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Through the mist of smoke and flame |
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Rides a man, a mighty lord |
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His foes fall in pain |
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Women cry his name |
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The gift of rock his reward |
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With a voice that can power lightbulbs |
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Wound a bear and shatter souls |
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He calms the hounds of Hades |
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All the single ladies |
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Put your hands up |
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Rock 'n Roll |
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Under rock and craggy mountain |
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In the ancient hall he dwells |
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His piano shines with glory |
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He sings an ancient story |
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Of betrayal by the Elves |
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Wait, sorry. Ancient halls? Elves? |
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You're making me a dwarf, aren't you? |
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No, no. You are a mighty warrior |
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His six brothers, grim and beardy |
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They saw a maid, as white as snow |
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A magic mirror found her |
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Now she's off, they flounder |
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Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work he goes |
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Ah, thanks. I'm a dwarf then, a Disney dwarf |
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Yes, yes! A mighty, mighty dwarf! |
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Man of earth and man of fire |
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Battle brothers to the core |
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Valor soaring ever higher |
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But we're empty, lost without one more |
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Hello, my name is Lee |
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And I play the guitar |
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And I play the guitar! |
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What? |
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And so we ride onwards to destiny |
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Our foes and enemies slain |
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Fighting fierce beasts, eating their meats |
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We ride! |
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And Awesome's our name |
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Jordon! |
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Riding on a skeleton horse of fire! |
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Lee! |
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Riding on a skeleton horse of fire! |
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But no, I'm riding a skeleton horse of fire |
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Ya, you have to pick something different |
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Lee! |
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Riding on a skeleton horse of... water! |
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What? A waterhorse? |
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You mean like a seahorse? |
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Well, at least I'm not riding on a chicken! |
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Who said I'm riding on a chicken? |
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Benny! |
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Riding on a chicken! |
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But why do I have to ride a chicken? |
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You guys got to choose yours! |
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I want to ride a dragon! |
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And so we ride onwards to destiny |
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On horse, seahorse, and hen |
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Evil destroyed, homeless employed |
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We ride! |
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From now till the end |
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And in the misty halls of Asgard |
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Where the Gods watch over man |
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They tried to curse the Axis for our pride |
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But alas, we were too awesome |
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Their powers weak against our might |
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So we kicked them in the balls |
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And then they cried |
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And so we ride onwards to destiny |
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With swords and weapons and shit |
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Lightning will flash |
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Thunder will clash |
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We ride into infinity! |
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We fly and don't need a plane |
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We'll fill you with love |
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Till heaven and earth combine! |
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And Awesome's our name |
