The Real Slim Shady

歌曲 The Real Slim Shady
歌手 Eminem
专辑 Platinum Collection 2001

歌词

[00:02] May I have your attention please?
[00:06] May I have your attention please?
[00:08] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:11] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:16] We're going to have a problem here
[00:18] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20] jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23] started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:25] they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
[00:27] It's the return of the
[00:28] "Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:32] And Dr Dre said
[00:33] ....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
[00:36] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:41] look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43] limpin' to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"
[00:45] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47] but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:50] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
[00:52] but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55] my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:56] and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59] and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01] and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
[01:03] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05] by the time they hit 4th grade,
[01:07] they got the discovery channel don't they?
[01:08] We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
[01:10] who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
[01:13] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16] then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
[01:20] Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...
[01:22] I'm Slim Shady
[01:23] Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26] So won't the real Slim Shady...
[01:28] Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[01:31] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:32] Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:33] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:35] So won't the real Slim shady...
[01:37] Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[01:40] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43] Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
[01:45] You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
[01:47] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
[01:50] "But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:52] Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
[01:54] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
[01:56] Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
[02:03] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:05] "yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe"
[02:08] I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
[02:12] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:15] So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:17] And theres a million of us just like me
[02:19] Who cuss like me
[02:20] Who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:21] Who dress like me
[02:22] Walk, talk and act like me
[02:23] It just might be the next best thing
[02:25] But not quite me
[02:26] I'm Slim Shady
[02:27] Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:28] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:30] So won't the real Slim Shady...
[02:32] Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[02:35] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:36] Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:37] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40] So won't the real Slim shady...
[02:41] Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[02:44] I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:46] Cause I'm only giving you
[02:47] things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:49] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[02:52] And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:54] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56] And whether you like to admit it (rip)
[02:57] I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:00] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
[03:03] Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:05] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
[03:07] Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:10] But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:12] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:14] He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:16] Or in the parking lot circling
[03:19] screaming I don't give a fuck
[03:20] With his windows down and system up
[03:22] So will the real Shady, please stand up
[03:23] and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26] and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28] and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:30] Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:31] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:32] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35] So won't the real Slim Shady...
[03:36] Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[03:39] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:40] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:41] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44] So won't the real Slim shady...
[03:45] Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[03:49] I'm Slim Shady
[03:50] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:53] So won't the real Slim Shady...
[03:54] Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
[03:58] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:59] Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:00] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:02] So won't the real Slim shady...
[04:03] Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

