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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Back in Gimmelschtump |
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I always had to keep it real |
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Cause when you grow up in Gimmelshtump |
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Young Heinz: Your childhood is less than ideal! |
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: So I don't dwell on how I'll crawled my way out of the gutter |
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No I don't! |
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When people ask me what I mean, I say |
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D-D-D-Do I stutter! |
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz: But I'm no longer a hater |
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Cause I got an Inator |
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And a over-complicated scheme |
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I get a couple of checks |
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Every month from my Ex |
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So I can finance my coming regime! |
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And though my past was a wreck |
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I won't let it affect |
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My aspirations to cause mass hysteria |
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Cause I'm as sure as can be |
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That it's my destiny |
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To be the ruler of the Tri-State Area! |