| 歌曲 | Mow Against The Grain |
| 歌手 | YoungStar |
| 专辑 | King of the Hill: Music from and Inspired by the TV Series |
| [00:00.00] | ==【Hank】== |
| [00:00.10] | Find out what your niche is |
| [00:02.07] | Because that leads to riches |
| [00:05.69] | ==【Hank】== |
| [00:05.79] | Beer from a can always tastes two degrees cooler than beer from a bottle |
| [00:10.85] | Even if they're the same temperature |
| [00:13.14] | I'm don't know why |
| [00:14.28] | I'm not a physicist |
| [00:15.35] | But I am a beer drinker |
| [00:17.44] | ==【Hank】== |
| [00:17.54] | Never drink anything with an umbrella |
| [00:20.66] | A fruit wedge |
| [00:22.07] | Or a plastic monkey in it |
| [00:24.46] | ==【Peggy】== |
| [00:24.56] | Remember |
| [00:25.51] | Butter first |
| [00:27.06] | Milk second |
| [00:28.77] | Then add the cheese powder |
| [00:30.89] | ==【Dale】== |
| [00:30.99] | Inhale deeply and often |
| [00:34.47] | You're payin' for the nicotine |
| [00:36.88] | You might as well get the most out of it |
| [00:39.51] | ==【Hank】== |
| [00:39.61] | Don't be the type of person who sits around talking about his own genitalia |
| [00:45.00] | ==【Boomhauer】== |
| [00:45.09] | I tell you what you do man you take one of these little ol' dollar bills man |
| [00:48.67] | Ol' George Washington on there get one of those cartoon balloons man |
| [00:58.04] | ==【Leanne】== |
| [00:58.14] | Enjoy your body |
| [01:00.09] | Use it everywhere you can |
| [01:02.34] | Feel good about your body |
| [01:05.21] | Show it to everyone |
| [01:06.86] | ==【Peggy】== |
| [01:06.96] | Your feet are not as big as you think they are |
| [01:11.23] | ==【Bobby】== |
| [01:11.33] | Enjoy your body |
| [01:13.21] | Almost any part can make a fart noise |
| [01:17.69] | In between your toes |
| [01:20.82] | Behind your knee |
| [01:23.85] | Inside the elbow |
| [01:26.85] | Even behind your ear |
| [01:29.96] | From your chin to your neck |
| [01:33.36] | And of course |
| [01:35.41] | You have your armpit |
| [01:38.00] | ==【Hank】== |
| [01:38.07] | Always read the directions |
| [01:40.70] | Enjoy your spatula |
| [01:43.20] | Use it everywhere you can |
| [01:48.87] | If it rusts |
| [01:46.22] | Don't be afraid of what people think of it |
| [01:48.62] | It is the greatest instrument you will ever own |
| [01:51.91] | ==【Bobby】== |
| [01:52.01] | Write your locker combination where you'll remember it |
| [01:55.95] | But not inside your locker |
| [01:58.12] | ==【Cotton】== |
| [01:58.22] | Love your shins |
| [02:00.43] | Them's the only ones you got and you'll miss 'em when they're gone |
| [02:05.23] | Dance! I said dance, monkey! |
| [02:12.00] | Dance! I said dance, monkey! |
| [02:16.06] | ==【Dale】== |
| [02:16.16] | Do one thing every day that scares somebody. |
| [02:20.66] | ==【Cotton】== |
| [02:20.76] | Dance! I said dance, monkey! |
| [02:25.01] | ==【Hank】== |
