| Wake me up, miss Toadstool | |
| It is I, your one and only king, Bowser Koopa | |
| I'm a turtle as you see, a little slow and a little green | |
| But on the whole I'd say, "Super duper" | |
| Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened | |
| But if you knew just why you're here | |
| Your fear would just be heightened | |
| So let's just say, "Ignorance is bliss" | |
| Oh, well, I hate to be a bummer | |
| I brought you here to bring me plumbers | |
| You know those brothers, oh, what's their names? | |
| Oh, yes, Mario and Luigi | |
| Just the sound of them makes me queezy | |
| I'd like to take that monkey wrench | |
| I'd play my own game | |
| Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided | |
| I've never been fond of bookworms | |
| But then again this one does make good | |
| Mario bait, I can't wait, Ignorance is bliss | |
| With my magic books I'll shower | |
| Those clumsy lizards with my power | |
| Until dinosaur land is nothing but fossil fuel | |
| My only problem with these spells | |
| Is that I know not what they tell | |
| So every hex leaves me perplexed | |
| And all I want are those plumbing fools | |
| Princess toadstool, you're not so clever | |
| All your words are alphabet soup | |
| But a picture tells it better | |
| I'll say it again, "Ignorance is bliss" | |
| Haven't you heard | |
| A picture's worth a thousand words? | |
| You call yourself a princess | |
| But you're a brainiac in a dress | |
| I can't believe you waste time with these books | |
| You remind me of my kid sister | |
| She read so much she got a blister | |
| A big one, I mean big | |
| On her brain, what a schnook | |
| I'd like to get my hands | |
| Just one time with a monkey wrench | |
| I'd fix their plumbing | |
| Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened | |
| (So misguided) | |
| If you knew just why you're here | |
| Your fear would just be heightened | |
| Princess Toadstool, Your not so clever | |
| (Picture says it better) | |
| All your words are alphabet soup | |
| A picture tells it better | |
| For the last time | |
| On second thought | |
| I think I've made my point |
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