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Good morning miss |
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Can I help you son? |
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Sixteen today |
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And up for fun |
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I'm a big boy now |
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Or so they say |
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So if you'll serve |
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I'll be on my way |
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Box of balloons |
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With the feather-light touch |
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Pack of party-poppers |
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That pop in the night |
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A toothbrush and hairspray |
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Plastic grin |
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Miss Clay on all corners |
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Has just walked in |
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Welcome to the House of Fun |
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Now I've come of age |
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Welcome to the House of Fun |
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Welcome to the lion's den |
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Temptation's on his way |
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Welcome to the House of |
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N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss |
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You misunderstood |
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Sixteen big boy |
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Full pint in my manhood |
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I'm up to date |
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And the date's today |
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So if you'll serve |
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I'll be on my way |
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Welcome to the House of Fun |
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Now I've come of age |
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Welcome to the lion's den |
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Temptation's on his way |
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Welcome to the House of (Fun) |
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I'm sorry son |
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But we don't stock |
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Party gimmicks |
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In this shop |
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Try the House of Fun |
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It's quicker if you run |
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This is a chemist |
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Not a jokers' shop! |
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Party hats |
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Simple enough clear |
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Comprehende savvy understand |
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Do you hear? |
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A pack of party hats |
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With the coloured tips |
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Too late! |
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Gorgon's heard gossip |
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Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay |
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Many happy returns from the day |
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Welcome to the House of Fun |
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Now I've come of age |
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Welcome to the House of Fun |
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Welcome to the lion's den |
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Temptation's on his way |
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Welcome to the House of Fun |
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Welcome to the House of Fun... |
