| 歌曲 | There's A Platypus Controlling Me |
| 歌手 | YoungStar |
| 专辑 | Phineas and Ferb: Across the 1st and 2nd Dimensions |
| [00:06.53] | Vanessa: Dad? |
| [00:07.32] | Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa! |
| [00:08.47] | Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing? |
| [00:10.26] | Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest, I don't really understand |
| [00:12.74] | But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands |
| [00:15.23] | And I got records on my fingers |
| [00:16.50] | Teens: Whaaat? |
| [00:16.98] | Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers |
| [00:17.90] | I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop |
| [00:20.14] | Teens: Don't stop |
| [00:21.05] | Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop, I got a platypus controlling me |
| [00:22.73] | Teens: Whaaat? |
| [00:23.49] | Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me |
| [00:25.14] | Now let me sum it up |
| [00:26.32] | It was a strange set of circumstances |
| [00:27.60] | Teens: Strange set of circumstances |
| [00:28.86] | Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands, |
| [00:31.36] | now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop |
| [00:33.73] | Teens: Don't stop! Don't stop! |
| [00:34.78] | Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able |
| [00:36.25] | There's a Platypus Controlling Me, he's underneath the table |
| [00:38.63] | Teens: There's a platypus controlling him- WHAAAT? |
| [00:40.80] | Teen: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down! |
| [00:45.61] | Teens: Like corporations are a platypus |
| [00:47.38] | The government's a platypus |
| [00:48.68] | Your teacher is a platypus |
| [00:49.89] | Weird Teen: My teacher is a panda |
| [00:51.21] | Teens: Society's a platypus |
| [00:52.40] | My parents are a platypus |
| [00:53.63] | The media's a platypus |
| [00:54.88] | It's all just propaganda |
| [00:56.08] | Yeah we've all got a platypus controlling us |
| [00:58.40] | Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No, just me |
| [00:59.17] | Teens: We've all got a platypus controlling us |
| [01:00.42] | Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able |
| [01:01.15] | Teens: We've all got a platypus controlling us |
| [01:02.53] | Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically |
| [01:03.52] | the platypus controlling me is underneath the table |
| [01:05.95] | Wait! Oh wait, no, he's gone! |
| [01:08.47] | Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me. |
| [01:13.40] | There's no platypus controlling me! |
| [00:06.53] | fán nī shā: bà? |
| [00:07.32] | dù bó shì: hāi, fán nī shā! |
| [00:08.47] | fán nī shā: bà, nǐ zài gàn shén me |
| [00:10.26] | dù bó shì: chéng shí de jiǎng wǒ xiàn zài què shí bù zhī dào |
| [00:12.74] | wǒ cóng shān shàng gǔn xià lái xiàn zài shǒu shàng yǒu jiāo shuǐ |
| [00:15.23] | dié piàn xiàn zài zhān zài wǒ shǒu shàng |
| [00:16.50] | zhòng rén: shén me? |
| [00:16.98] | dù bó shì: dié piàn zhān shǒu shàng |
| [00:17.90] | dié piàn zhān shǒu shàng gēn běn tíng bù xià lái |
| [00:20.14] | zhòng: bié tíng |
| [00:21.05] | dù: wǒ tíng bù xià lái yǒu zhǐ yā zuǐ shòu zài kòng zhì wǒ |
| [00:22.73] | zhòng: shén me? |
| [00:23.49] | dù: yǒu zhǐ yā zuǐ shòu zài kòng zhì wǒ |
| [00:25.14] | wǒ cóng tóu zài shuō yī biàn |
| [00:26.32] | zhè shì gè hěn qí guài de qíng kuàng |
| [00:27.60] | zhòng: qí guài qíng kuàng |
| [00:28.86] | dù: wǒ cóng shān shàng gǔn xià lái xiàn zài shǒu shàng yǒu jiāo shuǐ |
| [00:31.36] | dié piàn zhān shǒu shàng gēn běn tíng bù xià lái |
| [00:33.73] | zhòng: bié tíng! bié tíng! |
| [00:34.78] | dù: rú guǒ xiàn zài yǒu kě néng de huà |
| [00:36.25] | yǒu zhǐ yā zuǐ shòu zài kòng zhì wǒ, tā jiù zài zhuō zi xià |
| [00:38.63] | zhòng: yǒu zhǐ yā zuǐ shòu zài kòng zhì tā shén me? |
| [00:40.80] | mǒu rén: wǒ míng bái le, yā zuǐ shòu shì zhǒng bù hǎo de yǐn yù |
| [00:45.61] | zhòng: jiù xiàng gōng sī yā zuǐ shòu |
| [00:47.38] | shān mǔ dà shū yā zuǐ shòu |
| [00:48.68] | nǐ de lǎo shī yā zuǐ shòu |
| [00:49.89] | mǒu rén: wǒ de lǎo shī shì xióng māo |
| [00:51.21] | zhòng: shè huì yā zuǐ shòu |
| [00:52.40] | wǒ de fù mǔ yā zuǐ shòu |
| [00:53.63] | méi tǐ yā zuǐ shòu |
| [00:54.88] | zhè zhǐ shì gè xuān chuán |
| [00:56.08] | yǒu zhǐ yā zuǐ shòu zài kòng zhì wǒ men |
| [00:58.40] | dù: bù, zhǐ shì wǒ |
| [00:59.17] | zhòng: yǒu zhǐ yā zuǐ shòu zài kòng zhì wǒ men |
| [01:00.42] | dù: rú guǒ wǒ néng tíng wǒ jiù huì tíng xià |
| [01:01.15] | zhòng: yǒu zhǐ yā zuǐ shòu zài kòng zhì wǒ men |
| [01:02.53] | dù: zhè bú shì gè bǐ yù |
| [01:03.52] | yǒu zhǐ yā zuǐ shòu zài kòng zhì wǒ cáng zài zhuō dǐ xià |
| [01:05.95] | děng děng! tā zǒu le! |
| [01:08.47] | xiàn zài méi yǒu yā zuǐ shòu zài kòng zhì wǒ le! |
| [01:13.40] | xiàn zài méi yǒu yā zuǐ shòu zài kòng zhì wǒ le! |