| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 馒头 |
| [00:00.30] | 作词 : 馒头 |
| [00:00.92] | 给力婚婚婚 |
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| [00:06.80] | ――馒头音乐――【给力三部曲】之3 |
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| [00:25.91] | 每次黑夜来临万家灯火初上 |
| [00:32.24] | 感叹传说中的靠谱青年今在何方 |
| [00:38.68] | 望着永远空着一半的双人床 |
| [00:44.93] | 是不是过年得找个人假冒对象 |
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| [00:51.59] | 不是在相亲就是去相亲的路上 |
| [00:57.84] | 全家的期许父母之命不得违抗 |
| [01:04.10] | 今年一定要结婚是最终理想 |
| [01:10.37] | 既然是理想成功的机会估计渺茫 |
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| [01:16.97] | 不以结婚为目的的恋爱就是耍流氓 |
| [01:23.46] | 人心不古还有多少人尊重伟人思想 |
| [01:29.80] | 如果真的拿结婚当标准来作为衡量 |
| [01:35.95] | 全中国的流氓一定占总人口一半以上 |
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| [01:42.76] | 电视征婚节目现场个个趾高气扬 |
| [01:49.00] | 最低择偶标准是车和无贷款的房 |
| [01:55.45] | 还得英俊潇洒年轻有为专一浪漫时尚 |
| [02:01.87] | 天亮啦快醒 醒白日做梦当心别着凉 |
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| [03:25.12] | 从结婚开始是两个家庭捆绑 |
| [03:31.39] | 四二一的阵容怎么看都不算强 |
| [03:37.85] | 风花雪月转瞬变成雨雪冰霜 |
| [03:44.26] | 柴米油盐摧毁所有的美丽梦想 |
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| [03:50.71] | 婚姻是一道墙里外是两个模样 |
| [03:57.04] | 总想去另一边看看不一样的风光 |
| [04:03.42] | 摸着Ta的手就是跟Ta不一样 |
| [04:09.82] | 难道那只是时间给人造成的假象 |
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| [04:16.56] | 结婚的随意让离婚变成了时尚 |
| [04:22.51] | 民政局的门口两队人马各排一行 |
| [04:28.97] | 每一对儿都有商有量透着那么喜气洋洋 |
| [04:35.34] | 反正离婚证的颜色已跟结婚证一样 |
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| [04:41.93] | 叫诱惑的肥皂剧打打闹闹的漂亮 |
| [04:47.97] | 身边小三们前赴后继越挫越强 |
| [04:54.79] | 还有人打出口号求包养会暖床 |
| [05:01.11] | 孔老夫子再世必定悲催气绝身亡 |
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| [05:07.16][02:07.96] | 结了婚离婚离了婚复婚一圈圈转的发不发昏 |
| [05:13.74][02:14.50] | 但谁又能知道以后要散伙干脆别去领证 |
| [05:20.09][02:20.94] | 逼了婚逃婚求了婚裸婚一场场闹得烽烟滚滚 |
| [05:26.52][02:27.29] | 男婚女嫁天经地义怎么就那么不得安生 |
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| [05:33.12][02:33.92] | 新婚和二婚晚婚和闪婚一桌桌亲友恭贺新人 |
| [05:39.46][02:40.20] | 倾其所有添白发增皱纹怎能忘父母之恩 |
| [05:45.79][02:46.32] | 金婚比银婚铜婚比纸婚一点点懂得平淡是真 |
| [05:52.21][02:53.04] | 恭祝天下有情人结婚的结婚离婚的离婚 |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : man tou |
| [00:00.30] | zuo ci : man tou |
| [00:00.92] | gei li hun hun hun |
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| [00:06.80] | man tou yin yue gei li san bu qu zhi 3 |
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| [00:25.91] | mei ci hei ye lai lin wan jia deng huo chu shang |
| [00:32.24] | gan tan chuan shuo zhong de kao pu qing nian jin zai he fang |
| [00:38.68] | wang zhe yong yuan kong zhe yi ban de shuang ren chuang |
| [00:44.93] | shi bu shi guo nian de zhao ge ren jia mao dui xiang |
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| [00:51.59] | bu shi zai xiang qin jiu shi qu xiang qin de lu shang |
| [00:57.84] | quan jia de qi xu fu mu zhi ming bu de wei kang |
| [01:04.10] | jin nian yi ding yao jie hun shi zui zhong li xiang |
| [01:10.37] | ji ran shi li xiang cheng gong de ji hui gu ji miao mang |
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| [01:16.97] | bu yi jie hun wei mu di de lian ai jiu shi shua liu mang |
| [01:23.46] | ren xin bu gu hai you duo shao ren zun zhong wei ren si xiang |
| [01:29.80] | ru guo zhen de na jie hun dang biao zhun lai zuo wei heng liang |
