarines are fun he he he he heee |
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I-I-I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm |
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But before I can start I hear a rape alarm |
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It's going (woop woop) |
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I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding |
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From the (woop woop) |
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I can't work out why the girls are screaming |
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I'm the best looking boy in the world |
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Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls |
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I still hear the (woop woop) |
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Maybe if I let her she would (woop) me with a (woop woop) |
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I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me |
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I'm the best looking boy in sight, |
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No, hang on... |
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I bet you like boobies right? |
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If a girl wont come round |
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(She must be a lesbian) |
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Or turns me down |
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(She must be a lesbian) |
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If she don't like me |
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(She must be a lesbian) |
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I'll let her down lightly |
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(Ohh, You must be a lesbian) |
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If a girl wont kiss |
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(She's taking a piss) |
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Or get down with this |
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(I can't believe it) |
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If she doesn't fancy me (wayoo) |
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She must bat for the other team |
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She's a lesbian. |
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Take two, it's my rapping debut |
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I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue |
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I'm like a fire truck |
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What? Full of muscly guys? |
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I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my own size |
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Ohh... |
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And then I see her, and I start feeling sick |
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I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick? (boing) |
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I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face? |
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She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace |
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It's going |
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I can't feel my eyes I think they're bleeding |
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From the |
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I can't work out why the girl is screaming |
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I'm the best looking boy in the world |
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Ohh wait, unless she likes kissing girls |
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I still feel the |
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Maybe she could me up my with a |
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I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me |
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I'm the best looking boy in sight, |
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Holy smokes, I bet she likes boobies right? |
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If a girl wont come round |
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(She must be a lesbian) |
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Or turns me down |
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(She must be a lesbian) |
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If she don't like me |
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(She must be a lesbian) |
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I'll let her down lightly |
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(She must be a lesbian! ) |
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If a girl wont kiss |
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(She's taking a piss) |
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Or get down with this |
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(I can't believe it) |
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If she don't give me the eye. (wayohh) |
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She must drive on the other side. |
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She's a lesbian. |
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That girl must be a lesbian. |
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T-t-that girl must be a lesbian. |
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T-t-that girl must be a lesbian. |
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T-t-that girl must be a lesbian. |
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She's a lesbian. |
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I-I-It's your birthday! |
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You go girl. What's your name! ? |
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I like your... shoes. |
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We are two boys, and we're looking for two girls. |
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They are two girls, let's talk to the girls. |
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How are you? |
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What's your name? |
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I tried to talk, but I just came, in my pants. |
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I am sad. |
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Chatting up to girls is really rad. |
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If a girl wont come round... |
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(She must be a lesbian) |
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Or turns me down... |
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(She must be a lesbian) |
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If she don't like me... |
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(She must be a lesbian) |
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I'll let her down lightly |
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(Uhh, you're a lesbian.) |
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If a girl can act, |
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(She must be a thespian.) |
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Is that right? Yeah! |
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(She must be a thespian.) |
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If she doesn't fancy me. (wayhoo) |
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She must bat for the other team. |
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She's a lesbian. |
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That girl, she must be a lesbian. |
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(She's a lesbian.) |
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That girl, she must be a lesbian. |
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(She's a lesbian! ) |
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That girl, she must be a lesbian. |
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(Lesbiannn.) |
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That girl, she must- |
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(Yeah! ) |
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She's a lesbian. |
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Les-les-lesbian. |
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She's a. That girl she must be a lesbian. |
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She's a lesbian. |
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Les-les-lesbian. |
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She's a. That girl she must be a lesbian. |
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She's a lesbian. |