歌曲 | Christmas in Jail |
歌手 | Jonathan Coulton |
歌手 | John Roderick |
专辑 | One Christmas at a Time |
[ti:christmas in jail] | |
[ar:jonathan coulton] | |
[al:one christmas at a time] | |
[offset:-100] | |
[00:10.19] | Old Daddy can't be there for Christmas |
[00:15.12] | I'm sure your Momma told you things |
[00:19.27] | Well first, she never understood me |
[00:24.07] | But I don't want to talk about that now |
[00:28.48] | Now, Daddy hates to be away from you at Christmas |
[00:33.26] | But don't you worry, I'm doing fine inside |
[00:37.60] | I made you a toothpick Eiffel Tower |
[00:42.06] | I got three squares and I'm making a kinda wine |
[00:46.68] | This punishment is cruel and unusual |
[00:51.26] | Well I did my best, but the system said I failed |
[00:55.70] | Don't lie awake and wonder whether Santa visits me |
[01:00.60] | There's even Christmas in jail |
[01:05.07] | Well I had a stack of presents for you, darlin' |
[01:09.55] | Though the sheriff took them down to Evidence |
[01:14.02] | Now, I don't want to put this burden on you |
[01:18.71] | Would you have your mother bring me cigarettes? |
[01:23.48] | You know you're always first in my affection |
[01:27.79] | With good behavior, I'll be out in two |
[01:32.40] | As far as all that money that went missing |
[01:37.15] | Well it's not for your mother, it's for you (minus expenses) |
[01:41.58][02:36.42][02:54.58] | This punishment is cruel and unusual |
[01:46.42][02:41.14][02:59.36] | Well I did my best, but the system said I failed |
[01:50.96][02:45.52][03:03.81][03:12.86] | Don't lie awake and wonder whether Santa visits me |
[01:55.68][02:50.42][03:08.85][03:18.08] | There's even Christmas in jail |
[02:11.37] | Yessir |
[02:18.15] | Well the Mess Hall's serving turkey tetrazinni |
[02:22.68] | I got my stocking hung up right above the john, yep |
[02:27.27] | From my little window, I can see the starlight |
[02:31.86] | They're the same old stars that you'll be wishing on |
ti: christmas in jail | |
ar: jonathan coulton | |
al: one christmas at a time | |
offset: 100 | |
[00:10.19] | Old Daddy can' t be there for Christmas |
[00:15.12] | I' m sure your Momma told you things |
[00:19.27] | Well first, she never understood me |
[00:24.07] | But I don' t want to talk about that now |
[00:28.48] | Now, Daddy hates to be away from you at Christmas |
[00:33.26] | But don' t you worry, I' m doing fine inside |
[00:37.60] | I made you a toothpick Eiffel Tower |
[00:42.06] | I got three squares and I' m making a kinda wine |
[00:46.68] | This punishment is cruel and unusual |
[00:51.26] | Well I did my best, but the system said I failed |
[00:55.70] | Don' t lie awake and wonder whether Santa visits me |
[01:00.60] | There' s even Christmas in jail |
[01:05.07] | Well I had a stack of presents for you, darlin' |
[01:09.55] | Though the sheriff took them down to Evidence |
[01:14.02] | Now, I don' t want to put this burden on you |
[01:18.71] | Would you have your mother bring me cigarettes? |
[01:23.48] | You know you' re always first in my affection |
[01:27.79] | With good behavior, I' ll be out in two |
[01:32.40] | As far as all that money that went missing |
[01:37.15] | Well it' s not for your mother, it' s for you minus expenses |