| [02:25.11] | Go to the bathroom every chance you can |
| [02:28.85] | Don't trust a man who spends more than $10 on a haircut |
| [02:36.53] | Buy American |
| [02:39.35] | Even if it doesn't work as well |
| [02:41.54] | ==【Bill】== |
| [02:41.64] | Be kind to your wife |
| [02:44.33] | You may never know when she just might leave ya for no reason |
| [02:49.18] | ==【Peggy】== |
| [02:49.28] | Do not read beauty magazines |
| [02:51.81] | They will only make you feel sorry for those skinny, little drugged out models |
| [02:57.02] | ==【Hank】== |
| [02:57.12] | Mow against the grain |
| [03:03.21] | ==【Hank】== |
| [03:03.31] | My lawn is my flag |
| [03:06.14] | It tells the world |
| [03:07.62] | Here lives a competent |
| [03:09.51] | Trustworthy salesman of propane and propane accessories |
| [03:13.64] | ==【Bill】== |
| [03:13.74] | Dance |
| [03:14.99] | Even if you have no where to do it but alone in your living room |
| [03:19.11] | Alone |
| [03:20.01] | With a mop |
| [03:21.20] | ==【Hank】== |
| [03:21.30] | Never throw out an old comb |
| [03:24.00] | A comb is one tool that last a lifetime |
| [03:29.16] | ==【Dale】== |
| [03:29.26] | Set aside time every day to check to see if your fly is up |
| [03:36.11] | ==【Hank】== |
| [03:36.21] | Don't go to therapy |
| [03:38.47] | It'll only screw you up more |
| [03:41.10] | ==【Hank】== |
| [03:41.20] | Don't waste money on fancy soap |
| [03:45.01] | ==【Hank】== |
| [03:45.11] | Never, ever trust a man who is wearing a beret |
| [03:50.84] | ==【Hank】== |
| [03:50.94] | If there's a better friend than a roll of duct tape I'd like to meet him |
| [03:55.83] | ==【Boomhauer】== |
| [03:55.93] | I tell you one thing man in any kind of relationship is dang ol' communication |
| [04:02.73] | It's the most important thing in any kind of relationship |
| [04:06.42] | I tell you what man what we have here is a failure to communicate |
| [00:00.00] | Hank |
| [00:00.10] | Find out what your niche is |
| [00:02.07] | Because that leads to riches |
| [00:05.69] | Hank |
| [00:05.79] | Beer from a can always tastes two degrees cooler than beer from a bottle |
| [00:10.85] | Even if they' re the same temperature |
| [00:13.14] | I' m don' t know why |
| [00:14.28] | I' m not a physicist |
| [00:15.35] | But I am a beer drinker |
| [00:17.44] | Hank |
| [00:17.54] | Never drink anything with an umbrella |
| [00:20.66] | A fruit wedge |
| [00:22.07] | Or a plastic monkey in it |
| [00:24.46] | Peggy |
| [00:24.56] | Remember |
| [00:25.51] | Butter first |
| [00:27.06] | Milk second |
| [00:28.77] | Then add the cheese powder |
| [00:30.89] | Dale |
| [00:30.99] | Inhale deeply and often |
| [00:34.47] | You' re payin' for the nicotine |
| [00:36.88] | You might as well get the most out of it |
| [00:39.51] | Hank |
| [00:39.61] | Don' t be the type of person who sits around talking about his own genitalia |