| [01:35.95] | quan zhong guo de liu mang yi ding zhan zong ren kou yi ban yi shang |
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| [01:42.76] | dian shi zheng hun jie mu xian chang ge ge zhi gao qi yang |
| [01:49.00] | zui di ze ou biao zhun shi che he wu dai kuan de fang |
| [01:55.45] | hai de ying jun xiao sa nian qing you wei zhuan yi lang man shi shang |
| [02:01.87] | tian liang la kuai xing xing bai ri zuo meng dang xin bie zhao liang |
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| [03:25.12] | cong jie hun kai shi shi liang ge jia ting kun bang |
| [03:31.39] | si er yi de zhen rong zen me kan dou bu suan qiang |
| [03:37.85] | feng hua xue yue zhuan shun bian cheng yu xue bing shuang |
| [03:44.26] | chai mi you yan cui hui suo you de mei li meng xiang |
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| [03:50.71] | hun yin shi yi dao qiang li wai shi liang ge mu yang |
| [03:57.04] | zong xiang qu ling yi bian kan kan bu yi yang de feng guang |
| [04:03.42] | mo zhe Ta de shou jiu shi gen Ta bu yi yang |
| [04:09.82] | nan dao na zhi shi shi jian gei ren zao cheng de jia xiang |
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| [04:16.56] | jie hun de sui yi rang li hun bian cheng le shi shang |
| [04:22.51] | min zheng ju de men kou liang dui ren ma ge pai yi xing |
| [04:28.97] | mei yi dui r dou you shang you liang tou zhe na me xi qi yang yang |
| [04:35.34] | fan zheng li hun zheng de yan se yi gen jie hun zheng yi yang |
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| [04:41.93] | jiao you huo de fei zao ju da da nao nao de piao liang |
| [04:47.97] | shen bian xiao san men qian fu hou ji yue cuo yue qiang |
| [04:54.79] | hai you ren da chu kou hao qiu bao yang hui nuan chuang |
| [05:01.11] | kong lao fu zi zai shi bi ding bei cui qi jue shen wang |
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| [05:07.16][02:07.96] | jie le hun li hun li le hun fu hun yi quan quan zhuan de fa bu fa hun |
| [05:13.74][02:14.50] | dan shui you neng zhi dao yi hou yao san huo gan cui bie qu ling zheng |
| [05:20.09][02:20.94] | bi le hun tao hun qiu le hun luo hun yi chang chang nao de feng yan gun gun |
| [05:26.52][02:27.29] | nan hun nv jia tian jing di yi zen me jiu na me bu de an sheng |
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| [05:33.12][02:33.92] | xin hun he er hun wan hun he shan hun yi zhuo zhuo qin you gong he xin ren |
| [05:39.46][02:40.20] | qing qi suo you tian bai fa zeng zhou wen zen neng wang fu mu zhi en |
| [05:45.79][02:46.32] | jin hun bi yin hun tong hun bi zhi hun yi dian dian dong de ping dan shi zhen |
| [05:52.21][02:53.04] | gong zhu tian xia you qing ren jie hun de jie hun li hun de li hun |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : mán tou |
| [00:00.30] | zuò cí : mán tou |
| [00:00.92] | gěi lì hūn hūn hūn |
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| [00:06.80] | mán tou yīn yuè gěi lì sān bù qǔ zhī 3 |
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| [00:25.91] | měi cì hēi yè lái lín wàn jiā dēng huǒ chū shàng |
| [00:32.24] | gǎn tàn chuán shuō zhōng de kào pǔ qīng nián jīn zài hé fāng |
| [00:38.68] | wàng zhe yǒng yuǎn kōng zhe yī bàn de shuāng rén chuáng |
| [00:44.93] | shì bú shì guò nián dé zhǎo gè rén jiǎ mào duì xiàng |
