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Munchausen -No Bra |
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Hi my name is Munchausen how are you |
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Really my name is Munchausen too where are you from |
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Ethiopia but really I'm german |
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You know how they say ethiopians are germans dipped in chocolate |
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Yeah I heard of that i'm from bulgaria |
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Yeah I've been there |
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Really where did you stay |
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I can't remember I was drunk |
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I think I was passing through on my way |
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To olympia to become a riot girl |
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Really I almost opened a gallery there once with ellen von unwerth |
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Yeah I remember that but I organized a radical picnic with kathleen hannah |
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Really I used to be in bratmobile |
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Really was once very briefly in a band called clock dva |
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Really I like listening to karl-heinz munchausen |
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Yeah me too I love karl-heinz munchausen |
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I used to like share a flat with him |
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Really I shagged him once |
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Really I used to piss on him every day |
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Really we used to work at top shop together and steal money from the tills |
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Really I got syphilis once in top shop |
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Really I had syphilis stage 3 |
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Really I had nsu |
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Really I had bpm |
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Me too |
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Hey I'm gonna have an exhibition here in two weeks |
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Really I'm gonna have a performance here in three weeks |
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I'm gonna throw myself around and then I'm gonna cut myself 23times |
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Really I haven't had a shag in like 23minutes |
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Really I haven't had a job in like ten years |
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Really I used to live without electricity for ten years |
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Really I used to share a squat with nina hagen in camden |
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And she used to make pizza out of dead cats |
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Really I met david blaine in kokon to zai the other day |
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Oh yeah we used to like hang out together in brazil |
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Really my uncle designed the palace of dawn in brasilia |
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Really my uncle designed the anal staircase |
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Really my uncles cock is like 12inches long |
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Yeah but my cock is like 14inches long |
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Really mine too |
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But my cock was once amputated after a motorcycling accident |
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Well I was once involved in a plane crash |
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But david hasselhoff saved me from the ashes |
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Really I was cremated once |
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Really I was born with only one leg |
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Really you know I think f a ncy you |
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Really so do I |