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I am complete! |
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Fuck! |
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Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck |
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Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck |
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This world will be mine and you're first in line |
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You brought me the pick and now you shall both die! |
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Wait! Wait! Wait! |
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You motherfucker |
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We challenge you to a rock off! |
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Give us one chance to rock your socks off |
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Fuck, fuck, fuck |
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The demon code prevents me |
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From declining a rock off challenge |
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What are your terms? What's the catch? |
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If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell. |
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And also you will have to pay our rent. |
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And what if I win? |
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Then you can take Kage back to hell... |
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What? |
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Trust me Kage, it's the only way |
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What the fuck are you talking about? |
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...to be your little bitch. |
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Fine! Let the rock off begin! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
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I'm the devil, I love metal! |
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Check this riff, it's fucking tasty |
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I'm the devil, I can do what I want |
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Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt |
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There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost |
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I can't wait to take Kage back to hell |
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I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel |
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I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel |
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No! |
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C'mon Kage, bring the thunder. |
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There's just no way that we can win |
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That was a masterpiece. |
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Listen to me |
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He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man |
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Goddamn-it Kage |
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He gonna make you his sex slave |
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You're gonna gargle mayonnaise |
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No |
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Unless we bust a massive monster mamma jam. |
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Dude |
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We've been through so much shit |
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Deactivated lasers with my dick |
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Now it's time to blow this fucker down! |
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C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down |
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I hear you Jables, now it's time to blow doors down |
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Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown |
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We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town |
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Now we've got to blow this fucker down |
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He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down |
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C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down |
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Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown |
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Hey anti-christ-a, Beelzeboss |
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We know your weakness our rocket-sauce |
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We rock the casbah, and blow your mind |
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We will defeat you for all mankind |
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You hold the scepter |
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We hold the key |
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You are the devil |
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We are the D! |
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You guys are fucking lame! |
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Come on Kage, you're coming with me. |
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Taste my lightning, fucker! |
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No! |
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Ow! Fuck! |
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My fuckin' horn! |
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Oh no! |
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From whence you came you shall remain |
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Until you are complete again |
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No! |
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Fuck you Kage and fuck you Jables! |
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I'll get you Tenacious D! |