[01:41.58][02:36.42][02:54.58] | This punishment is cruel and unusual |
[01:46.42][02:41.14][02:59.36] | Well I did my best, but the system said I failed |
[01:50.96][02:45.52][03:03.81][03:12.86] | Don' t lie awake and wonder whether Santa visits me |
[01:55.68][02:50.42][03:08.85][03:18.08] | There' s even Christmas in jail |
[02:11.37] | Yessir |
[02:18.15] | Well the Mess Hall' s serving turkey tetrazinni |
[02:22.68] | I got my stocking hung up right above the john, yep |
[02:27.27] | From my little window, I can see the starlight |
[02:31.86] | They' re the same old stars that you' ll be wishing on |
[00:10.19] | shèng dàn jié nǐ lǎo bà huí bù qù la |
[00:15.12] | wǒ xiāng xìn nǐ mā mā gào sù nǐ zěn me huí shì le |
[00:19.27] | hāi, shǒu xiān, tā cóng lái dōu méi lǐ jiě guò wǒ ne |
[00:24.07] | bù guò xiàn zài wǒ bù xiǎng tán zhè jiàn shì |
[00:28.48] | hǎo la, nǐ lǎo bà yě bù xiǎng shèng dàn jié de shí hòu bù zài nǐ shēn biān |
[00:33.26] | bù guò nǐ bié dān xīn, wǒ zài lǐ bian r guò de hái bù cuò |
[00:37.60] | wǒ yòng yá qiān ér gěi nǐ dā le zuò āi fēi ěr tiě tǎ |
[00:42.06] | yì tiān chī dé shàng sān dùn fàn, wǒ zì jǐ hái zài niàng yī zhǒng jiǔ |
[00:46.68] | zhè zhǒng chéng fá tài cán kù yě tài bù xún cháng le |
[00:51.26] | āi, wǒ yǐ jìn lì, kě zǔ zhī shàng shuō wǒ bù tōng guò |
[00:55.70] | bié tǎng zhe bù shuì, jǐn xiǎng zhe shèng dàn lǎo rén huì bú huì lái bài fǎng wǒ |
[01:00.60] | jiān yù yě guò shèng dàn jié de la |
[01:05.07] | hāi, bǎo bèi r, wǒ yǒu yī dà duī de lǐ wù yào sòng nǐ |
[01:09.55] | bù guò jǐng cháng bǎ tā men dōu ná zǒu dāng zhèng wù le |
[01:14.02] | hǎo le, wǒ bù xiǎng bǎ zhè shì ér ràng nǐ gàn |
[01:18.71] | nǐ néng bù néng ràng nǐ mā mā gěi wǒ dài diǎn ér xiāng yān lái? |
[01:23.48] | nǐ zhī dào nǐ shì wǒ de zuì ài |
[01:27.79] | biǎo xiàn hǎo de huà, wǒ liǎng nián yǐ hòu jiù néng chū lái la |
[01:32.40] | zhì yú bù yì ér fēi de nèi xiē qián |
[01:37.15] | nà bú shì gěi nǐ mā de, shì gěi nǐ de chú qù huā xiāo |
[01:41.58] | zhè zhǒng chéng fá tài cán kù yě tài bù xún cháng le |
[01:46.42] | āi, wǒ yǐ jìn lì, kě zǔ zhī shàng shuō wǒ bù tōng guò |
[01:50.96] | bié tǎng zhe bù shuì, jǐn xiǎng zhe shèng dàn lǎo rén huì bú huì lái bài fǎng wǒ |
[01:55.68] | jiān yù yě guò shèng dàn jié de la |
[02:11.37] | shì de zhǎng guān! |
[02:18.15] | shí táng gōng yìng zhe kǎo huǒ jī |
[02:22.68] | wǒ bǎ wǒ de cháng wà jiù guà zài mǎ tǒng shàng miàn, hā |
[02:27.27] | tòu guò wǒ de xiǎo chuāng hù, wǒ kàn de dào xīng guāng |
[02:31.86] | nèi xiē guāng jiù lái zì nǐ jiāng lái huì duì zhe xǔ yuàn de nèi xiē xīng xīng |
[02:36.42] | zhè zhǒng chéng fá tài cán kù yě tài bù xún cháng le |
[02:41.14] | āi, wǒ yǐ jìn lì, kě zǔ zhī shàng shuō wǒ bù tōng guò |
[02:45.52] | bié tǎng zhe bù shuì, jǐn xiǎng zhe shèng dàn lǎo rén huì bú huì lái bài fǎng wǒ |
[02:50.42] | jiān yù yě guò shèng dàn jié de la |
[02:54.58] | zhè zhǒng chéng fá tài cán kù yě tài bù xún cháng le |
[02:59.36] | āi, wǒ yǐ jìn lì, kě zǔ zhī shàng shuō wǒ bù tōng guò |
[03:03.81] | bié tǎng zhe bù shuì, jǐn xiǎng zhe shèng dàn lǎo rén huì bú huì lái bài fǎng wǒ |
[03:08.85] | jiān yù yě guò shèng dàn jié de la |
[03:12.86] | bié tǎng zhe bù shuì, jǐn xiǎng zhe shèng dàn lǎo rén huì bú huì lái bài fǎng wǒ |
[03:18.08] | jiān yù yě guò shèng dàn jié de la |