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Why don't you sit right back and I |
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I may tell you a tale, a tale of 3 |
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Little pigs and a big bad wolf |
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Well, the first little piggy |
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Well, he was kinda hick |
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He spent most of his days |
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Just day dreamin' of the city |
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And then one day he bought a guitar |
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He moved to Hollywood to become a star |
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But living on the farm he knew nothing of the city |
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Built his house outta straw, what a pity? |
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Then one day |
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Jammin' on some chords |
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Along came the wolf |
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Knockin' on his door |
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Little pig, little pig let me in |
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Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin |
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Little pig, little pig let me in |
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Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin |
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Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin' |
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I'll blow your house in |
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Huffin', puffin' |
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I'll blow your house in |
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I'm huffin', puffin' |
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I'll blow your house in |
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Huffin' and puffin' |
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An' I'll blow your house in |
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Well, the second little piggy |
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Well, he was kinda stokin' |
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Spent most of his days just a ganja smokin' |
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Hoppin' and a boppin' down on Venice beach |
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Gettin' paid money for religious speech |
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Built his shelter from what he garbage picked |
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Mostly made up of old cans and sticks |
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Then one day he was crankin' out Bob Marley |
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Along came the wolf on his big bad harley |
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Little pig, little pig let me in |
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Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin |
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Little pig, little pig let me in |
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Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin |
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Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin' |
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I'll blow your house in |
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Huffin', puffin' |
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I'll blow your house in |
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I'm huffin', I'm puffin' |
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I'll blow your house in |
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Huffin' and puffin' |
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An' I'll blow your house in |
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Well, the third little piggy |
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The grade A student, his daddy was a rock star |
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Named Pig Nugent, earned his master's degree |
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From Harvard college |
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Built his house from his architect knowledge |
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A tri level mansion |
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Hollywood hills |
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Daddy's rock stardom |
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Paid for the bills |
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Then one day came the old house masher |
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The big bad wolf the little piggy slasher |
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Little pig, little pig let me in |
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Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin |
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Little pig, little pig let me in |
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Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin |
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Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin' |
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I'll blow your house in |
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Huffin', puffin' |
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I'll blow your house in |
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Huffin', puffin' |
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I'll blow your house in |
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Huffin' and puffin' |
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An' I'll blow your house in |
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Well, the big bad wolf, well, he huffed and he puffed |
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All that he could and low and behold |
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The little piggy's house stood |
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It's made out of concrete the little piggy shouted |
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The wolf just frowned as he pouted |
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So they called 911 like any piggy would |
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They sent out Rambo just as fast as they could |
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Yo wolf face |
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I'm your worst nightmare |
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Your ass is mine |
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Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see |
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And that's the end of story, for you and me |
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But still give a listen, you just may |
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Hear the big wolf and little piggies say |
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Little pig, little pig let me in |
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Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin |
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Little pig, little pig let me in |
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Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin |
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Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin' |
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I'll blow your house in |
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Huffin', puffin' |
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Blow your house in |
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Huffin', puffin' |
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Blow your house in |
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Huffin', puffin' |
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Blow your house in |
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Huffin' and puffin' and |
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I'll blow your house in |
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Huffin' and puffin' and |
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I'll blow your house in |
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Huffin' and puffin' and |
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I'll blow your house in |
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Huffin' and I'll puffin' and |
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I'll blow your house in |
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And the moral of the story is |
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That bands with no talent |
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Can easily amuse idiots |
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With a stupid puppet show |