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| [00:51.59] | bú shì zài xiāng qīn jiù shì qù xiāng qīn de lù shàng |
| [00:57.84] | quán jiā de qī xǔ fù mǔ zhī mìng bù dé wéi kàng |
| [01:04.10] | jīn nián yí dìng yào jié hūn shì zuì zhōng lǐ xiǎng |
| [01:10.37] | jì rán shì lǐ xiǎng chéng gōng de jī huì gū jì miǎo máng |
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| [01:16.97] | bù yǐ jié hūn wèi mù dì de liàn ài jiù shì shuǎ liú máng |
| [01:23.46] | rén xīn bù gǔ hái yǒu duō shǎo rén zūn zhòng wěi rén sī xiǎng |
| [01:29.80] | rú guǒ zhēn de ná jié hūn dāng biāo zhǔn lái zuò wéi héng liáng |
| [01:35.95] | quán zhōng guó de liú máng yí dìng zhàn zǒng rén kǒu yī bàn yǐ shàng |
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| [01:42.76] | diàn shì zhēng hūn jié mù xiàn chǎng gè gè zhǐ gāo qì yáng |
| [01:49.00] | zuì dī zé ǒu biāo zhǔn shì chē hé wú dài kuǎn de fáng |
| [01:55.45] | hái dé yīng jùn xiāo sǎ nián qīng yǒu wéi zhuān yī làng màn shí shàng |
| [02:01.87] | tiān liàng la kuài xǐng xǐng bái rì zuò mèng dāng xīn bié zháo liáng |
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| [03:25.12] | cóng jié hūn kāi shǐ shì liǎng gè jiā tíng kǔn bǎng |
| [03:31.39] | sì èr yī de zhèn róng zěn me kàn dōu bù suàn qiáng |
| [03:37.85] | fēng huā xuě yuè zhuǎn shùn biàn chéng yǔ xuě bīng shuāng |
| [03:44.26] | chái mǐ yóu yán cuī huǐ suǒ yǒu de měi lì mèng xiǎng |
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| [03:50.71] | hūn yīn shì yī dào qiáng lǐ wài shì liǎng gè mú yàng |
| [03:57.04] | zǒng xiǎng qù lìng yī biān kàn kàn bù yí yàng de fēng guāng |
| [04:03.42] | mō zhe Ta de shǒu jiù shì gēn Ta bù yí yàng |
| [04:09.82] | nán dào nà zhǐ shì shí jiān gěi rén zào chéng de jiǎ xiàng |
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| [04:16.56] | jié hūn de suí yì ràng lí hūn biàn chéng le shí shàng |
| [04:22.51] | mín zhèng jú de mén kǒu liǎng duì rén mǎ gè pái yī xíng |
| [04:28.97] | měi yī duì r dōu yǒu shāng yǒu liàng tòu zhe nà me xǐ qì yáng yáng |
| [04:35.34] | fǎn zhèng lí hūn zhèng de yán sè yǐ gēn jiē hūn zhèng yí yàng |
| [04:41.38] | |
| [04:41.93] | jiào yòu huò de féi zào jù dá dǎ nào nào de piào liàng |
| [04:47.97] | shēn biān xiǎo sān men qián fù hòu jì yuè cuò yuè qiáng |
| [04:54.79] | hái yǒu rén dǎ chū kǒu hào qiú bāo yǎng huì nuǎn chuáng |
| [05:01.11] | kǒng lǎo fū zǐ zài shì bì dìng bēi cuī qì jué shēn wáng |
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| [05:07.16][02:07.96] | jié le hūn lí hūn lí le hūn fù hūn yī quān quān zhuǎn de fā bù fā hūn |
| [05:13.74][02:14.50] | dàn shuí yòu néng zhī dào yǐ hòu yào sàn huǒ gān cuì bié qù lǐng zhèng |
| [05:20.09][02:20.94] | bī le hūn táo hūn qiú le hūn luǒ hūn yī chǎng chǎng nào dé fēng yān gǔn gǔn |
| [05:26.52][02:27.29] | nán hūn nǚ jià tiān jīng dì yì zěn me jiù nà me bù dé ān shēng |
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| [05:33.12][02:33.92] | xīn hūn hé èr hūn wǎn hūn hé shǎn hūn yī zhuō zhuō qīn yǒu gōng hè xīn rén |
| [05:39.46][02:40.20] | qīng qí suǒ yǒu tiān bái fà zēng zhòu wén zěn néng wàng fù mǔ zhī ēn |
| [05:45.79][02:46.32] | jīn hūn bǐ yín hūn tóng hūn bǐ zhǐ hūn yì diǎn diǎn dǒng de píng dàn shì zhēn |
| [05:52.21][02:53.04] | gōng zhù tiān xià yǒu qíng rén jié hūn de jié hūn lí hūn de lí hūn |
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