| 歌曲 | Big Leg Emma |
| 歌手 | Frank Zappa |
| 专辑 | Zappa En La Radio |
| Ray Collins （vocals） | |
| Jimmy Carl Black （drums） | |
| Billy Mundi （drums） | |
| Roy Estrada （bass） | |
| Don Preston （keyboards） | |
| Bunk Gardner （woodwinds） | |
| Motorhead Sherwood （soprano, baritone saxophone） | |
| There's a big dilemma | |
| About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah | |
| There's a big dilemma | |
| About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah | |
| She was my steady date | |
| Until she put on weight | |
| There's a big dilemma | |
| About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah | |
| There's a big dilemma | |
| About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah | |
| She used to knock me out | |
| Until her face broke out | |
| ma-ma-ma-ma | |
| ma-ma-ma-ma | |
| ma-ma-ma-ma | |
| ma-ma-ma-ma | |
| ma-ma-ma-ma | |
| ma-ma My Emma | |
| ma-ma-ma-ma | |
| ma-ma-ma-ma | |
| ma-ma-ma-ma | |
| ma-ma-ma-ma | |
| ma-ma-ma-ma | |
| ma-ma My Emma | |
| There's a big dilemma | |
| About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah | |
| There's a big dilemma | |
| About my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah | |
| She used to knock me out | |
| Until her face broke out |
| Ray Collins vocals | |
| Jimmy Carl Black drums | |
| Billy Mundi drums | |
| Roy Estrada bass | |
| Don Preston keyboards | |
| Bunk Gardner woodwinds | |
| Motorhead Sherwood soprano, baritone saxophone | |
| There' s a big dilemma | |
| About my Big Leg Emma, uhhuh, oh yeah | |
| There' s a big dilemma | |
| About my Big Leg Emma, uhhuh, oh yeah | |
| She was my steady date | |
| Until she put on weight | |
| There' s a big dilemma | |
| About my Big Leg Emma, uhhuh, oh yeah | |
| There' s a big dilemma | |
| About my Big Leg Emma, uhhuh, oh yeah | |
| She used to knock me out | |
| Until her face broke out | |
| mamamama | |
| mamamama | |
| mamamama | |
| mamamama | |
| mamamama | |
| mama My Emma | |
| mamamama | |
| mamamama | |
| mamamama | |
| mamamama | |
| mamamama | |
| mama My Emma | |
| There' s a big dilemma | |
| About my Big Leg Emma, uhhuh, oh yeah | |
| There' s a big dilemma | |
| About my Big Leg Emma, uhhuh, oh yeah | |
| She used to knock me out | |
| Until her face broke out |