| [00:45.00] | Boomhauer |
| [00:45.09] | I tell you what you do man you take one of these little ol' dollar bills man |
| [00:48.67] | Ol' George Washington on there get one of those cartoon balloons man |
| [00:58.04] | Leanne |
| [00:58.14] | Enjoy your body |
| [01:00.09] | Use it everywhere you can |
| [01:02.34] | Feel good about your body |
| [01:05.21] | Show it to everyone |
| [01:06.86] | Peggy |
| [01:06.96] | Your feet are not as big as you think they are |
| [01:11.23] | Bobby |
| [01:11.33] | Enjoy your body |
| [01:13.21] | Almost any part can make a fart noise |
| [01:17.69] | In between your toes |
| [01:20.82] | Behind your knee |
| [01:23.85] | Inside the elbow |
| [01:26.85] | Even behind your ear |
| [01:29.96] | From your chin to your neck |
| [01:33.36] | And of course |
| [01:35.41] | You have your armpit |
| [01:38.00] | Hank |
| [01:38.07] | Always read the directions |
| [01:40.70] | Enjoy your spatula |
| [01:43.20] | Use it everywhere you can |
| [01:48.87] | If it rusts |
| [01:46.22] | Don' t be afraid of what people think of it |
| [01:48.62] | It is the greatest instrument you will ever own |
| [01:51.91] | Bobby |
| [01:52.01] | Write your locker combination where you' ll remember it |
| [01:55.95] | But not inside your locker |
| [01:58.12] | Cotton |
| [01:58.22] | Love your shins |
| [02:00.43] | Them' s the only ones you got and you' ll miss ' em when they' re gone |
| [02:05.23] | Dance! I said dance, monkey! |
| [02:12.00] | Dance! I said dance, monkey! |
| [02:16.06] | Dale |
| [02:16.16] | Do one thing every day that scares somebody. |
| [02:20.66] | Cotton |
| [02:20.76] | Dance! I said dance, monkey! |
| [02:25.01] | Hank |
| [02:25.11] | Go to the bathroom every chance you can |
| [02:28.85] | Don' t trust a man who spends more than 10 on a haircut |
| [02:36.53] | Buy American |
| [02:39.35] | Even if it doesn' t work as well |
| [02:41.54] | Bill |
| [02:41.64] | Be kind to your wife |
| [02:44.33] | You may never know when she just might leave ya for no reason |
| [02:49.18] | Peggy |
| [02:49.28] | Do not read beauty magazines |
| [02:51.81] | They will only make you feel sorry for those skinny, little drugged out models |
| [02:57.02] | Hank |
| [02:57.12] | Mow against the grain |
| [03:03.21] | Hank |
| [03:03.31] | My lawn is my flag |
| [03:06.14] | It tells the world |
| [03:07.62] | Here lives a competent |
| [03:09.51] | Trustworthy salesman of propane and propane accessories |
| [03:13.64] | Bill |
| [03:13.74] | Dance |
| [03:14.99] | Even if you have no where to do it but alone in your living room |
| [03:19.11] | Alone |
| [03:20.01] | With a mop |
| [03:21.20] | Hank |
| [03:21.30] | Never throw out an old comb |
| [03:24.00] | A comb is one tool that last a lifetime |
| [03:29.16] | Dale |
| [03:29.26] | Set aside time every day to check to see if your fly is up |