歌词大意

[00:02] qǐng dà jiā tīng hǎo le!
[00:06] qǐng dà jiā tīng hǎo le!
[00:08] qǐng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady qǐ lì!
[00:11] wǒ zài chóng fù: qǐng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady qǐ lì!
[00:16] wǒ men zhè yǒu má fán le.
[00:18] nǐ men yí gè gè dōu biǎo xiàn dé xiàng shì tóu yī huí jiàn dào bái rén yí yàng
[00:20] xià bā dōu tiē dào dì shàng le, jiù hǎo xiàng Pam yí yàng, kàn jiàn Tommy tū rán chōng jìn mén lái.
[00:23] rán hòu tā kāi shǐ yuè lái yuè fēng kuáng dì zhuī zhú tā de pì gǔ.
[00:25] qí shí zhī qián tā men yǐ jīng lí hūn le, tā bǎ tā rēng dé lǎo yuǎn.
[00:27] zhè shì XX de huí guī
[00:28] " a děng děng, bù néng děng le, nǐ zài kāi wán xiào ba tā shuō de bìng bú shì wǒ rèn wéi tā zuò guò de shì, duì ma?"
[00:32] jiē xià lái Dr. Dre shuō...
[00:33] bái chī! shén me yě méi shuō! Dr. Dre zǎo jiù sǐ le, tā de shī tǐ bèi wǒ suǒ zài dì xià shì le! hā hā!
[00:36] nǚ quán zhǔ yì de niáng men tè bié" xǐ ài" āi mǐ nà mǔ.
[00:38] qī zuǐ bā shé de tán lùn zhe Slim Shady," wǒ tǎo yàn tā,
[00:41] nǐ qiáo qiáo tā nà yàng ér, zǒu lái zǒu qù dì, shǒu lǐ zhuā zhe tā nà gè... nǐ zhī dào shì shà dōng xī,
[00:43] cháo zhe... nǐ zhī dào shì shuí... dǒu lái dǒu qù."" méi cuò, kě shì tā tǐng shuài!"
[00:45] shì de, wǒ yě xǔ zhēn de nǎo dài lǐ quē le liǎng kē luó sī dīng.
[00:47] dàn zhì shǎo bǐ nǐ fù mǔ wò shì lǐ fā shēng de nèi xiē shì qíng yào zhèng cháng yì diǎn.
[00:50] yǒu shí, wǒ zhēn xiǎng zài diàn shì shàng sā sā yě.
[00:52] dàn kě xī zuò bú dào, bù guò Tom Green nà jiā huo hé yì zhī tuó lù shī tǐ hēi hēi hēi zhè jiàn shì hái shì tǐng kù de.
[00:55] wǒ de pì gǔ zài nǐ zuǐ biān, wǒ de pì gǔ zài nǐ zuǐ biān.
[00:56] rú guǒ wǒ gòu xìng yùn de huà nǐ kě yǐ qīn tā yī xiǎo kǒu.
[00:59] zhè jiù shì wǒ men xiǎng yào guàn shū gěi xiǎo péng yǒu de xùn xī.
[01:01] bìng qiě qī wàng tā men yǒng yuǎn bù zhī dào nǚ rén de yīn dì shì shà.
[01:03] kě shì tā men zǒng yǒu yì tiān huì zhī dào shén me shì xìng jiāo.
[01:05] dāng tā men dào le sì nián jí de shí hòu,
[01:07] tā men hái yǒu tàn suǒ pín dào kě kàn, bú shì ma?
[01:08] " wǒ men dōu bù guò shì bǔ rǔ dòng wù" méi cuò, yǒu de hái shì shí rén dòng wù ne.
[01:10] zhèi xiē shí rén dòng wù bǎ qí tā de rén qiē kāi jiù xiàng qiē kāi líng yáng yí yàng .
[01:13] dàn shì jì rán wǒ men kě yǐ hé dòng wù shī tǐ yǐ jí líng yáng zuò ài .
[01:16] nà jiù méi lǐ yóu shuō rén yú rén zhī jiān bù luàn jiāo.
[01:18] dàn rú guǒ nǐ xǐ huān, wǒ dào yǒu gè fǎ zǐ.
[01:20] nǚ shì mén yáo qǐ nǐ men de wà kù, qí shēng hé chàng!
[01:22] wǒ shì Slim Shady.
[01:23] méi cuò, wǒ shì zhēn de Slim Shady.
[01:24] nǐ men zhèi xiē Slim Shady bù guò shì wǒ de fù zhì pǐn.
[01:26] ér bú shì zhēn de Slim Shady.
[01:28] qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái...
[01:31] wǒ shì Slim Shady.
[01:32] méi cuò, wǒ shì zhēn de Slim Shady.
[01:33] nǐ men zhèi xiē Slim Shady bù guò shì wǒ de fù zhì pǐn.
[01:35] ér bú shì zhēn de Slim Shady.
[01:37] qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái...
[01:40] wēi ěr shǐ mì sī zài tā de shuō chàng lǐ pò kǒu dà mà cái mài dé chū qù.
[01:43] wǒ yě néng, suǒ yǐ qù tā mā de, yě qù nǐ men mā de!
[01:45] nǐ men yǐ wéi wǒ lǎo zi huì guǎn gé lái měi dí pì shì?
[01:47] nǐ men zhè qún pī píng jiā yī bàn yǐ shàng dōu shòu bù liǎo wǒ, gèng bié tí zhī chí wǒ le.
[01:50] " dàn shì Slim, rú guǒ nǐ dé jiǎng le ne? zhè bú huì hěn qí guài ma"
[01:52] wèi shí me, nǐ men zhè bāng hún dàn bǎ wǒ piàn dào zhè lǐ,
[01:54] suǒ yǐ nǐ men néng ràng wǒ hé Britney Spears zuò yì qǐ,
[01:56] cāo, Christina Aguilera zuì hǎo hé wǒ huàn zuò,
