给力婚婚婚

歌曲 给力婚婚婚
歌手 馒头
专辑 馒头作品集

歌词

[00:00.00] 作曲 : 馒头
[00:00.30] 作词 : 馒头
[00:00.92] 给力婚婚婚
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[00:06.80] ――馒头音乐――【给力三部曲】之3
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[00:25.91] 每次黑夜来临万家灯火初上
[00:32.24] 感叹传说中的靠谱青年今在何方
[00:38.68] 望着永远空着一半的双人床
[00:44.93] 是不是过年得找个人假冒对象
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[00:51.59] 不是在相亲就是去相亲的路上
[00:57.84] 全家的期许父母之命不得违抗
[01:04.10] 今年一定要结婚是最终理想
[01:10.37] 既然是理想成功的机会估计渺茫
[01:16.23]
[01:16.97] 不以结婚为目的的恋爱就是耍流氓
[01:23.46] 人心不古还有多少人尊重伟人思想
[01:29.80] 如果真的拿结婚当标准来作为衡量
[01:35.95] 全中国的流氓一定占总人口一半以上
[01:42.41]
[01:42.76] 电视征婚节目现场个个趾高气扬
[01:49.00] 最低择偶标准是车和无贷款的房
[01:55.45] 还得英俊潇洒年轻有为专一浪漫时尚
[02:01.87] 天亮啦快醒 醒白日做梦当心别着凉
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[03:25.12] 从结婚开始是两个家庭捆绑
[03:31.39] 四二一的阵容怎么看都不算强
[03:37.85] 风花雪月转瞬变成雨雪冰霜
[03:44.26] 柴米油盐摧毁所有的美丽梦想
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[03:50.71] 婚姻是一道墙里外是两个模样
[03:57.04] 总想去另一边看看不一样的风光
[04:03.42] 摸着Ta的手就是跟Ta不一样
[04:09.82] 难道那只是时间给人造成的假象
[04:16.15]
[04:16.56] 结婚的随意让离婚变成了时尚
[04:22.51] 民政局的门口两队人马各排一行
[04:28.97] 每一对儿都有商有量透着那么喜气洋洋
[04:35.34] 反正离婚证的颜色已跟结婚证一样
[04:41.38]
[04:41.93] 叫诱惑的肥皂剧打打闹闹的漂亮
[04:47.97] 身边小三们前赴后继越挫越强
[04:54.79] 还有人打出口号求包养会暖床
[05:01.11] 孔老夫子再世必定悲催气绝身亡
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[05:07.16][02:07.96] 结了婚离婚离了婚复婚一圈圈转的发不发昏
[05:13.74][02:14.50] 但谁又能知道以后要散伙干脆别去领证
[05:20.09][02:20.94] 逼了婚逃婚求了婚裸婚一场场闹得烽烟滚滚
[05:26.52][02:27.29] 男婚女嫁天经地义怎么就那么不得安生
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[05:33.12][02:33.92] 新婚和二婚晚婚和闪婚一桌桌亲友恭贺新人
[05:39.46][02:40.20] 倾其所有添白发增皱纹怎能忘父母之恩
[05:45.79][02:46.32] 金婚比银婚铜婚比纸婚一点点懂得平淡是真
[05:52.21][02:53.04] 恭祝天下有情人结婚的结婚离婚的离婚
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拼音