| [03:36.11] | Hank |
| [03:36.21] | Don' t go to therapy |
| [03:38.47] | It' ll only screw you up more |
| [03:41.10] | Hank |
| [03:41.20] | Don' t waste money on fancy soap |
| [03:45.01] | Hank |
| [03:45.11] | Never, ever trust a man who is wearing a beret |
| [03:50.84] | Hank |
| [03:50.94] | If there' s a better friend than a roll of duct tape I' d like to meet him |
| [03:55.83] | Boomhauer |
| [03:55.93] | I tell you one thing man in any kind of relationship is dang ol' communication |
| [04:02.73] | It' s the most important thing in any kind of relationship |
| [04:06.42] | I tell you what man what we have here is a failure to communicate |
| [00:00.00] | hàn kè |
| [00:00.10] | zhǎo dào nǐ shì hé de wèi zhì |
| [00:02.07] | yīn wèi nà huì dài gěi nǐ gèng hǎo de wèi zhì |
| [00:05.69] | hàn kè |
| [00:05.79] | guàn zhuāng pí jiǔ zǒng shì bǐ píng zhuāng pí jiǔ hē qǐ lái yào bīng shuǎng liǎng gè děng jí |
| [00:10.85] | jí biàn tā men shì tóng yàng de wēn dù |
| [00:13.14] | wǒ bù zhī dào wèi shà |
| [00:14.28] | wǒ bú shì wù lǐ xué jiā |
| [00:15.35] | dàn wǒ shì gè yǐn pí jiǔ zhě |
| [00:17.44] | hàn kè |
| [00:17.54] | bié hē nà zhǒng bēi zi shàng yǒu bǎ xiǎo sǎn de |
| [00:20.66] | yǒu yí kuài ér shuǐ guǒ de |
| [00:22.07] | yǐ jí lǐ tou yǒu gè sù liào hóu de yǐn liào |
| [00:24.46] | pèi jí |
| [00:24.56] | jì zhù |
| [00:25.51] | xiān shì huáng yóu |
| [00:27.06] | zài shì niú nǎi |
| [00:28.77] | rán hòu jiā rù nǎi lào fěn |
| [00:30.89] | dài ěr |
| [00:30.99] | shí shí shēn xī yī kǒu yān |
| [00:34.47] | nǐ zài wèi ní gǔ dīng mǎi dān |
| [00:36.88] | nǐ bù fáng jiāng tā chōng fèn huī huò |
| [00:39.51] | hàn kè |
| [00:39.61] | bié chéng wéi nà zhǒng zuò zhe tán lùn zì jǐ de rén |
| [00:45.00] | bù mǔ háo ěr |
| [00:45.09] | wǒ gēn nǐ jiǎng a lǎo tiě nǐ shì zěn me zuò de nǐ zài zhèi xiē qián lǐ ná le yì diǎn ér xiǎo qián |
| [00:48.67] | qiáo zhì huá shèng dùn zài na r mǎi le yì zhī kǎ tōng qì qiú lǎo tiě |
| [00:58.04] | lì ān |
| [00:58.14] | xiǎng shòu nǐ de shēn tǐ |
| [01:00.09] | zài suǒ yǒu nǐ néng yòng de shàng de dì fāng qù huī huò |
| [01:02.34] | duì nǐ de shēn tǐ bǎo chí hǎo gǎn |
| [01:05.21] | bìng zhǎn shì gěi měi ge rén |
| [01:06.86] | pèi jí |
| [01:06.96] | nǐ de jiǎo bìng méi yǒu nǐ yǐ wéi de nà me dà |
| [01:11.23] | bào bǐ |
| [01:11.33] | xiǎng shòu nǐ de shēn tǐ |
| [01:13.21] | jī hū měi gè bù wèi dōu néng fā chū de shēng yīn |
| [01:17.69] | zài nǐ de jiǎo zhǐ zhī jiān |
| [01:20.82] | xī gài hòu miàn |
| [01:23.85] | gē bó zhǒu lǐ |
| [01:26.85] | shèn zhì ěr duǒ hòu miàn |
| [01:29.96] | cóng xià bā dào bó zi |
| [01:33.36] | dāng rán le |
| [01:35.41] | hái yǒu nǐ de gē zhī wō |
| [01:38.00] | hàn kè |
| [01:38.07] | duō kàn shuō míng shū |
| [01:40.70] | xiǎng shòu nǐ de chǎn zǐ |
| [01:43.20] | zài nǐ néng yòng de shàng de dì fāng dōu yòng tā |
| [01:46.22] | bié pà bié rén zěn me xiǎng |