[01:59] suǒ yǐ wǒ jiù néng zuò zài Carson Daly hé Fred Durst páng
[02:01] rán hòu tīng tā men zhēng chǎo zhe xiān duì shuí shì hǎo.
[02:03] xiǎo jiàn rén zài MTV shàng rě huǒ le wǒ.
[02:05] " shì de, tā dí què hěn shuài, dàn wǒ xiǎng tā yǐ jīng hé Kim, jié hūn le, hē hē"
[02:08] wǒ yīng gāi bǎ tā de gē xià dào MP3 lǐ
[02:10] ràng quán shì jiè kàn kàn nǐ shì zěn me ràng āi mǐ nà mǔ rǎn shàng xìng bìng de.
[02:12] wǒ duì nǐ men zhè qún nán nán nǚ nǚ de zǔ hé gǎn dào ě xīn.
[02:15] suǒ yǐ wǒ bèi sòng dào zhè lǐ lái huǐ miè nǐ men.
[02:17] zhè lǐ yǒu shù bǎi wàn xiàng wǒ zhè yàng de rén,
[02:19] xiàng wǒ yí yàng zhòu mà,
[02:20] shén me dōu bù guǎn.
[02:21] chuān de xiàng wǒ,
[02:22] zǒu lù, shuō huà, dòng zuò dōu xiàng wǒ.
[02:23] nà yě kě néng zhǐ shì gè hǎo shì,
[02:25] dàn jué bú shì wǒ.
[02:26] wǒ shì Slim Shady ,
[02:27] wǒ shì zhēn de Slim Shady ,
[02:28] nǐ men zhèi xiē Slim Shadys bù guò shì mó fǎng wǒ,
[02:30] ér bú shì zhēn de Slim Shady .
[02:32] qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái...
[02:35] wǒ shì Slim Shady ,
[02:36] wǒ shì zhēn de Slim Shady ,
[02:37] nǐ men zhèi xiē Slim Shadys bù guò shì mó fǎng wǒ,
[02:40] ér bú shì zhēn de Slim Shady .
[02:41] qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái...
[02:44] wǒ xiàng gè tóu tóu,
[02:46] yīn wèi wǒ zhǐ gěi le nǐ
[02:47] zài wò shì lǐ hé nǐ de péng yǒu kāi de màn wú biān jì de wán xiào.
[02:49] wéi yī bù tóng de, wǒ kě yǐ zài nǐ men miàn qián jìn qíng dì wán,
[02:52] wǒ bú huì shī bài, huò gēn běn bú huì bèi táng kǎ zhù sǎng mén,
[02:54] wǒ zhǐ yào mài kè fēng rán hòu kāi shǐ biǎo yǎn.
[02:56] bù guǎn nǐ chéng rèn yǔ fǒu,
[02:57] wǒ bǐ nǐ men zhè qún Rapper lǐ 90 de rén mà dé dōu hǎo.
[03:00] rán hòu nǐ men jiù huì xiǎng zhī dào wèi shà xiǎo hái men xiàng kē le yào yí yàng yào wǒ de zhuān jí.
[03:03] hěn yǒu qù. dāng wǒ 30 le
[03:05] nà shí wǒ shì yǎng lǎo yuàn lǐ wéi yī kě yǐ tiáo qíng de rén.
[03:07] dāng wǒ hái zài hé Jergens hú gǎo shí mō hù shì mén de pì gǔ.
[03:10] yī dà dài de zhǐ shì qì dōu bù néng gōng zuò.
[03:12] rén rén dōu shì Slim Shady,
[03:14] tā kě néng zài hàn bǎo wáng gōng zuò, ér qiě hái zài nǐ de yáng cōng quān shàng tǔ kǒu shuǐ.
[03:16] huò zhě zài tíng chē chǎng zhuàn lái zhuàn qù.
[03:19] dà hǎn zhe, qù nǐ mā de!
[03:20] dāng tā de chē chuāng fàng xià lái, chē dōu qǐ dòng le.
[03:22] suǒ yǐ zhēn zhèng de Shady qǐng zhàn qǐ lái.
[03:23] bǎ měi shuāng shǒu de nà gēn shǒu zhǐ dōu shù qǐ lái.
[03:26] rán hòu qù jiāo ào ba, qù fàng zòng ba, qù shī qù lǐ zhì ba.
[03:28] zài lái yī cì, yuè dà shēng yuè hǎo, shuō shí mǒ?
[03:30] wǒ shì Slim Shady ,
[03:31] wǒ shì zhēn de Slim Shady ,
[03:32] nǐ men zhèi xiē Slim Shadys bù guò shì mó fǎng wǒ,
[03:35] ér bú shì zhēn zhèng de Slim Shadys,
[03:36] qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái...
[03:39] wǒ shì Slim Shady ,
[03:40] wǒ shì zhēn de Slim Shady ,
[03:41] nǐ men zhèi xiē Slim Shadys bù guò shì mó fǎng wǒ,
[03:44] ér bú shì zhēn zhèng de Slim Shadys,
[03:45] qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái...
[03:49] wǒ shì Slim Shady ,
[03:50] wǒ shì zhēn de Slim Shady ,
[03:51] nǐ men zhèi xiē Slim Shadys bù guò shì mó fǎng wǒ,
[03:53] ér bú shì zhēn zhèng de Slim Shadys,
[03:54] qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái...
[03:58] wǒ shì Slim Shady ,
[03:59] wǒ shì zhēn de Slim Shady ,
[04:00] nǐ men zhèi xiē Slim Shadys bù guò shì mó fǎng wǒ,
[04:02] ér bú shì zhēn zhèng de Slim Shadys
[04:03] qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái, qǐng zhàn qǐ lái...