[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : mán tou
[00:00.30] zuò cí : mán tou
[00:00.92] gěi lì hūn hūn hūn
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[00:06.80] mán tou yīn yuè gěi lì sān bù qǔ zhī 3
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[00:25.91] měi cì hēi yè lái lín wàn jiā dēng huǒ chū shàng
[00:32.24] gǎn tàn chuán shuō zhōng de kào pǔ qīng nián jīn zài hé fāng
[00:38.68] wàng zhe yǒng yuǎn kōng zhe yī bàn de shuāng rén chuáng
[00:44.93] shì bú shì guò nián dé zhǎo gè rén jiǎ mào duì xiàng
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[00:51.59] bú shì zài xiāng qīn jiù shì qù xiāng qīn de lù shàng
[00:57.84] quán jiā de qī xǔ fù mǔ zhī mìng bù dé wéi kàng
[01:04.10] jīn nián yí dìng yào jié hūn shì zuì zhōng lǐ xiǎng
[01:10.37] jì rán shì lǐ xiǎng chéng gōng de jī huì gū jì miǎo máng
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[01:16.97] bù yǐ jié hūn wèi mù dì de liàn ài jiù shì shuǎ liú máng
[01:23.46] rén xīn bù gǔ hái yǒu duō shǎo rén zūn zhòng wěi rén sī xiǎng
[01:29.80] rú guǒ zhēn de ná jié hūn dāng biāo zhǔn lái zuò wéi héng liáng
[01:35.95] quán zhōng guó de liú máng yí dìng zhàn zǒng rén kǒu yī bàn yǐ shàng
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[01:42.76] diàn shì zhēng hūn jié mù xiàn chǎng gè gè zhǐ gāo qì yáng
[01:49.00] zuì dī zé ǒu biāo zhǔn shì chē hé wú dài kuǎn de fáng
[01:55.45] hái dé yīng jùn xiāo sǎ nián qīng yǒu wéi zhuān yī làng màn shí shàng
[02:01.87] tiān liàng la kuài xǐng xǐng bái rì zuò mèng dāng xīn bié zháo liáng
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[03:25.12] cóng jié hūn kāi shǐ shì liǎng gè jiā tíng kǔn bǎng
[03:31.39] sì èr yī de zhèn róng zěn me kàn dōu bù suàn qiáng
[03:37.85] fēng huā xuě yuè zhuǎn shùn biàn chéng yǔ xuě bīng shuāng
[03:44.26] chái mǐ yóu yán cuī huǐ suǒ yǒu de měi lì mèng xiǎng
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[03:50.71] hūn yīn shì yī dào qiáng lǐ wài shì liǎng gè mú yàng
[03:57.04] zǒng xiǎng qù lìng yī biān kàn kàn bù yí yàng de fēng guāng
[04:03.42] mō zhe Ta de shǒu jiù shì gēn Ta bù yí yàng
[04:09.82] nán dào nà zhǐ shì shí jiān gěi rén zào chéng de jiǎ xiàng
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[04:16.56] jié hūn de suí yì ràng lí hūn biàn chéng le shí shàng
[04:22.51] mín zhèng jú de mén kǒu liǎng duì rén mǎ gè pái yī xíng
[04:28.97] měi yī duì r dōu yǒu shāng yǒu liàng tòu zhe nà me xǐ qì yáng yáng
[04:35.34] fǎn zhèng lí hūn zhèng de yán sè yǐ gēn jiē hūn zhèng yí yàng
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[04:41.93] jiào yòu huò de féi zào jù dá dǎ nào nào de piào liàng
[04:47.97] shēn biān xiǎo sān men qián fù hòu jì yuè cuò yuè qiáng
[04:54.79] hái yǒu rén dǎ chū kǒu hào qiú bāo yǎng huì nuǎn chuáng
[05:01.11] kǒng lǎo fū zǐ zài shì bì dìng bēi cuī qì jué shēn wáng
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[05:07.16][02:07.96] jié le hūn lí hūn lí le hūn fù hūn yī quān quān zhuǎn de fā bù fā hūn
[05:13.74][02:14.50] dàn shuí yòu néng zhī dào yǐ hòu yào sàn huǒ gān cuì bié qù lǐng zhèng
[05:20.09][02:20.94] bī le hūn táo hūn qiú le hūn luǒ hūn yī chǎng chǎng nào dé fēng yān gǔn gǔn
[05:26.52][02:27.29] nán hūn nǚ jià tiān jīng dì yì zěn me jiù nà me bù dé ān shēng
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[05:33.12][02:33.92] xīn hūn hé èr hūn wǎn hūn hé shǎn hūn yī zhuō zhuō qīn yǒu gōng hè xīn rén
[05:39.46][02:40.20] qīng qí suǒ yǒu tiān bái fà zēng zhòu wén zěn néng wàng fù mǔ zhī ēn
[05:45.79][02:46.32] jīn hūn bǐ yín hūn tóng hūn bǐ zhǐ hūn yì diǎn diǎn dǒng de píng dàn shì zhēn
[05:52.21][02:53.04] gōng zhù tiān xià yǒu qíng rén jié hūn de jié hūn lí hūn de lí hūn
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