| [01:48.62] | zhè shì nǐ suǒ yōng yǒu de zuì wěi dà de gōng jù |
| [01:48.87] | rú guǒ tā shēng xiù de huà |
| [01:51.91] | bào bǐ |
| [01:52.01] | zài nǐ huì jì de de dì fāng xiě xià nǐ de chǔ wù guì mì mǎ |
| [01:55.95] | dàn bié xiě zài guì zi lǐ miàn |
| [01:58.12] | kāng dùn |
| [01:58.22] | ài nǐ de jī fū ba |
| [02:00.43] | tā shì nǐ wéi yī yōng yǒu de, dāng tā lí qù shí nǐ huì sī niàn tā de |
| [02:05.23] | gěi wǒ tiào wǔ! wǒ shuō gěi wǒ tiào a, hóu ér! |
| [02:12.00] | tiào! wǒ shuō nǐ dǎo shì tiào a, hóu ér! |
| [02:16.06] | dài ěr |
| [02:16.16] | měi tiān zuò yī jiàn xià rén de shì ér |
| [02:20.66] | kāng dùn |
| [02:20.76] | gěi wǒ tiào wǔ! wǒ shuō gěi wǒ tiào ya dǎo shì, hóu ér! |
| [02:25.01] | hàn kè |
| [02:25.11] | zài nǐ néng yǒu jī huì qù xǐ shǒu jiān de shí hòu měi cì dōu dé qù |
| [02:28.85] | bié xiāng xìn yí gè zài fà xíng shàng huā guò shí kuài qián yǐ shàng de nán rén |
| [02:36.53] | mǎi měi guó huò |
| [02:39.35] | jí biàn tā yě méi shà yòng |
| [02:41.54] | bǐ ěr |
| [02:41.64] | duì nǐ xí fù hǎo diǎn ér |
| [02:44.33] | nǐ kě néng yǒng yuǎn bù zhī dào tā huì zài shén me shí hòu wú yuán wú gù dì lí kāi nǐ |
| [02:49.18] | pèi jí |
| [02:49.28] | bié kàn měi nǚ zá zhì |
| [02:51.81] | tā men zhǐ huì ràng nǐ wèi nèi xiē pí bāo gǔ bìng guò dù de xiǎo mó tè ér gǎn dào yí hàn |
| [02:57.02] | hàn kè |
| [02:57.12] | gē gǔ zi |
| [03:03.21] | hàn kè |
| [03:03.31] | wǒ de cǎo píng shì wǒ de qí zhì |
| [03:06.14] | tā gào sù shì jiè |
| [03:07.62] | zhè ér shēng huó zhe yí gè néng gàn de rén |
| [03:09.51] | kào pǔ de shí yóu qì xiāo shòu yuán hé shí yóu qì pèi jiàn |
| [03:13.64] | bǐ ěr |
| [03:13.74] | tiào wǔ ba |
| [03:14.99] | jí shǐ nǐ chú le gū shēn yī rén zài nǐ jiā kè tīng tiào tiào zhī wài |
| [03:19.11] | méi bié de dì r kě tiào |
| [03:20.01] | hé yí gè tuō bǎ tiào wǔ yě shì hǎo de |
| [03:21.20] | hàn kè |
| [03:21.30] | yǒng yuǎn bié rēng diào yī bǎ jiù shū zi |
| [03:24.00] | shū zi kě shì yī zhǒng zhōng qí yī shēng dōu yòng de shàng de gōng jù |
| [03:29.16] | dài ěr |
| [03:29.26] | měi tiān chōu kòng ér zhā kàn yī xià nǐ de cāng yíng shì bú shì zài fēi |
| [03:36.11] | hàn kè |
| [03:36.21] | bié qù zhì liáo |
| [03:38.47] | nà zhǐ huì ràng nǐ tú zēng fán nǎo |
| [03:41.10] | hàn kè |
| [03:41.20] | bié bǎ qián làng fèi zài xiāng zào shàng |
| [03:45.01] | hàn kè |
| [03:45.11] | yǒng yuǎn bié xiāng xìn yí gè dài zhe bèi léi mào de nán rén |
| [03:50.84] | hàn kè |
| [03:50.94] | rú guǒ yǒu bǐ yī juàn ér jiāo dài gèng hǎo de péng yǒu, wǒ dǎo xiǎng jiàn jiàn tā |
| [03:55.83] | bù mǔ háo ěr |
| [03:55.93] | wǒ gēn nǐ shuō a lǎo tiě zài rèn hé yī zhǒng guān xì zhī zhōng gōu tōng dōu shì bì yào de |
| [04:02.73] | zhè shì rèn hé yī zhǒng rén jì guān xì zhī zhōng zuì zhòng yào de shì ér |
| [04:06.42] | wǒ gēn nǐ jiǎng lǎo tiě wǒ men xiàn zài jiù shì yī zhǒng gōu tōng de shī bài |